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OfflinePatlal
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14505772 - 05/24/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Put blue cheese in the heating duct (5$)

Paint whatever you want on the wall with glow in the dark paint. (5$)

Put some itch powder in their clothing (2$)

Change the locks (expensive)

Put ground beef in the sink, open the package and let it rot (they will think they found the source of the wicked smell, which is in fact the blue cheese hidden mentioned earlier) (2$)

Put trip wires at the entrance of their bedrooms (1$)

If they do drugs, call the cops on them. (priceless)


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Offlinethelivingfreekshow
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14506384 - 05/24/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Shroom_i said:
Quote:

thelivingfreekshow said:


hire a hooker with stds to bang herself with their toothbrushes

scrub your balls/asshole with their toothbrushes







dude, not in that order... :facepalm:




yeah dude common sense its a one or the other kind of thing:facepalm: i thought people could figure that out:shrug:


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OfflineShroom_i
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14506405 - 05/24/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was being facetious.


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Offlinethelivingfreekshow
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14506434 - 05/24/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Shroom_i said:
I was being facetious.


:crazy2:


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InvisibleLocky
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14506453 - 05/24/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Are you a pedofile? :lol:



EDIT: post NOT directed at "thelivingfreekshow".


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OfflineSexycybe
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14506456 - 05/24/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

just before you leave put glue in all the locks and for doors with no locks put it on the bit that pushes in so it jams.
a couple of days before, take a pair of plyers to all the air seals on their tyers so when the tyres next need a pump up they have to replace them. Also glue on the windscreen wipers so when it next rains they dont work, have to pull over and fix them in the rain.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14506725 - 05/24/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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unam sanctum said:


Step 3: Cum on door handle (both sides) on way out.




Neighbor walks by and sees guy standing on the porch jerking off onto the front door handle. "what man my roomates a dick"


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14506748 - 05/24/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Go to the pet store and get a whole bunch of mice and release them in there room


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InvisibleLocky
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14506838 - 05/24/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Save up 500 hundred and buy 500 mice. Release them.



Then capture a heap of rabie infested squirrels. Release them too








^^^^^^ :lol: stunt :lol:  Jerking off on a handle, in public :lol:


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Invisibletrampis
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Pilz]
    #14506950 - 05/24/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

shadyy said:
Just leave.
Why do you have to do anything??



Quote:

Pilz said:
after growing up and doing some of these things i can honestly tell you the best thing for you to do is just move out and get on with your life. get a better place, make some cash and make sure they see you are doing better than them one day down the road.




what they said.

you're gonna hafta go into detail about why these people are so horrible and deserve you being dick upon moving out.

you may just end up getting your ass kicked :shrug:


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: trampis] * 1
    #14506970 - 05/24/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

trampis said:
Quote:

shadyy said:
Just leave.
Why do you have to do anything??



Quote:

Pilz said:
after growing up and doing some of these things i can honestly tell you the best thing for you to do is just move out and get on with your life. get a better place, make some cash and make sure they see you are doing better than them one day down the road.




what they said.

you're gonna hafta go into detail about why these people are so horrible and deserve you being dick upon moving out.

you may just end up getting your ass kicked :shrug:




Dont listen to people trying to stop you, theyre friends of your roommates :awesomenod:


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Invisiblemrckb
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14507007 - 05/24/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If you're going for mild irritation and not "put ship or feacal matter everywhere" then:

- flour on the fan blades, in the air con, in the hair dryer, in the oven fan, bass/subwoofer of their stereo system or tv speakers.

  Flour. The ultimate irritation weapon.

- put a fine layer of sand fucking all through the tiled areas of the house

- itch powder on the toilet seat

- take the overflow stopper out of their toilet/ put copious amounts of shampoo or soap in there toilet tank

- put all their beer in the freezer


*from last post, spray paint their tv black*

nothing too over the top or expensive. Just enough to reallllly piss them off.:borat:


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OfflineAustinh111
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: mrckb]
    #14507039 - 05/24/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Get a couple of pigs and when they leave, put horse laxatives all over their house and put the pigs in various places. Go over board here, I mean put laxatives fucking every where! When they come home there will be pig shit scattered all over the place.


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Austinh111]
    #14507104 - 05/24/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If your gonna go that route just throw a cow in there. Cows are gross.


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OfflineAustinh111
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: 4runner]
    #14507175 - 05/24/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
If your gonna go that route just throw a cow in there. Cows are gross.



Pig and cow combo


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OfflineAustinh111
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Austinh111]
    #14507180 - 05/24/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

And you will still want laxatives in there.. I mean a shit ton of them..


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InvisibleLocky
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: 4runner]
    #14507187 - 05/24/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

leave a couple nice glases of rum, mixed with a shit load of viagra pills. Heheheh


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OfflineDivinity
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
    #14507204 - 05/24/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Pour sugar in their gas tanks on their cars. Fuck that shit up


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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Divinity]
    #14507349 - 05/24/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the cricket idea gets the point across as well as isn't too nasty... well and the silicone lube


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #14507371 - 05/24/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, some of you guys are scumbags.


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