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Anonymous #6

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: 4runner]
    #14490436 - 05/21/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Why does Lassey have peanut butter on her face, billy?

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14490454 - 05/21/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A question to the OP. Did you try this after watching Road Trip?

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Anonymous #7

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Aser]
    #14491876 - 05/21/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that video was fucked up

but i watched it all

:facepalm:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14492084 - 05/21/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dogs will lick peanut butter of of anything hell they lick their own asshole for christs sake my dog was not forced to lick my balls it smelled the peanut butter on my balls and licked it up till it was all gone.

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14492134 - 05/22/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

um those people fucking animals and suck horse dick is pretty fucked up im glad i have enough respect for myself then going that far!

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14492176 - 05/22/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I gotta agree with anonymouse #1

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: smurf_master]
    #14492315 - 05/22/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thanks smurf_master i don't think what i did was very shocking i mean i know its weird but come on folks its not like im attracted to my dog.  i was just using the dog as an imaginary female to try and intensify my 13 year old sexual experience and remember that i wasnt sitting on my couch jacking off to the dog i was beating my meat to internet porn.  The porn i was masturbating to was regular male on female porn too.

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14492789 - 05/22/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Wut a Twist said:
no it's not weird at all.

cuz in his eyes forcing a dog to lick his balls is completely different than fucking his dog in the ass





Dude, the dog clearly likes peanut butter, there was no "forcing" involved, dogs don't give a fuck if they are licking balls or ass peanut butter or not.


If the dog was not having a good time it would not lick the peanut butter.  Clearly the dog saw a personal benefit it wanted to capitalize on.

The dog didn't have to lick the pea nuts if it didn't want to.



Now i can imagine the dog wouldn't like a dick in it's ass and would likely have to be forced and restrained.  There is a clear distinction here on initiation of force.


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    #14492886 - 05/22/11 06:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14493142 - 05/22/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

nolol

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14496189 - 05/22/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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dr_gonz said:
did you bob up and down on it's head?




no it doesnt work that way.  i was jacking off and the dog was licking the peanut butter off my balls when all the peanut butter was gone the dog would beg for me to give it more peanut butter but i would just put peanut butter on my balls again and it would lick it off again.  when i finally came i pushed its head away and the dog walked away then i jizzed and wiped away the cum and the rest if the peanut butter of my balls and the dead was done!  im sick of having to tell this story over and over again, why doesn't someone else share their sexual experiences with their house pet (dog)?




that made me laugh dude. probably because it's not common like getting your balls licked by... you know: humans.

you got one response from some chick who got her snatch bit.... i don't think you'll get many more pet-fucking stories. all in all, i'd say you got a good number of responses. don't know what you were expecting.


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    #14496469 - 05/22/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14496765 - 05/22/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

He had it cumming.

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: smurf_master]
    #14496840 - 05/22/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Omgggggg ahahahaha this is sooo fucking funny when you've smoked 5 bowls in a row xDxD :awelol:  :lolsy:


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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14496952 - 05/22/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This thread done blew my mind..

Umm if anon 1 only did it once cause he was a horny young teen that was experimenting, i guess it might be normal.. not sure?

If he was still doing it today, that would be really fucked up.

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Toki]
    #14497055 - 05/23/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i brought the subject up at a bar i was at this evening and it turns out drunk people will tell embarrassing truths when they is drunk and 2 guys at the bar said they had done it when they were a young teenager too.  the bar tender that we knew said it wasnt weird it was actually a turn on because she likes guys that are willing to experiment under the bed too she was actually sober and admitted she tried it too when she was younger.  its not only guys ive learned its girls to that have experimented with dogs and peanut butter its much more common then you think.  in fact i think its a turn on for me a girl has done it too because it just shows you that she is really willing to do some cool stuff to get off and im down with that:smile: im not turned on by the dog or turned on by the fact she has been licked too im turned on by how far this girl is willing to go in bed.  once you get around the fact a dog licked your ballsack you find that the motive is sexual experimentation and not sexual attraction to dog.

Edited by Anonymous (05/24/11 01:24 AM)

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