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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502360 - 05/24/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

eat a bunch of curry and shit under the cushion of furniture

unplug refridgeratorand leave open

poke holes in all condom packages

fill ice cube trays with piss and vomit

let dogs shit all over the place

hire a hooker with stds to bang herself with their toothbrushes

scrub your balls/asshole with their toothbrushes

leave a raw chicken buried in a closet

fill toilet with quick dry cement

loosen pipes under sink

hit the toilet with a sledge hammer

make a tiny slit in their beds mattress and slide an open can of tuna in it

shoot the place up with a paint ball gun

gorilla glue all the doors closed

super glue random things to walls and ceiling

post a note on the door when you leave advertising a ganbang the night they will get back

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502377 - 05/24/11 12:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

They'er all good,
''hire a hooker with stds to bang herself with their toothbrushes
scrub your balls/asshole with their toothbrushes''

bit too far dont you think?

:lol: this whole thread :lol:


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502411 - 05/24/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: sounds like you've done this before...

Step 1: Remove some or all of their furniture and belongings (what you do with them is up to you)

Step 2: Insert manure, and assorted farm animals.

Step 3: Cum on door handle (both sides) on way out.

Step 4: Success!

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14502416 - 05/24/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Locky said:
They'er all good,
''hire a hooker with stds to bang herself with their toothbrushes
scrub your balls/asshole with their toothbrushes''

bit too far dont you think?

:lol: this whole thread :lol:




hate never goes too far...heres another.. place an ad in the paper offering erotic massages and post their address.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502481 - 05/24/11 01:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

1. Unscrew the shower head and put manic panic powder on the inside.
2. Get the hottest hot sauce you can find.  Put it on everything in the refrigerator.
3.  Take a few shits.  Place them in inconspicuous places, like under the couch, in the food pantry behind some unused package of instant pancakes or something, behind a dresser etc.

4. Put saran wrap over the toilet, but beneath the toilet seat.
5. Set a gallon of milk in a warm place for about a week.  Then dump it on the carpet beneath their beds.

I hope this helps.:lol:

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14502501 - 05/24/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Get a bunch of clear jello mix, and put it in the toilet.

It becomes clear jello, someone either pisses on it first and has to clean it up (lol) or just has to clean a bunch of fucking jello out of the toilet.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: propensity]
    #14502522 - 05/24/11 01:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

1.Put vinigar in the toilet bowle,
2.put baking soda in the top bit where the flush button is.
3.dont flush.



When they flush the toilet after taking a piss/shit, the vinigar and soda will mix. It will foam out the whole bathroom! With the piss in it! best prank!!! :lol:


You have gotta try this one


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14502527 - 05/24/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is a lot of toilet pranks.

Hopefully you have more than one toilet so you can enact them all?

Haha


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502531 - 05/24/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

tell a few homeless people they can crash there

If its an apt go down to the dumpster and bring all the bags of trash up to the apt and strew about

glue everything down. Coasters, candles, cups, paper, remotes, anything sitting on something needs to be glued down

wipe your ass and stick the shitty tp all over the walls
or draw a picture for them in shit

draw a cock on their tv screen w/ perm marker

throw all remotes in garbage

Take all their lightbulbs

Use wood filler or fiberglass and seal up dressers and bureaus.

cut the crotch out of all pants slacks shorts and underwear

tie dye thir clothes  badly

replace shampoo with nair or magic shave

swab your balls with a fistful of q-tips and return to package

cum in toothpaste tube(gotta be a good aim)

start a pot of 2 dozen boiling eggs and let pan boil dry
the eggs will explode all over the room

put all their underwear on and piss yourself

give all their socks to homeless people

throw out their mattress and replace it with one from a dumpster

throw dead fish everywhere

fill all drains with blo-foam

fill toilet tank with dish soap, hand soap and laundry detergent

fill up tub with roadkill and hot water

buy a jar of minced garlic and fling it everywhere

superglue toilet lid down

rub poison ivy in the crotches of all underwear..really work it in there.

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: propensity]
    #14502533 - 05/24/11 01:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

propensity said:
This is a lot of toilet pranks.

Hopefully you have more than one toilet so you can enact them all?

Haha




options...:shrug:

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502549 - 05/24/11 01:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you sir need help.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14502552 - 05/24/11 01:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

or you badly want a spore print :lol:


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14502567 - 05/24/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Locky said:
you sir need help.



Quote:

Locky said:
or you badly want a spore print :lol:




Im evil, and would do most of these things to someone. :hehehe:


wipe your ass with the crotches of their underwear

wipe boogers on every handle / knob in the place

bust a nut on the tv screen

superglue remotes to ceiling

spraypaint all windows black

remove contents of freezer place under their bed

plug up kitchen sink and use as toilet

play egg baseball in their bedroom

take extreme closeup pics of your balls and asshole and leave them hidden EveryWhere for them to continue to findfor weeks

poop in all hats

replace all dvds with gay porn
(if theyre gay replace with str8 porn)

cut the pockets off all clothing

make all shirts sleeveless...and v necks

use above shirt sleeves to clog toilet

throw all their clothes in a tree

piss in all cups and stack in a pyramid

put a dog turd in the back of the freezer

put a case of pepsi in the freezer

poop on a cookie sheet put it in the oven on warm setting

cut the toes out of all socks

pour a jar of honey on their carpet

leave the door wide open when you leave






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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14502802 - 05/24/11 03:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Most of these involve flinging shit or bodily fluids all over the house :facepalm::nonono:

What you need to do is shove shrimp into the curtain rods, cut out pockets in the couch cushions and shove shrimp in there. Then you need to put out a ad on craigslist for a gays only party stash the key under the door mate or somewhere and tell them where it is. Set the date and time for the start of the party exactly when you think there gonna be returning home. Get a variety of things, services delivered to house over the course of the next few days.



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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: LuckOfTheFryish]
    #14502926 - 05/24/11 05:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)


spray paint their tv with black spray paint. :maximumtrolling::maximumtrolling::maximumtrolling:


Lolz will be had.

Edited by mrckb (05/24/11 09:17 PM)

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: mrckb]
    #14503054 - 05/24/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Indeed, shit is not the best option.

If you can get a small dead animal, like a rat for example and hide it in a place they won't easily find it not only it will stink as they can't trace it back to you. My uncle's car once stank so so bad man... it was a mixture of piss with putrefied, he came to realize that he had a dead mouse on the car's radiator :scat:

You could also spread a shitload of fake blood all over the house making it look like a crime scene :tongue2:
And let's say leave a window open, who knows a pigeon might enter and take some dumps all over the house.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: pouihi]
    #14503090 - 05/24/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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And let's say leave a window open, who knows a pigeon might enter and take some dumps all over the house.




or it might become a jenkem lab

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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: mrckb]
    #14503132 - 05/24/11 06:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

first time I hear of such thing, jenkem, inhaling fecal matter? :facepalm:

gotta get those some Darwin awards...


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: pouihi]
    #14503159 - 05/24/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wtf man i just found out what jenkem is.. wtf why would you do th.. omg


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14503164 - 05/24/11 07:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pouihi said:
first time I here of such thing, jenkem, inhaling fecal matter? :facepalm:

gotta get those some Darwin awards...



Quote:

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wtf man i just found out what jenkem is.. wtf why would you do th.. omg




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