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Offlineuninc4life2010
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i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :)
    #14496649 - 05/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I always liked the subject when I was in high school, and I'm now enrolled in Chem 1 for the summer semester.  I felt like it would be a fulfilling job that I would look forward to getting up everyday to go do.  Anyone have advice for me?


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010] * 2
    #14496665 - 05/22/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14496675 - 05/22/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14496680 - 05/22/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hard work, but worth the education derived.
I signed an Organic contract to never use my powers for evil/illegal activities.  Although I don't respect the law in its regulation of chemicals, I just can't imagine ever disappointing my little old chem prof/adviser :frown:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14496690 - 05/22/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Then never get caught :awebig:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14496694 - 05/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
    #14496722 - 05/22/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!



6000 posts in less than a year. Good job :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
    #14496724 - 05/22/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14496737 - 05/22/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Beanhead said:
Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!



6000 posts in less than a year. Good job :ifyoucanawe:




I think you need glasses<;

4k In A Year :confused:



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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14496743 - 05/22/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just say it you wanna be a drug dealer.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14496746 - 05/22/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Beanhead said:
Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!



6000 posts in less than a year. Good job :ifyoucanawe:



You have over double what he has for average posts per day.:goodnews:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14496755 - 05/22/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2:

tweakers gotta tweak man!

It's been months since i've last binged on amphetamines




stimulant binges :Awemazing:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #14496798 - 05/22/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
Just say it you wanna be a drug dealer.




Being the person I am, it would be difficult to help myself.  Watching Breaking Bad convinced me of the exact point you just made.  Just imagine the possibilities with a PhD in Organic Chemistry...


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14496812 - 05/22/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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uninc4life2010 said:
Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Just say it you wanna be a drug dealer.




Being the person I am, it would be difficult to help myself.  Watching Breaking Bad convinced me of the exact point you just made.  Just imagine the possibilities with a PhD in Organic Chemistry...



I'd defiantly be a drug dealer going to jail isn't a concern of mine anyway.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14496984 - 05/22/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i was pursuing the chemistry road to being a broke ass teacher, then i realized i hate fucking doing calculus. chemistry was fun, but slaving through anything after calc 2 and some physics bullshit, was, well bullshit. so now im going for a much more practical educational route, the accounting degree.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14497556 - 05/23/11 03:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

chemistry is nice for the practical uses of it of course.
I have a friend who's chemist I've already asked a dozen times if he wouldn't synthesize me some MDMA and he says he doesn't want to risk it :boo:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
    #14497601 - 05/23/11 04:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!




registered as a minor i see...

people go into organic chem for 2 reasons -- the drugs and the explosions


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14497602 - 05/23/11 04:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Be prepared for a long, long road of education.  Most people don't pursue it when they learn how long the education/training takes.  This depends a bit on your definition of "chemist though".


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14497623 - 05/23/11 04:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Studying organic is really time consuming.  About to go into my second semester of it.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Set]
    #14497643 - 05/23/11 04:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

so uhm is it possible to make vicoden without opium?


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: bait_]
    #14497676 - 05/23/11 05:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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bait_ said:
Quote:

Beanhead said:
Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!




registered as a minor i see...

people go into organic chem for 2 reasons -- the drugs and the explosions




took 11 posts for someone to point this out in the pub?!

what


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: lovecheese]
    #14497729 - 05/23/11 05:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I mean you are just now 18 and all those posts?


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14497783 - 05/23/11 06:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ehh?

Do I have to be 30 before it's possible to get 6k posts in roughly 2/3 years :lol: ? Then to think i've had months I didn't even visit the shroomery

Guess i'm an early bird/I tend to be a bit faster then most :tongue:

i've already said in january that I registered as a minor, you guys are slow :smirk:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Beanhead]
    #14499463 - 05/23/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:durrhurr:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14499482 - 05/23/11 02:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I always liked the subject when I was in high school, and I'm now enrolled in Chem 1 for the summer semester.  I felt like it would be a fulfilling job that I would look forward to getting up everyday to go do.  Anyone have advice for me?



leave that and

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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: mellowparty]
    #14499490 - 05/23/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14499531 - 05/23/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When I Grow Up
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Run Through the Moss on High Heels


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14499748 - 05/23/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

No cute girl talk in this thread :crankey:


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14499796 - 05/23/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Get good marks your first year.  Gen Chem courses are mostly stoichiometry and working with aqueous solutions.  O Chem gets fun.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Set]
    #14499910 - 05/23/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Talk to aniracetam. That guy is a legitimate professional chemist.


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    #14499927 - 05/23/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Euphoria



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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14500089 - 05/23/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wtf is there left to learn about chemistry


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: morrowasted]
    #14500462 - 05/23/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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wtf is there left to learn about chemistry




Tons.  As a brief example, modern pharmacology relies heavily on in silico computer modeling.  A computer can generate 100's of "potential target compounds", and then they need to be synthesized by a chemist.

A lead chemist though, typically has a PhD, which is 12+ years of post high school education.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: bait_]
    #14506940 - 05/24/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

bait_ said:
Quote:

Beanhead said:
Yeah chemistry is wonderful

After years and years of boredom I finally found something that intrinsically motivates me... Thus I can't wait when i'm starting in september :smile:

Been a while since i've been in a school situation but thankfully i'm 18 now and it's a whole lot diffirent then sitting behind a bench and mastering prechewed information.

WOOP WOOP CHEMISTRY!




registered as a minor i see...

people go into organic chem for 2 reasons -- the drugs and the explosions




I went into it for the electron pushing.


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Re: i think I wanna be a chemist when I grow up :) [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #14507000 - 05/24/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chemistry is awesome. Get ready to study until your brain is a fine paste, though. This shit is the real deal, and you have to study many hours a week and be good at math to keep up. It's so fucking worth it when you apply theory to practice in the laboratory, though.

I'm not even talking about drugs, I'm just talking about predicting the yield of a given reaction down to the milligram. You feel like God when your abstract math comes to life before your eyes. :drooling:


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