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dealing with police
#14503953 - 05/24/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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does anybody else actually ever enjoy practicing handling a confrontation with police officers, granted it's in a somewhat relaxed context and not a high pressure high stakes situation? or perhaps you even enjoy that
i find cops to be so easy to trick, they really are here to protect us... u just gotta send out the right vibration and they won't fuck with you
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Re: dealing with police [Re: owls]
#14503969 - 05/24/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cops are only gonna be assholes if you are an asshole to them.
Treat cops as if they were a mirror of you. Act good, they reciprocate, be an idiot, you'll end up in jail.
Then again, my step father is a cop and I used to live with him and see him everyday, my opinion is biased.
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Re: dealing with police [Re: Patlal]
#14503981 - 05/24/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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my spirit is like a police disaster repellant. they love me
and yeh, it's all about how you behave. they are so easy to fool though it's funny
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Re: dealing with police [Re: owls]
#14503999 - 05/24/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I have nothing on me illegal, I'll give them a pain in the ass time. I never have anywhere I have to BE at an exact time, so they're wasting their time more than mine, if I can piss 'em off and make them stand around an extra 20 minutes then have to frustratedly let me leave, while letting about 10 other people who probably have shit in their cars get away without being harassed, then I do my best.
Cops are pretty fucking annoying.
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Re: dealing with police [Re: owls]
#14504011 - 05/24/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, it's a guilty pleasure of mine to have cops fuck with me when I have nothing to worry about (no drugs in the car). I consider myself well versed in my rights, so I love to flex them.
The other day a cop was tailgating me REALLY hard. I did a slight break check to let him know to back the fuck off. I really thought he was gonna pull me over, but instead he pulled in the next lane and sped off. I felt so accomplished
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Re: dealing with police [Re: Maverick]
#14504013 - 05/24/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just learned guy on my softball team is a pig...had no idea 
SeemED cool enough....
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Re: dealing with police [Re: Maverick]
#14504014 - 05/24/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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they're only amateur manipulators too
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Re: dealing with police [Re: shLong]
#14504027 - 05/24/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I got taken into the police station (I was thinking it was because of someone waving a gun at my friend and they wanted me to file a report), instead they accused me of stealing like a grand worth of books from the university. A girl they arrested said 'my name' apparently, so they arrested me. The dumbfucks were looking at the video of the kid who stole the books and they were like "I'm not sure if this is you." showed me the video and I looked at the officer and said "well that kid's got short hair and no beard. I guess if I can grow all that shit in 2 days that would be me."
I was pretty pissed. When I leave this city I'm never coming back.
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Re: dealing with police [Re: shLong]
#14504030 - 05/24/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh, and my buddies neighbor was a cop, used to come and smoke our buds when we were 16 or 17...He'd see us go in to the garage and just walk in and get in line 
He ended up getting fired for something dumb.....go figure
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Re: dealing with police [Re: owls]
#14504036 - 05/24/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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In retrospect, if a cop is tailgating you, and you break check causing him to rear-end your vehicle, does the government compensate?
I've had a few cops do this to me, and it is uncomfortable having a car so close behind me. I'm sure the cop would get in trouble as well, so I almost want to do it to teach them some courtesy.
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Re: dealing with police [Re: Maverick]
#14504038 - 05/24/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeh it's lame when they waste your time for no reason. i think the trick pretty much every encounter is to not let yourself panic whatsoever and just read the situation. that's not to say you can't get some healthy adrenaline-full creative energy going
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Quote:
Rabidbaboon said: In retrospect, if a cop is tailgating you, and you break check causing him to rear-end your vehicle, does the government compensate?
I've had a few cops do this to me, and it is uncomfortable having a car so close behind me. I'm sure the cop would get in trouble as well, so I almost want to do it to teach them some courtesy.
You'd like this, lol
Slower traffic keep right, lol
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Re: dealing with police [Re: owls]
#14504061 - 05/24/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
owls said: yeh it's lame when they waste your time for no reason. i think the trick pretty much every encounter is to not let yourself panic whatsoever and just read the situation. that's not to say you can't get some healthy adrenaline-full creative energy going
Well when I first got taken in they wouldn't tell me what it was about, so I was thinking it was either the gun, or I was getting busted for something really retarded, like drugs or something (and I don't even deal 'em).
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Re: dealing with police [Re: shLong]
#14504066 - 05/24/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hahaha that's just ridiculous.
I was in the center lane though.
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Re: dealing with police [Re: Patlal] 2
#14504100 - 05/24/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Cops are only gonna be assholes if you are an asshole to them.
You cant be serious...
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Re: dealing with police [Re: DieCommie] 1
#14504111 - 05/24/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cops are stuck on the lowest level of consciousness
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Re: dealing with police [Re: shLong]
#14504171 - 05/24/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shLong said: Oh, and my buddies neighbor was a cop, used to come and smoke our buds when we were 16 or 17...He'd see us go in to the garage and just walk in and get in line 
He ended up getting fired for something dumb.....go figure 
when I was 14 a guy I grew up with became a cop, he was a good friends brother, anyway the guy used to provide the drugs and alcohol for the parties we'd throw, alf the time he was in uniform, he took me to my first titty bar when I was 16 after dosing me up with about 5 hits of purple microdot
I used to smoke weed with a county judge, a lawyer and a funeral director, all the cops in town knew me only a couple ever fucked with me, piece of advice given to me by 3 different cops was "dont run, it just pisses us off, if a cop says stop, stop. all they want to hear is a plausible story that matches what the call they received was". so far that's always been true
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Re: dealing with police [Re: owls]
#14504186 - 05/24/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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owls said: cops are stuck on the lowest level of consciousness
you have no idea what the hell you're talking about
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Re: dealing with police [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14504187 - 05/24/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeh i've never met any of those cool cops
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Re: dealing with police [Re: shLong]
#14504209 - 05/24/11 12:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shLong said:
Slower traffic keep right, lol
my buddy had an old dodge truck he drove everywhere at 35mph, he was in the fast lane slowing up traffic and a cop pulled up next to us and screamed "either speed the fuck up or get that piece of shit off the road"
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