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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: LuckOfTheFryish]
    #14503165 - 05/24/11 07:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Pain Thinner, Super-Soaker, automobile


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InvisibleLocky
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14503176 - 05/24/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus fucking christ.


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Invisiblemrckb
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14503177 - 05/24/11 07:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you should look through some of the vive cool city vids lochy. Some good ones in thar.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: mrckb]
    #14503193 - 05/24/11 07:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I can't seem to able to open the vid, slow connection problems :thumbdown:


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: pouihi]
    #14503198 - 05/24/11 07:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its vivecoolcity. Try switching to chrome or explorer if you're using firefox.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: mrckb]
    #14503206 - 05/24/11 07:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

they (the jenkem huffer) should make a aussie jackass


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: mrckb]
    #14503209 - 05/24/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I am because I installed ubuntu and it came with firefox, when I had windows I couldn't even download Chrome (it said the service pack didn't support it yet when I tried uploading a newer service pack it didn't allow me) and the internet connection was even worse.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: pouihi]
    #14503255 - 05/24/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

after growing up and doing some of these things i can honestly tell you the best thing for you to do is just move out and get on with your life. get a better place, make some cash and make sure they see you are doing better than them one day down the road.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Pilz]
    #14503375 - 05/24/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

put sugar in the heating ducts.. or cut a hole in the drywall if you are really brave.

they will have shit loads of bugs in no time. even bombing the place, they will come back because the sugar will still be there.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: LuckOfTheFryish]
    #14503580 - 05/24/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Get a potato and a jar with lid. Peel and cut potato into chunks. Put chunks in jar and fill almost to top with water. Seal top of water with layer of oil. Leave for 1-2 weeks. Extremely foul liquid will result. Set up traps and/or pour on absorbent objects.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: pouihi]
    #14505026 - 05/24/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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pouihi said:
Indeed, shit is not the best option.

If you can get a small dead animal, like a rat for example and hide it in a place they won't easily find it not only it will stink as they can't trace it back to you. My uncle's car once stank so so bad man... it was a mixture of piss with putrefied, he came to realize that he had a dead mouse on the car's radiator :scat:

You could also spread a shitload of fake blood all over the house making it look like a crime scene :tongue2:
And let's say leave a window open, who knows a pigeon might enter and take some dumps all over the house.




If you leave the door at least unlocked, "anyone" could have done it, and youre off the hook.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: frith]
    #14505082 - 05/24/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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frith said:
put sugar in the heating ducts..





car: shrimp in the vents, in the dash and under the seat

house: potatoes in plastic bags with small holes in the ductwork

both will stink like hell and even though he'll find the shrimp under the seat he wont find what's in the dash or vents

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: LuckOfTheFryish]
    #14505097 - 05/24/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Jerk off in the mayonnaise a couple of times. Stir that shit up and leave it in the fridge.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14505112 - 05/24/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Go to a room with carpet. Pull back the carpet, preferably under a bed, couch or chair. Cut a hole in the floor under furniture of choice. Make sure the hole is just smaller than the furniture. Replace the carpet.

When they sit/lay down, if you cut the hole the right size, it will cause them to fall through the floor.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: 4runner]
    #14505118 - 05/24/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I like the baking soda/vinegar in the toilet trick, lol...the only downside is that they'd have a hell of a clean toilet when they were done with that, lol

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: shLong]
    #14505586 - 05/24/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hahah i like em. keep em simple kids. im not gonna frame someone for murder or strip the paint of their car hahah. ill announce some winners soon.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: LuckOfTheFryish]
    #14505626 - 05/24/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

leave the place a mess, buy a frozen mouse or just look for something dead and put it somewhere between his mattress.. piss in his mouthwash, and wipe your ass with his tooth brush

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Pareidolia]
    #14505720 - 05/24/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Go get gorilla glue, glue every item they own in place.

everything. keys, pillows, blankets.

shit in the toilet tank - glue it down.

glue in the locks.

glue the windows.

find a bees nest. put it in the bathroom. - glue it down.



male stripper, a week after they're back. - come back, glue him down.

stick used condoms EVERYWHERE.

send prostitutes there daily. dirty, dirty prostitutes..

make copies of your keys and leave them, tagged with adresses in random hood hangouts.

give keys to bums.

leave the door open with a large sign saying free chicken and 40s.

give flyers to black people stating the same.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14505735 - 05/24/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shroom_i said:

leave the door open with a large sign saying free chicken and 40s.

give flyers to black people stating the same.




:borat:

So you know, every ethnicity loves chicken and 40's. Waffles and watermelon too.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14505744 - 05/24/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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thelivingfreekshow said:


hire a hooker with stds to bang herself with their toothbrushes

scrub your balls/asshole with their toothbrushes







dude, not in that order... :facepalm:


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