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starfire_xes
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The Rapture Clock is Reset?
#14506375 - 05/24/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So, the guy who predicted May 24 now moved the date to October? He said he was 5 months off in his calculation?
OK, let's everyone plan on doing heroic doses of psychedelics on the next rapture day.
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KaptKid
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14506397 - 05/24/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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No man can interpet gods meaning. Fuck he's just a man.
Lets party till we puke. Then party some more.
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Scarab74
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14506421 - 05/24/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Agreed.
We intend to party like it's 1969.
Only with less tie-dye.
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: Scarab74]
#14506439 - 05/24/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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How about we forget this man ever existed and stop giving that same dick face so much attention
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Prisoner#1
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: DeadHearts]
#14506509 - 05/24/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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how about we give him some money to get his van repainted and put up some billboards
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nglsnv
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14506559 - 05/24/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't forget more memes
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: nglsnv]
#14506795 - 05/24/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had no idea the rapture was such a difficult equation. The guy missed it by 5 months. Maybe he should have gotten a mathematician involved....
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Samuel L Jackson
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: I had no idea the rapture was such a difficult equation. The guy missed it by 5 months. Maybe he should have gotten a mathematician involved....
thats actually kinda close considering the span of time.
he probably didnt maintain enough significant figures in his calculations.
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sunset_mission
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He didn't get rapetured by his pissed off, gipped of followers yet?
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Fuck. They had a bunch of trumpets for 49.99 last week when I went to the pawn shop, but when I went in today to buy one they had all been marked up to around 500.00. How the fuck is Gabriel supposed to blow his horn now?
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sunset_mission said: rapetured
Iceee wut you did there. 
He was saying how the 21st was when rapture was to start and from this period of time till october it would be going on with all the corpses of people who ever died getting lifted out of their graves and earthquakes and other crazy shit going down. And then in october when all the in-crowd is up in heaven god will destroy the universe. So ya, theres still time.
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14506888 - 05/24/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn, this guy keeps giving us more impromptu holidays.
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: The_Ghost]
#14506914 - 05/24/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The_Ghost said:
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sunset_mission said: rapetured
Iceee wut you did there. 
He was saying how the 21st was when rapture was to start and from this period of time till october it would be going on with all the corpses of people who ever died getting lifted out of their graves and earthquakes and other crazy shit going down. And then in october when all the in-crowd is up in heaven god will destroy the universe. So ya, theres still time. 
Yeah, but now he's saying that this rapture past was only a spiritual rapture(what ever that nonsense is suppose to mean), but the physical rapture is coming in October, an then the end of the world 6 months after that.
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sunset_mission
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14506966 - 05/24/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said:
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The_Ghost said:
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sunset_mission said: rapetured
Iceee wut you did there. 
He was saying how the 21st was when rapture was to start and from this period of time till october it would be going on with all the corpses of people who ever died getting lifted out of their graves and earthquakes and other crazy shit going down. And then in october when all the in-crowd is up in heaven god will destroy the universe. So ya, theres still time. 
Yeah, but now he's saying that this rapture past was only a spiritual rapture(what ever that nonsense is suppose to mean), but the physical rapture is coming in October, an then the end of the world 6 months after that.

This guy is a jerk-off scam artist. I mean, what he says isn't too far off from the truth, but he's just stirring up misplaced panic. We're already at the end of the Great 75,000 year Cycle and the ascension is imminent.
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nglsnv
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what will people come up with after the 2012 date passes i wonder?
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Ballerium
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14507003 - 05/24/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Fuck. They had a bunch of trumpets for 49.99 last week when I went to the pawn shop, but when I went in today to buy one they had all been marked up to around 500.00. How the fuck is Gabriel supposed to blow his horn now?


I'll have to remember to shop for deals the next time there is an impending rapture
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sunset_mission
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: Ballerium]
#14507011 - 05/24/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ballerium said:
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blewmeanie said: Fuck. They had a bunch of trumpets for 49.99 last week when I went to the pawn shop, but when I went in today to buy one they had all been marked up to around 500.00. How the fuck is Gabriel supposed to blow his horn now?


I'll have to remember to shop for deals the next time there is an impending rapture 
I should sell my Final Fantasy I, II, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X for 10k
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Ballerium
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: Ballerium]
#14507019 - 05/24/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do it
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14507043 - 05/24/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Fuck. They had a bunch of trumpets for 49.99 last week when I went to the pawn shop, but when I went in today to buy one they had all been marked up to around 500.00. How the fuck is Gabriel supposed to blow his horn now?

I can show you the way....Ultimately...
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Re: The Rapture Clock is Reset? [Re: nglsnv]
#14507081 - 05/24/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Professor Tibbs said: what will people come up with after the 2012 date passes i wonder?
It's all about Apophis 2036!
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