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Anonymous #1

stuck in purgetory
    #14504583 - 05/24/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

feeling depressed and like im becoming a statistic when i see my best friends easily land some poon, not because i have shitty social skills but because i have no experience on the sack besides oral. being 21, most girls see this as an abnormality and dont want to deal with teaching someone, theyre too far up the ladder to give a helping hand even if theyre a fast climber.

i dont want everyone to know that im bad in bed, but at the same time would like to get laid because i am attractive, funny and definitely have the power to and also before i get older and develop intimacy problems.

whatever, gonna go get high play video games/masturbate


TL;DR to afraid to pull the trigger i.e. whip it out and bone someone for the first time, besides some fat chick that lasted like 3min bleh :nonono:


Edited by Anonymous (05/24/11 01:42 PM)


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14504808 - 05/24/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dude don't even worry about it. Honestly this hang up you have about being shitty in bed probably is reflected in your personality.
why don't you try and meet a cool chick and just let her know you haven't had sex? :shrug:

I mean don't assume most chicks have been boned a million times...
haha go meet a virgin, then you'll be on a level playing field. she won't have any expectations, so you can't possibly fail to live up to them :lol:

seriously though, once you get warmed up it's not hard to throw a complete game, if you know what I mean...
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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Anthony917]
    #14505059 - 05/24/11 03:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I happen to know a bunch of chicks who would RATHER have a virgin than a man-whore....

Dude, take it down a notch.

Meet some cool chicks, single one out, be honest, have fun, get some tang...not necessarily in that order, lol


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: shLong]
    #14505064 - 05/24/11 03:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, you're cougar stink-bait, lol

Get some almost expired tang!

Seriously though, go with my 1st post


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: shLong]
    #14505133 - 05/24/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
Dude, you're cougar stink-bait, lol

Get some almost expired tang!




ive actually been seriously considering going to cougar bar to get some practice...


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: shLong]
    #14505146 - 05/24/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah don't worry too much man.  you're getting BJ's so you're doing something right.

try to land a couple of chicks in their late 20s. they don't care so much about you being "experienced"... they're a bit more understanding it seems about sex issues than dirty slutes in their late teens looking for someone to hork in their batty'ole.

but really. don't worry. 21 isn't bad. i know a few dudes who didn't lose theirs until 23-28. i remember when i started having sex in high school, they were getting a little anxious because a few of us had been getting dirty. and their desperation began to show, and that's not very attractive.

you said you're good looking, and funny. that's two good things, and both will work to your advantage. just try not to show your frustration.


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Anthony917]
    #14505162 - 05/24/11 03:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
haha go meet a virgin
:thumbup:




What is this "virgin" you speak of? I thought that word has long been extinct, but you speak of them as if they don't just exist in fairy tales... very curious. I think this is worth tweeting about, the world must know that all hope is not lost! :wink:


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14505184 - 05/24/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Sonny Cheeba said:
just try not to show your frustration.



i dont ever show this frustration in physical reality, i save it only for my brothers and sisters at the shroomery :love: , who usually have better advice than people my age, and understand better than older people in reltionships (general people that im close with)


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #14505200 - 05/24/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Any chick 26 and older who would be turned off by a virgin...well, fuck em anyhow :shrug:  (figuratively, of course...)


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14507578 - 05/24/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm going to give you the same advice my dad gave me. Get a HOOKER!!!
Seriously.... pay a whore. Best way to lose your virginity.
It's the american way... sort of.
A whore doesn't care how long you last or about anything other then money for that matter.
Or how about some date rape? yeah yeah... oh... no? well nevermind then.
Who said date rape isn't kind?


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14508280 - 05/25/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
i have no experience on the sack besides oral. being 21, most girls see this as an abnormality and dont want to deal with teaching someone, theyre too far up the ladder to give a helping hand even if theyre a fast climber.




:sadyes:

The first girl I fucked didnt even know I was a virgin till after and then she said "how do you live that long without having sex?'


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14508585 - 05/25/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:

The first girl I fucked didnt even know I was a virgin till after and then she said "how do you live that long without having sex?'



"because I went this long before I caught your syphilis, ho"


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: shLong]
    #14510026 - 05/25/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This isn't that big of a deal.  You aren't with someone right now because it's not the right time lol whatever that means, I sound like a girl.


The idea here is to not care about it.  If it happens it happens.  Don't be reticent however.  Get out there and be yourself and have fun.  Don't be a jerk and make people laugh.


You'll be in a much worse position than you are now if you do everything you can to hook some girl.  You and her will be together but will you be happy?

Be happy first, then find someone else that's happy.  It'll come together naturally, I guarantee it.


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Humility]
    #14511763 - 05/25/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude just stop giving a fuck about it and go out and have a good time. Worse case scenario you have a good time and get no lovin best case you be yourself and get laid and have a girlfriend you care about.


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: ShadowHagi]
    #14512544 - 05/25/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

bro this is nonsense. Even though i lost mine at 16 :durrhurr: which was shity.

My 2 best friends. BOTH lost theirs at 21. Girls wanted to fuck them....your good man.


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: dshow]
    #14512553 - 05/25/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hes a going to be someone's prey, he doesnt even know it. SOME chick is gonna fucking eat you. Your done son. Dont say that shit or they will rape your dick :aweman::cookiemonster:


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: dshow]
    #14512918 - 05/25/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

More importantly don't let yourself be abused for pussy and affection, it's a BAD game homie.

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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: Humility]
    #14513073 - 05/26/11 12:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You should have more confidence in yourself. Everyone has to start somewhere and I'm sure you'll find someone(who likes you genuinely back) to teach you some things. Just be yourself. ^_^


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: rational]
    #14513894 - 05/26/11 06:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just please, please, please DO NOT fall in love with the 1st chick to share her poon....It happens so often :sadyes:


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Re: stuck in purgetory [Re: shLong]
    #14527393 - 05/28/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

eh if you genuinely love the first chick that shares her poon than its worth it but if you just love the poon be sure to make the difference in your mind. Otherwise your stressing a situation where you should probably just take a step back and realize why you think or care so much about it seems more like a crowd issue over a personal one. Example tod buys a car and lives right next to you now you want to buy a car too.


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