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Irishdrunk
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: trekie]
#14490894 - 05/21/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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trekie said: IM Satan's boy and once all you Christan fundamentalist fucktards are gone then the real fun will begin .
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Anthony917
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6pm....holy shit, i feel an earthquake
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This reminds of that squid billies rapture episode
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funegi
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dude, i was raptured!!!! and it was not what it's been cracked up to be. i want a refund for all the time i put in to this "religion" thing!
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gerryjarcia
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: funegi]
#14491259 - 05/21/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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meh, looks more like it was the crapture.
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gabbaganchi
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gerryjarcia said: meh, looks more like it was the crapture.
seriously, i hardly feel judged at all
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muistrue
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Humans are strange creatures.
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gerryjarcia said: meh, looks more like it was the crapture.
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Guys, I got raptured and came back because I missed the shroomery too much.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Devlish2]
#14491520 - 05/21/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I heard there were lots of quakes a volcanoes in Iceland though
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Legend]
#14491525 - 05/21/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i just raptured all over myself
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Salomon]
#14491530 - 05/21/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did you know that "rapture" was originally a word for rape? That's right, these guys are awaiting, with bated breath, the day they collectively get raped by Jesus.
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"Rapio" latin, "to snatch away." hence the word snatch.
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scienceguy
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dshow said: I have no reasons for why you should or shouldnt. I just dont like people talking shit on something that they know nothing of.
You seem pretty confident of how much I don't know... Do you not realize you're just showcasing the method by which religious people CREATE A BELIEF, then find whatever partial threads of truth (or complete fabrications) that will back their crazy stupid fucking stories up?
Stop pretending you know what I know or don't know, and stop attempting to perpetuate a belief that I'm misinformed or ignorant simply because I choose to blast an antiquated system of belief that causes more harm than good and emphasizes power over knowledge. You're making yourself look like an asshole.
By the way... no rapture, brah.
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gerryjarcia said: meh, looks more like it was the crapture.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: The Boat]
#14493412 - 05/22/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It boggles my mind that people will follow the predictions of a senile old man.
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In New York, follower Robert Fitzpatrick, 60, spent his entire $140,000 life savings on 1,000 subway-car placards and ads at bus stops warning about May 21. The ads read: “Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever! Judgment Day May 21, 2011.”
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Another Camping follower, 27-year-old Adrienne Martinez, was planning to go to medical school but decided not to after listening to Family Radio. Martinez and her husband, Joel, had lived in New York City but a year ago quit their jobs and moved to Orlando. They spent their time reading the Bible and distributing tracts, according to NPR. They have a two-year-old daughter and a second child due next month. “We budgeted everything so that, on May 21, we won’t have anything left,” Adrienne said to NPR.
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Serves them right for believing in some harmful ludicrous fantasy.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Devlish2] 1
#14493647 - 05/22/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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There was some lady who attempted to kill both of her daughters and herself so they didn't have to face the apocalypse. Sad stuff.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Aser]
#14493657 - 05/22/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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that's quite a lot of faith LOL
Abolish religion.
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