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OfflinePatlal
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Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way
    #14495585 - 05/22/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



You've been doing it wrong all your life...


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Invisiblenglsnv
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Patlal]
    #14495620 - 05/22/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i'm not gonna lie that was pretty lame. maybe because i watched it without sound.

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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way *DELETED* [Re: Patlal]
    #14495626 - 05/22/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Post deleted by ellenallien

Reason for deletion: fucking embedding disabled FUCK YOU WHORE



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OfflineCarnivalBarker
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14495643 - 05/22/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have always been horrible at tying my shoes.

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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: nglsnv]
    #14495650 - 05/22/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Professor Tibbs said:
i'm not gonna lie that was pretty lame. maybe because i watched it without sound.




:lolsy:

It couldn't even keep my attention WITH sound.

Fuck laces anyway, I don't even tie mine, because I'm gangsta. :snoop:

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Invisibleninja cat 09
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Patlal]
    #14495653 - 05/22/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That's quite neat and :ilold:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Patlal]
    #14495657 - 05/22/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my mother took a computer programming course back in the early 80s, she
learned cobol and fortran, one of her projects was to teach a computer
how to tie it's shoes

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OfflineFungal-one
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14495691 - 05/22/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Was she able to do it?


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14495709 - 05/22/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

And what type of shoes did the computer wear?

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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14495726 - 05/22/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck laces.


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OfflineAnthony917
why dont we do it in the road
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14495735 - 05/22/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fuckin dude thinks he's so smart tying his shoes the "right" way.

it's called a double knot asshat


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OfflineSS32
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14495782 - 05/22/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
my mother took a computer programming course back in the early 80s, she
learned cobol and fortran, one of her projects was to teach a computer
how to tie it's shoes


I took fortran 3 years ago :facepalm:


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What songs did they play, and how far away? Why did he whisper, why did she scream?
What does the sound of a screen door mean?
Who talks on the hill? Who goes to the cellar, can you feel the chill? Where does the river, when will the wind?
How far are the mountains? Where do they end? Why would the church?
Did the service begin? Tell me who died, and tell me who cried.
Help me hide in the skin of a deer, my zippered-up bag in the mouth of a stag so swiftly I go through rows of does,
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OfflineFungal-one
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14496319 - 05/22/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
And what type of shoes did the computer wear?



I'm betting loafers. We are talking about Pris' ol' lady :lol:


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14496356 - 05/22/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
And what type of shoes did the computer wear?



I'm betting loafers. We are talking about Pris' ol' lady :lol:





I realize that I'm in the south but around these parts the ol' lady is the woman I'm secksing which is not my mother

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OfflineThe_Ghost
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #14496396 - 05/22/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:


You've been doing it wrong all your life...





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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14496592 - 05/22/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
And what type of shoes did the computer wear?



I'm betting loafers. We are talking about Pris' ol' lady :lol:





I realize that I'm in the south but around these parts the ol' lady is the woman I'm secksing which is not my mother




Tell me about the fucking loafers!  :fearandloathing:

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OfflineFungal-one
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14496709 - 05/22/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
And what type of shoes did the computer wear?



I'm betting loafers. We are talking about Pris' ol' lady :lol:





I realize that I'm in the south but around these parts the ol' lady is the woman I'm secksing which is not my mother



Do you forget that I am from Charlotte?


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Offlinemasterharf
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14497007 - 05/23/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

honestly, i have never done the loop, swoop, pull method. i have always stuck to the bunny ears route.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14497013 - 05/23/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
And what type of shoes did the computer wear?



I'm betting loafers. We are talking about Pris' ol' lady :lol:





I realize that I'm in the south but around these parts the ol' lady is the woman I'm secksing which is not my mother



Do you forget that I am from Charlotte?





north carolina fucking yankees

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Re: Do you know how to tie your shoes? Are you sure? Here's the proper way [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #14497016 - 05/23/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SpiritualSnorkel said:
Fuck laces.







This shoes are fuckin tight!

:scumbagsteve:

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