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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: robbyberto]
#14493168 - 05/22/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I guess that means you trust your school too?
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: robbyberto]
#14493171 - 05/22/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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have you used them to look up anything regarding the historicity of jesus?
do they contain research papers?
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493195 - 05/22/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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First question, no. Second question, yes. My point was that I can find information on the internet more credible than wikipedia.
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: robbyberto]
#14493206 - 05/22/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've seen many erroneous research papers and as I stated before, you havent looked to see if jesus may have been a real person even though there's overwhelming historical evidence that he was a living human
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493208 - 05/22/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll look into it then.
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: robbyberto]
#14493222 - 05/22/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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: derailed :
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: robbyberto] 1
#14493232 - 05/22/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493251 - 05/22/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493311 - 05/22/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: I stopped reading at "about 120 years old."

yea jesus was from planet earth, as in a human being.
Hobbits live for about 120 years, maybe Hobbit Jesus was buried in Middle Earth
the methods of recording years in primitive civilizations is less than accurate, there's a group in the hills in tibet or some place that are claimed to have an average lifespan of about 130 years, it turns out to be about 90 years because no one knows when they were actually born since birth records are non existent there
I think it is possible for a human to live 130 years or around there...
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: TeamAmerica]
#14493319 - 05/22/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sure there's been a few that have but there is no place where the actual life expectancy, the average lifespan, is around 130 years, normally it's the high 80's and early 90's but as we've all seen there's people that have lived past 110 years old
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493472 - 05/22/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah it's possibly today, 2000 years later, to possibly live to 120.
Not in the ancient Middle East, where the life expectancy was closer to 40.
Here's my take on Jesus of Nazareth: He was a real person, preached a reformed version of Judaism that angered both the Jews and the Romans, and was probably killed for that. He was not the son of god, he did not perform miracles, and he certainly didn't resurrect after 3 days. Shit, it's more logical to believe he's an alien who took human form to preach tolerance and peace.
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493530 - 05/22/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The part about the birth certificate makes sense, easier to estimate, these dudes probably had so many grand children, people figured they broke 130.
Jesus is an archetype that symbolizes aspects of the universe, beginning with human man and into things like the sun and solar system. Earth produced a "Jesus" so that humans could go beyond the unknown (death), could sleep better and thus continue as a race living on earth.
The symbols for Jesus are currently brandished by a particular group of humans (European Christians) that like jesus, promote a hierarchy and don't care much for other types of humans. It would be an insult for their prophet to be buried in india so good luck telling everybody the good news about Kashmir.
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: The Ecstatic]
#14493658 - 05/22/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: Yeah it's possibly today, 2000 years later, to possibly live to 120.
Not in the ancient Middle East, where the life expectancy was closer to 40.
keep in mind that this life expectancy doesnt account for higher infant mortality rates, deaths by wars or other means and just leads you to assume that the average Shimon died at the age of 40, in all actuality there were many that lived past that time in into their 80s. King David died of old age after having ruled for 40 years, he was in his 30s when he took the throne leaving him in his 70s as was King Nebuchadnezzar II
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14493669 - 05/22/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Rectangle 3D]
#14493676 - 05/22/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Rectangle 3D said: The part about the birth certificate makes sense, easier to estimate, these dudes probably had so many grand children, people figured they broke 130.
and there again culture plays a large role, most cultures in the east believe that when a girl begins menstruating that she's a woman and of the age of marriage and child birth, typically western cultures have seen that as 13-14 years old, if these girls in eastern cultures as is referenced in the Quran with Mohomed and Sara she started menstruating at the age of 9 years old that again skews things by several years with each generation
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: The Vapor]
#14493761 - 05/22/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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2Cents said: Interesting....
I kinda wanna see how pissed I can get people by discussing this.
so you're trolling and requesting a ban?
I think he is talking about saying this stuff face to face with christians, not trolling people on the internet.
That's correct. I can only imagine how enraged some of the die hard Christians I know would get.
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: 2Cents]
#14494625 - 05/22/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sorry to burst this circle jerk, but Jesus never went to India
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Sadhguru] 1
#14494635 - 05/22/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Must be awesome to be the only one on earth that spent their entire with Jeezus and can definitively say what he did or did not do.
I bet you know the first ape who walked upright and said too. What was his name?
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Sadhguru]
#14494637 - 05/22/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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do you have evidence of that? other than the fact that joseph smith says he came to the americas and hung out with those indians instead
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Re: Jesus Is Buried in Kashmir. [Re: Sadhguru] 1
#14497784 - 05/23/11 06:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sadhguru said: I'm sorry to burst this circle jerk, but Jesus never went to India 
Oh that's interesting. Off topic question, but would you mind explaining black holes to me? I'm a bit rusty on my knowledge of things that I couldn't possibly have knowledge about.
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