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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14498837 - 05/23/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Mmm I've been drinking the box wine too. Shit is fucking handy. Did you know that box wine is better for the environment than bottled wine? Those bottles are fucking heavy, takes a lot of energy to transport them.




Never considered that.  I've bought it because it's cheaper and I love having a keg like spout to keep poring from.  Wondering today if it would be wise to drink beer, wine, and whiskey and hopefully not get sick.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14499505 - 05/23/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had wine and beer last night, it was kind of a rocky night sleep-wise but fortunately I had nothing to do this morning and I feel fine now.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14499508 - 05/23/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

drinking straight gin right now, whats up bitches?!?!:snoop:


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: s0nny]
    #14499669 - 05/23/11 03:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn man... that's rough, get your self some tonic and a lime.

I spent Sunday recovering from excessive Friday night and Saturday all day drinking. Was shaky and felt like shit all day.

Now I am pretty fucking buzzed.  Gonna have to walk down later and grab some more beer.

But I think I need some more water still.

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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14499690 - 05/23/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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timelapses said:
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Tchan909 said:
Mmm I've been drinking the box wine too. Shit is fucking handy. Did you know that box wine is better for the environment than bottled wine? Those bottles are fucking heavy, takes a lot of energy to transport them.




Never considered that.  I've bought it because it's cheaper and I love having a keg like spout to keep poring from.  Wondering today if it would be wise to drink beer, wine, and whiskey and hopefully not get sick.




OMG! I'm totally rocking box wine as we type.

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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Brugman]
    #14499709 - 05/23/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Great for swimming drunk to. After you finish it you can use it for a floatation device.

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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: 4runner]
    #14500178 - 05/23/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Give me back my alcohol, give me back my alcohol, give me back, give me back, give me back....Bleach

That's a good joke about the flotation device, especially with the five liter plastic flask inside the box.

Time to get drunk, at the buzzed point. Modern drunkard ftw, a lot of wisdom there.  http://drunkard.com/md_wino_wisdom.htm


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14500589 - 05/23/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Arggg... passed out at a wedding with lots of elderly giggling women around me. 

Damn free alcohol.

Got up, kept drinking.  Was alright.

Except it was a Sunday night... *sigh*


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: rackem]
    #14500624 - 05/23/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Binge drinking is cool:awetrippie:

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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: i like cow poo] * 1
    #14500691 - 05/23/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Y'know.. they told us all of how bad binge drinking was at school...

But, what I've never understood is - Why drink 1 or 2 beers?  I can't feel shit really from 1 or 2 beers... so I'll just save them for when I have, say.. at least 4 more to follow.

Perhaps I'm a bad person... but, imagine the same campaign for MDMA.... Don't "Binge Drop"... so instead of one entire pill, you'd only have a little bit, and feel a little buzz... because that's far more appropriate.

bah. 

Alter your consciousness.  Do it right.

And try not to vomit.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14500737 - 05/23/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, there will always be mockers but your point is right.  Does it make you an alcoholic if you drink more than two beers a night?  Does it make you a drug "binger" if you just take a small amount that really doesn't get you to that wonderful state of being and feeling?

Some people just can't read the post line.


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14502039 - 05/23/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I enjoy a few beers and tequila shots most every night. Recently I met this awesome lady that drinks and smokes as well (at least for the first couple of dates). Strong willed woman now decides to go on a diet that doesn't include alcohol. This SUCKS!!! I had 1 beer with dinner so as to be the nice guy while we watched movies tonight. Now she's gone, I'm sober and..............FUCK


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: shroomybgood]
    #14502135 - 05/23/11 11:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hahahah... oh do I know that feeling.

My thoughts are "Get $10 six pack of beer after work, walk home"... but the reality is, i'll be late home - which is a no-no.  She'll be mad she's not included (even though she wouldn't want to be) and she'll think I'm being terribly unhealthy (which I am... I know that).

sigh...


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14502632 - 05/24/11 02:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

One time I was drinking with my new girlfriend and my buddy and I had to shit IMMEDIATELY.  She was in the bathroom. I was shitfuckinplastered. I was wearing a full set of horns and decided it would be ultimately hilarious if I took a shit outside the bathroom door before she was done.

HA!

It was news to me the next morning, so I can't really confirm from first hand experience this actually happened. 

I also pissed nearly a 5th of Jim Beam and a litre Coca Cola all over her bed, while she was sleeping right next to me. Seriously, I don't know if this was a queen or king sized matress, but the vast majority of it was drenched.

I wasn't thinking clearly. I  had to choose between waking her up early in the morning to explain that she was currently floating on a lake of my urine, or hide in a corner, waiting for her to inevitably yell, "WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT IS THIS!!!!!" Option two.

Never say I'm sorry baby after nearly drowning your brand new sleeping girlfriend in your rancid piss.

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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14502694 - 05/24/11 02:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'll probably be dropping in on this thread often.

(Excuse me if I add useless details, just the way I write mang. And I'm derrrrrunk. so bear with me asshole, please.)

I was drinking bloody mary's  with a few people I used to work with. Two were a married couple, the other, the man's brother. I decided once again that bloody mary's suck, and requested a shot. They poured me a pedestrian shot, which really offended me, so I grabbed the pint and chugged about half of it. I was nearing slurr-ville before this. 

A sense of "Uh-oh"  permeated the room.  "Now we get to see (me) go down hill"

We smoked after that and of course I was sitting at the table, forehead in my forearm, when I suddenly became conscious, but eyes still closed, head down.

"Is (dude's wife) still here?"

(dude's brother): "no"

(me): "I wanna fuck her til she cries"

  *****    S I L E N C E    ******

I look up, nobody has left the table, I just announced to the husband that I wanted to fuck his wife until tears were streaming down her face. My face flushed and I opted to pass out (handy option, being that fucked up).

A few days later the guy's bro hung out with me and asked me if I remembered anything.  Apparently they were super cool and wrote it off, since they've all been there before, and tolerated me/babysat me so police weren't called.

He said at one point I was slumped over on the couch and said,

"HEY!"

"Yeah"

"Carry me outside so I can punch you in the face."

I laughed so hard. Hearing about something you accomplished while having no recollection of it is so cool.  It's like, "hey man, I just found out Les Claypool is my son"

Stop judging me shroomery.

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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: yabbahabba]
    #14502720 - 05/24/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im an alcoholic, regularely have up to 10 beers on my own, sitting in front of the internet or watching movies.

when out with friends i tend to get so smashed its not even funny anymore,
blackouts are the norm.

on the other side though, i do a lot of sports, both endurance aswell as strength when sober,
i seriously dont get this.

only think i know, this is fucking up my body and already my mind, i have a brutal time concentrating
and remembering anything turned into a serious task already..


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
    #14502782 - 05/24/11 03:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well. im drunk every night so. whast good thread?


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: igwna]
    #14502803 - 05/24/11 03:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Was drinking the last few days. On the way to the pub I found 20e on the ground. Bought a pint with it,then at the bar there was a coin flip after each drink bought to win a free drink. Called heads,got a free drink. Got another one or two free. Got thrown out for smoking:vaped:

I was almost thrown out last night but one of the security knew me.

I'm getting immunity in this town:awegroove:


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14507030 - 05/24/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

^^^Reminds me of my Birthday! I went to the bar after a rather shitty day with the ole family. Don't get me wrong, I love em but that wasn't the day. So I get to the bar and handed the tender my Visa then hit him up for a B-Day shot. I purchased a beer and a pack of smokes then proceeded to lean on everyone in the joint for a shot. Three hours later, myself and 2 of my friends left in a cab and the rest is a blurr. Drunk tonight by the way!


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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: shroomybgood]
    #14507312 - 05/24/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ehhh... got fucking sick of work today.  Bought a bottle of $3 chardonnay with my goddamn chips and imitation Aldi Mars Bar and sat in a storm water drain drinking cheap wine and eating shitty chips and chocolate...

*sigh*

And the only people I tell, is a bunch of folk I don't know (IRL), via The Shroomery.

FML


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