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Re: Confession Thread [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14499579 - 05/23/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
He hung himself on mothers day. Im not sure what his family/home life was like. Im not sure of his reasons, or if he even left a note or not. But god damn....I feel bad about making fun of that kid :sad:




Man that's horrible, I can guarantee you personally had nothing to do with it. Regardless that is a shitty thing to have on your conscious, glad you got to express it and let it free. I take it you learned from the experience and aren't making fun of people the same way you used to?

I remember laughing and teasing some kid when I was younger myself, I can remember as I got older reading some of the persons posts on facebook about how life was hard and that they didn't understand why no one liked them. I can remember just a horrible feeling well up inside of me as I tried to feel what it must have felt like to be that person. To this day I try my hardest to place myself in someone elses shoes before making a snide comment.


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Re: Confession Thread [Re: don_vedo]
    #14500658 - 05/23/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

To be honest i dont think i have any uber dark secrets that i have never told anyone... Other then never telling my parents why i had so many scars

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14501180 - 05/23/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
To be honest i dont think i have any uber dark secrets that i have never told anyone... Other then never telling my parents why i had so many scars




Well? Why so many? I don't think anyone is coming from a place of judgement here, would love for you to share if you feel comfortable about it!


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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Kettleballz]
    #14501298 - 05/23/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Most of my shameful and embarrassing moments are already known to the Shroomery, and those that still aren't, I'm not telling.


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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #14501464 - 05/23/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I remember. :smilingpuppy:

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14501507 - 05/23/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

when i was a teen, i would occasionally skimp/jack people, stole 40 bucks from my dad, i would always steal his lighters, that's probably about it.


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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14501542 - 05/23/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Uh a couple i think are funny but i don't really tell anyone.
1. When i was 13-15 i really wanted to a fuck a mature to granny bad(don't ask i don't know)so i would skip school, go to their houses and have a fake(blank piece of paper) survey about sex ed being taught in school. Then i would try to get my way to their bathroom and pop a boner and ask where the tp was and have them come in and show me when i had a boner and course them to show me what sex was like since i was so young and pure(yeah that was my plan). Sadly i never got the bathroom ever with any of them, did however pop boners just from talking to them and shit. Kept trying though to make it happen.
2. I broke into a school when i was bored and wanted to break stuff so i threw some cement through a window tried to steal a cpu and eat some food while looking for cameras. Then crouched in a corner while watching a cop come there.
3. I would patrol the streets late at night(13-present) looking for girls to fuck, get into a fight, get some time away from shit and have some peace, or just do some drugs or try to stir up some bs. It never really got out of hand and i could handle myself pretty well thankfully. Those can lead to awesome or bad situations.
4. Don't know why but i wanted to rape a woman one day i was just pissed off and started breaking into houses not even stealing anything but sitting on their couch contemplating whether or not to jerk off and go into their rooms. Tried a few doors(bedrooms) all were locked so i gave up and just sat on some random couch for 30 mins then left. This was a few houses one night.

I mean i can probably go on as most can but yeah thats just a few of the ones i find interesting that i don't know why i did really other than to do. The last is only funny since really i didn't do shit but contemplate a change of scenery for jerking it and then just chill on some random persons furniture for a bit.

Edited by ShadowHagi (05/23/11 09:38 PM)

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: ShadowHagi]
    #14501740 - 05/23/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I was a rotten teenager too. I stole some money from my mom and grandmom, broke into houses, vandalized stuff and had some pretty weird sexual fantasies as well. Of course, I needed my butt kicked back then and I'm sorry i did these things, but what's past is past. I think most have done some pretty shameful things in their teens.

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: don_vedo]
    #14505043 - 05/24/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Uh so this happened recently and it'd make me feel better if I were to confess.

Basically I threw a CD and it hit some women in the head by accident. Looked like it hurt! I hid.

It started with me going to my local music store to find the seemingly perfect album, Amputechture(TMV), or at least something that sounds similar. You see, I've never actually heard the album (music newbie), but I've heard samples on the World Wide Web (Internet Explorer). And from those samples, I've come to realize that the album is more than likely perfect, and I've been trying to find it ever since!! Weird? Well my Mother says I'm too irresponsible for a credit card, and I've failed the driving test 4 consecutive times now (think Sponge Bob); man driving is difficult. So really my only option is to keep walking to and checking the local store, bleh.

Anyways, I find this album that seems SO promising that I'm in love even before I listen to it. (Talk about delusional). It was labeled of the same genre (art rock) and even had similar artwork on the cover. I was FREAKING OUT to say the least. If it was anything like the TMV samples I heard on the Web, I was in love.

So I literally ran home, put the CD in, and it turns out to be a local downriver band doing AC/DC covers. Darn it! How could I of been so wrong??

I managed to hold in a good portion of the vomit, and using all my strength, threw the CD out of my 3rd story window in the direction of the local fraternity house (I knew someone there would appreciate it). But rather, the wind caught it and it did this frisbee-esque maneuver and nailed some women in the head. UH OH. Suffice to say, I made myself scarce!

I later inquired about the misuse of the subgenre label at my local store, and the clerk with a big grin says, "there's art in all music, it's just a matter of perspective". ARGGHHH. Clearly, he hasn't listened to AC/DC. Anyways, I'm a little paranoid about the whole "music sharing" thing, but seriously, I'm re-loading Kazza AS WE SPEAK. I'll show those morons.

Yes but I would really like to apologize to the women I hit in the head with a CD. She just kinda stood there, bent over, with both hands on her head, almost as if preparing for another, before making a swift retreat. Ah well..

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Kettleballz]
    #14505248 - 05/24/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Kettleballz said:
When I was 7-8 I stole a thousand dollars worth of pogs from a Zellers over an extended period of time.



I wonder how much $1,000 worth of pogs would be worth now.....


oh yeah, nothing...:lolsy:

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: shLong]
    #14505283 - 05/24/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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shLong said:
Quote:

Kettleballz said:
When I was 7-8 I stole a thousand dollars worth of pogs from a Zellers over an extended period of time.



I wonder how much $1,000 worth of pogs would be worth now.....


oh yeah, nothing...:lolsy:





:laugh2: along with pokemon cards and beainie babies!


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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14505325 - 05/24/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:


It started with me going to my local music store to find the seemingly perfect album, Amputechture(TMV), or at least something that sounds similar. You see, I've never actually heard the album (music newbie), but I've heard samples on the World Wide Web (Internet Explorer).



After reading this passage, I had to check the date of the post, lol

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Kettleballz]
    #14505332 - 05/24/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by MisterMuscaria (05/24/11 04:42 PM)

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: shLong]
    #14505760 - 05/24/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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shLong said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:


It started with me going to my local music store to find the seemingly perfect album, Amputechture(TMV), or at least something that sounds similar. You see, I've never actually heard the album (music newbie), but I've heard samples on the World Wide Web (Internet Explorer).



After reading this passage, I had to check the date of the post, lol




seriously. who the fuck uses kazaa now? and amputechture came out years ago and it wasn't that good, de loused is where its at.

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: ShadowHagi]
    #14508157 - 05/25/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ShadowHagi said:
Uh a couple i think are funny but i don't really tell anyone.
1. When i was 13-15 i really wanted to a fuck a mature to granny bad(don't ask i don't know)so i would skip school, go to their houses and have a fake(blank piece of paper) survey about sex ed being taught in school. Then i would try to get my way to their bathroom and pop a boner and ask where the tp was and have them come in and show me when i had a boner and course them to show me what sex was like since i was so young and pure(yeah that was my plan). Sadly i never got the bathroom ever with any of them, did however pop boners just from talking to them and shit. Kept trying though to make it happen.
2. I broke into a school when i was bored and wanted to break stuff so i threw some cement through a window tried to steal a cpu and eat some food while looking for cameras. Then crouched in a corner while watching a cop come there.
3. I would patrol the streets late at night(13-present) looking for girls to fuck, get into a fight, get some time away from shit and have some peace, or just do some drugs or try to stir up some bs. It never really got out of hand and i could handle myself pretty well thankfully. Those can lead to awesome or bad situations.
4. Don't know why but i wanted to rape a woman one day i was just pissed off and started breaking into houses not even stealing anything but sitting on their couch contemplating whether or not to jerk off and go into their rooms. Tried a few doors(bedrooms) all were locked so i gave up and just sat on some random couch for 30 mins then left. This was a few houses one night.

I mean i can probably go on as most can but yeah thats just a few of the ones i find interesting that i don't know why i did really other than to do. The last is only funny since really i didn't do shit but contemplate a change of scenery for jerking it and then just chill on some random persons furniture for a bit.




Damn dude that sounds crazy.

Your granny story reminds me of something funny I did right after I graduated high school:

First semester of college and I kept seeing this smoking hot girl walking through campus the same time I would always change classes... but there was no real legitimate way to 'meet' her... none of my friends knew her and I knew I had to take matters into my own hands. I eventually found out her name/last name and her #(Not sure how I found this out exactly, I think i googled her name and found a craigslist post she made that included her name and # like a dumbass)

Anyways, I have her # and her name but still with no legitimate way of meeting this bitch. I eventually grow some balls and here's what I did...

I called her up and pretended to be one of the financial aid counselors from the college, and told her that she was selected as one of the few students in the entire campus to receive a grant for next semester(I mimiced the voice of an older, calm woman... i'm good at imitating voices btw)

Anyways she sounded stoked and I told her where to meet at the registar and the specific date/time... my plan was to go down the same time I told her over the phone and act like I was also called for the grant... and then act pissed off when no one knew what I was talking about... and then it would create some mutual ice-breakage.

However, on judgement day I ran into a heap of shit and didnt end up making it on time :ahahaha:

I took it as a sign from my higher self that it just wasn't meant to be. Damn, I was creeper status back then. But ya gotta admit, it coulda worked! :frown:


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Re: Confession Thread [Re: foliocb]
    #14508466 - 05/25/11 05:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hmmmm,

We used to throw rocks at a ladys house down the street because we had convinced ourselves that she was a witch. I think we even went and poisoned her roses one night.

A mate had an old car that we had bought for parts. We cut the roof off drove it through a locked gate/fence down to a park and set it on fire.

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Re: Confession Thread [Re: Steve]
    #14511686 - 05/25/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ugh one more when i was 12-13 i broke a door when i was pissed off and didn't want to get in trouble so i figured suicide was the safest bet. So i tried stabbing myself in the heart slowly not fast and i got the knife in a inch to 3 then realized the shit hurt. Suicide in my mind was painless but apparently i was wrong. The scar is gone now since puberty but i remember that suicide fucking hurts seriously try stabbing yourself with a knife slowly digging it in.
Luckily i got over it after and laughed about it later.

Edited by ShadowHagi (05/25/11 08:15 PM)

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