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uninc4life2010
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i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :)
#14496649 - 05/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I always liked the subject when I was in high school, and I'm now enrolled in Chem 1 for the summer semester. I felt like it would be a fulfilling job that I would look forward to getting up everyday to go do. Anyone have advice for me?
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010] 2
#14496665 - 05/22/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Learn how to synthesize DMT on a massive scale.
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Quote:
reeferaddict69 said: Learn how to simply synthesize LSD with a piece of rye bread and some Jenkem.
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Hard work, but worth the education derived. I signed an Organic contract to never use my powers for evil/illegal activities. Although I don't respect the law in its regulation of chemicals, I just can't imagine ever disappointing my little old chem prof/adviser
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14496690 - 05/22/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Then never get caught
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Beanhead
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14496694 - 05/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah chemistry is wonderful
After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september 
Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.
WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
#14496722 - 05/22/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: Yeah chemistry is wonderful
After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september 
Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.
WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!
6000 posts in less than a year. Good job
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
#14496724 - 05/22/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Beanhead
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Fungal-one]
#14496737 - 05/22/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said:
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Beanhead said: Yeah chemistry is wonderful
After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september 
Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.
WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!
6000 posts in less than a year. Good job 
I think you need glasses<;
4k In A Year 
Edited by Beanhead (05/22/11 10:54 PM)
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
#14496743 - 05/22/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just say it you wanna be a drug dealer.
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Fungal-one]
#14496746 - 05/22/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fungal-one said:
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Beanhead said: Yeah chemistry is wonderful
After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september 
Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.
WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!
6000 posts in less than a year. Good job 
You have over double what he has for average posts per day.
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
#14496755 - 05/22/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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tweakers gotta tweak man!
It's been months since i've last binged on amphetamines
stimulant binges
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uninc4life2010
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: UnholyChild666]
#14496798 - 05/22/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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UnholyChild666 said: Just say it you wanna be a drug dealer.
Being the person I am, it would be difficult to help myself. Watching Breaking Bad convinced me of the exact point you just made. Just imagine the possibilities with a PhD in Organic Chemistry...
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
#14496812 - 05/22/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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uninc4life2010 said:
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UnholyChild666 said: Just say it you wanna be a drug dealer.
Being the person I am, it would be difficult to help myself. Watching Breaking Bad convinced me of the exact point you just made. Just imagine the possibilities with a PhD in Organic Chemistry...
I'd defiantly be a drug dealer going to jail isn't a concern of mine anyway.
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
#14496984 - 05/22/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i was pursuing the chemistry road to being a broke ass teacher, then i realized i hate fucking doing calculus. chemistry was fun, but slaving through anything after calc 2 and some physics bullshit, was, well bullshit. so now im going for a much more practical educational route, the accounting degree.
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
#14497556 - 05/23/11 03:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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chemistry is nice for the practical uses of it of course. I have a friend who's chemist I've already asked a dozen times if he wouldn't synthesize me some MDMA and he says he doesn't want to risk it
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
#14497601 - 05/23/11 04:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: Yeah chemistry is wonderful
After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september 
Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.
WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!
registered as a minor i see...
people go into organic chem for 2 reasons -- the drugs and the explosions
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
#14497602 - 05/23/11 04:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Be prepared for a long, long road of education. Most people don't pursue it when they learn how long the education/training takes. This depends a bit on your definition of "chemist though".
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
#14497623 - 05/23/11 04:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Studying organic is really time consuming. About to go into my second semester of it.
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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Set]
#14497643 - 05/23/11 04:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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so uhm is it possible to make vicoden without opium?
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