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OfflineJoolz
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14503158 - 05/24/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The main problem comes when you both orgasm at the same time. When a girl orgasms it opens up her vagina, causing the semen to go deeper inside her, thus fertilizing the egg.

Cumming inside of her is so awesome though. There's nothing quite like being on her, going so hard it sounds like someone is clapping their hands twice a second, only to finish in resounding moans from all that were in attendance.

:brilliant:


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Anonymous #3

Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Joolz]
    #14503613 - 05/24/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Haha, I almost always blow my load inside the girlie.

..it just feels natural.


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Anonymous #1

Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14508028 - 05/25/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I just filled her up again... AMAZING. I LOVE SEX.


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OfflineSteve
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14508429 - 05/25/11 04:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Whats a cream pie?
When you cum inside a girl and it drips out?


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Invisibleflameclown
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14508485 - 05/25/11 05:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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acidxprincess said:everytime he'd cum in me id be in a super good mood. It was weirded.




This might actually be substantiated by science, though its up for debate. Evidently the semen has mood enhancing hormones.


http://www.f-paper.com/?i223958-Paper-lead-to-controversy-said-American-scientists-to-improve-women-semen-mood


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Anonymous #4

Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14508513 - 05/25/11 05:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Suck that shit out of her vag man.

BUT DO NOT BLOW INTO IT

suction only :thumbup:

Look up "cupping" too if you don't want to use your own mouth.


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OfflineDuckManParkey
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14509107 - 05/25/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like a trap! ! !
Just kidding I <3 Creampies.. Also oatmeal creampies and moon pies while we're at it... I just love pie, poontang.


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Anonymous #5

Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14509680 - 05/25/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Congratulations, now you know why there are so many people in the world!  :thumbup:


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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14510036 - 05/25/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I'm so excited! I've ALWAYS wanted to do this. My ex would never do it cause she refused to take BC, although she still made me fuck her without a condom...
my new FWB is taking BC just for ME so I can filllll her UP.

YES

Anyone else obsessed with creampies?






My situation exactly.  Ex-GF always wanted to fuck without condoms but had a million excuses for why she wouldn't get on birth control.

Sounds like a lot of fun.  Don't be a pussy.  Make sure she cums before you do you you are FAILING.

I look at sex like a game of straight-face.  Whoever laughs first loses. 

Make that bitch roar like a lioness.


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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Humility]
    #14510175 - 05/25/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Did someone say my name?


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Offlinedemon66
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: TheCreampie]
    #14686610 - 06/28/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

cream & cherries go well together


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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: demon66]
    #14687516 - 06/28/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

AWESOME ! !! :feelsgoodman:


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InvisibleArtieFartie
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14691325 - 06/29/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Suck that shit out of her vag man.

BUT DO NOT BLOW INTO IT

suction only :thumbup:

Look up "cupping" too if you don't want to use your own mouth.




that's absolutely disgusting bro.
:puke:


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InvisibleautomanM
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Re: First creampie tomorrow! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14691348 - 06/29/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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