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LuckOfTheFryish
Hi! I'm Fry!



Registered: 10/04/07
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TOP 5 WIN!!! [WINNERS ANNOUNCED]
#14502180 - 05/24/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ok so heres the deal. at the moment, i have some really super terrible room mates. they are possibly the worst people on earth. i wont get too much into that. ON TO THE CONTEST! they are leaving town and during that period i am moving out. but im not saying im leaving. just gonna be gone. and im not telling them where. any ways. REVENGE!!! give me your best, most disgusting, vile ways to seek revenge on them. subtle yet vicious things i can do before i go, while they are gone.
TOP 5 BEST IDEAS you get to see your plan put into action and you will receive A FREE MYSTERY SPORE PRINT! (for microscopic use only)
extra point for style, originality, and awesomeness. SO LETS SEE IT SHROOMERY! post em here! i wanna see some good ones!!! ill announce the winners in a few days. or maybe even post a winner immediately if i see a good one. LETS GO!
WINNERS 1. LOCKY- for sheer volume with alot of good ideas. BUT especially: " Leave him some free coke. (pure white pepper) " one of them was and still is a crackhead. so we had something kinda like this planned, but i think this is a better revision 
2.thelivingfreekshow - for so many options and possibilities. there are alotta goone ones in there. ya sick bastard 
3.seylm - because rotten potatoes smell so god damn bad!!! (seriously worst smell in the entire universe)
4.anunnakian - for keeping it simple, unnoticeable and funny as fuck. thats how to do it. 
5.Shroom_i - for bringing everything to a whole new level. GLUE IT DOWN! i love it. i thought about gluing down remotes before...but you... upper deck it then GLUE IT DOWN!?!?! fucking genious. i love gorilla glue.
HONORABLE MENTIONS: Prisoner#1: everybody loves rotten shrimp in their car. unfortunately it probably wont be here. try getting big headless fish and putting them in the door side pannels. will never find that 
shLong: i like the toilet idea with baking soda and vinegar. im not sure how well it would work but if it did, it would be histerical!
well thanks for all the input shroomery! <3 winners, please PM me.
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Edited by LuckOfTheFryish (05/25/11 09:33 AM)
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puff4200
Natural born lever puller


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Well the first obvious thing to do is upper-shelf them (take a dump in the part top of the toilet). Though if you really really wan to be a dick just throw some chum or some type of fishey item in the air vents around the house/apartment.
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The_Ghost
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Frame them for murder.
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Salomon
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Registered: 01/17/09
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Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
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kidnap them and keep them all tied up together in a dark musty basement where you will starve them for a few days, and when they start to become weak, rape them, one by one infront of each other, and smack em around a bit. contuine this for a while until it's time to cut off limbs, starting at the fingers and toes, all of this whilst using a collection of painkillers that they know about but never get, now as you're hacking off arms and heads, throw in some crackeling laughter. af ter the last body has been decapitated, toss the pieces in a woodchipper one by one untill you have a big old pile of minced human parts, take a shit on top of the middle of the pile and then drownd that biych in gasoline. then as you are walking away from it, light a cig with a match and then throw the match over your shoulder igniting the gass.
problem solved
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LuckOfTheFryish
Hi! I'm Fry!



Registered: 10/04/07
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Quote:
puff4200 said: Well the first obvious thing to do is upper-shelf them (take a dump in the part top of the toilet). Though if you really really wan to be a dick just throw some chum or some type of fishey item in the air vents around the house/apartment.
already had both those things planned 
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The_Ghost said: Frame them for murder. 
too much work
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


Registered: 05/16/03
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Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Quote:
The_Ghost said: Frame them for murder. 
I like the way you think.
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bbl337
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Put a bunch of silicone based lubricant on the doorknob when you finally exit and lock up, mild but absolutely hilarious because it is barely soluble in soap and completely water resistant. I did it to someone I know and they spent no joke like 15 minutes just trying to get the door open, not even including how long it took to clean it all off.
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Locky
Dont Spill Me!



Registered: 11/27/10
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Loc: Over here, yes, here
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Take all there herb, steel all there booze, meds etc (Only recreational meds) as you dont want them to die....hmmmm..
Order 40 large pizzas and 10 cokes and 20 garlic breads to the arpartment. say its for a huge party. Leave. It turns up.
Adopt a shit load of kittens and put them in the arpartment, leave. ahaha what a mess!
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LuckOfTheFryish
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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: bbl337]
#14502238 - 05/24/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
bbl337 said: Put a bunch of silicone based lubricant on the doorknob when you finally exit and lock up, mild but absolutely hilarious because it is barely soluble in soap and completely water resistant. I did it to someone I know and they spent no joke like 15 minutes just trying to get the door open, not even including how long it took to clean it all off.
hahah i like it. thats a nice way to top it all off. keep em comin!!!
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shadyy
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Just leave. Why do you have to do anything??
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


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Get about 100 jars of Vasoline and apply it on everything, even the windows.
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Locky
Dont Spill Me!



Registered: 11/27/10
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Loc: Over here, yes, here
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^^^ make sure your out of the building, or you'll be stuck in..with lube on everything..
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thelivingfreekshow
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okay i have experience in this....go to the market and buy a plastic tub of chicken liver, a can of processed salmon, and a 1lb package of hamburger mix it all up in one of their bowls and set it without a lid in a heating duct, they will go FUCKING NUTS wondering why their house reeks, also they will not want to live there. that will smell sooo bad when it gets rotten NO ONE will want to be there PERIOD......I have done this, it is fucking awesome!! Even if its not hot it will still rot and rotting liver, fish, and beef smells as close to a rotting corpse as possible, also it will start faintly and everyday just get a little worse until the place in uninhabitable! Or go to Scheels and buy a bottle of deer urine and soak the carpet, and furniture, everyone will think they cant wipe properly. 
Edited by thelivingfreekshow (05/24/11 01:44 AM)
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stranger_danger
psychonaut



Registered: 02/24/11
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1. bust a nut inside as many pairs of each of their socks as u can..... mmmm, good morning suprise. 2. pee in the milk jug/orange juice jug 3. take dump, wipe ass on inside of their pillow case(s) 4. use their loofa(s) to clean the most vile disgusting things you can find 5. take a shit under their mattress 6. fuck their moms (or dads?), acquire pictures of the act, and leave them in places it will take them a while to find, but will be a nice suprise when they do find them 7. hide road kill in the air vents 8. call in a bomb threat using their cell phone 9. get their younger siblings hopelessly addicted to crack rocks 10. begin prostitution ring with said siblings
pick your poisons
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Locky
Dont Spill Me!



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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
#14502276 - 05/24/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh oh i got one, fill there pillows full of bricks, and put a towle in it to make it look soft,
he jumps strait on his bed, hits his head, dies! nah
Put shit in his pillow case *EDIT* ^^^^ beat me to the pillow case one
What do you hate about these guys anyway?
Edited by Locky (05/24/11 12:26 AM)
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thelivingfreekshow
Fuck You



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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: Locky]
#14502317 - 05/24/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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urinate in all their shoes
open the fridge and slap your dong on some of their food
pull out some pubes and stir it up in their mayonaise
piss in every corner of every room
put a slice of cheese in their dvd palyer and leave it on
shit in the toilet tank
piss between their mattresses
smear peanut butter all over cd's rake your teeth across their favorite dvds
pour bleach on the carpet in the shape of a cock
super glue all the locks
turn the a/c on and all the lights and anything else that uses power
plug up the tub and turn the water on and leave
fill the washing machine with dish soap
let a few stray cats in there when you leave
leave all windows open and throw a 10lb bag of bird seed around the place
wipe your ass with their hand towels
shit in the sink
cum on the windows
go to a petstore and buy 1000 feeder crickets and let them go inside
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Lol. You people are gonna get him arrested.
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Locky
Dont Spill Me!



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Re: TOP 5 WIN!!! [Re: shadyy]
#14502330 - 05/24/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know a hitman.....
Just saying....
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The Phleg
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Put a bucket full of water over their bedroom door, so when the open it, they get SOAKED!
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Locky
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Quote:
pyrate999 said: Put a bucket full of water over their bedroom door, so when the open it, they get SOAKED! 
Even better, fill the bucket with bleech, it'll give em a new 'albino' look
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