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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14486992 - 05/20/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14487007 - 05/20/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Wut a Twist said:
all im sayin is having a dog lick your balls is no different than fucking him/her in the ass.:shrug:



dog licking my balls is different from holding my dog down and fucking it in the ass.  if you see them as the same thats okay that is your opinion.

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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14487023 - 05/20/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14487035 - 05/20/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
would you at least spit on said dog's asshole? or dry smash accordingly?



no.  animals don't turn me on.  when the dog was licking my balls i was jacking off to internet porn and imagining the dog was a women.  i would ask one of the three people who have voted who does this habitually this was just a one time thing for me like i said it didn't work out so well.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14487066 - 05/20/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i wanna date a woman into fucking animals

that IS FUCKING AWESOME

-CHEROKEE

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InvisibleI R Crankey
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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14487075 - 05/20/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
Quote:

Wut a Twist said:
all im sayin is having a dog lick your balls is no different than fucking him/her in the ass.:shrug:




:lolsy:

this thread is delivering.

all of these beastility participating sickos will surely be left behind after the rapture today :shoosh:



:hehehe: where i am it's already the 21st.

Edited by I R Crankey (05/20/11 10:20 PM)

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14487086 - 05/20/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
did you bob up and down on it's head?




no it doesnt work that way.  i was jacking off and the dog was licking the peanut butter off my balls when all the peanut butter was gone the dog would beg for me to give it more peanut butter but i would just put peanut butter on my balls again and it would lick it off again.  when i finally came i pushed its head away and the dog walked away then i jizzed and wiped away the cum and the rest if the peanut butter of my balls and the dead was done!  im sick of having to tell this story over and over again, why doesn't someone else share their sexual experiences with their house pet (dog)?

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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14487101 - 05/20/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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InvisibleI R Crankey
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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14487138 - 05/20/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Wut a Twist said:
all im sayin is having a dog lick your balls is no different than fucking him/her in the ass.:shrug:



dog licking my balls is different from holding my dog down and fucking it in the ass.  if you see them as the same thats okay that is your opinion.




Quote:

anyway the point is you're tricking the dog to like your genitals, which it most likely wouldnt, therefore it's the same as forcing the dog to do it, jsut like you forcing your dick into its ass.




:crazy2:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14487147 - 05/20/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i'm not a troll.  im not trying to trick anyone or anything im just coming clean about some sexual experiences i had as an adolescent and wondered if anyone else had done the same thing:shrug:

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14487183 - 05/20/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

post unanonymously so i can give you 5 shrooms

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14487399 - 05/20/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think the mistake is that everyone is assuming the op was turned on by the dog, when in fact he was more interested in the moisture a dogs tongue might provide on his genitalia.


In my two cent opinion that is far different from putting his weiner in the dog's no no hole.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: smurf_master]
    #14488019 - 05/21/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i cannot believe no one was a grammer nazi and said something about genitals being spelled wrong that whole time!!!!

*fixed the spelling of it in the title

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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14488889 - 05/21/11 09:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Dog licking your genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14489015 - 05/21/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I haven't done it, but my friend has..I just find it weird.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14489560 - 05/21/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
Does your dog ever wake you up with a morning hummer?



no its wasnt a blow job a dog cant wrap its lips around your cock my dog simply just licked my balls while i beat my meat to internet porn

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14489781 - 05/21/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:freshwtf: Wow, this thread just :feelsweirdman:

Does anon#1 have a furry fetish?



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InvisibleI R Crankey
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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: 4runner]
    #14489845 - 05/21/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

no it's not weird at all.

cuz in his eyes forcing a dog to lick his balls is completely different than fucking his dog in the ass

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Re: Dog licking your genetles? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14489868 - 05/21/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

DOGS LIKE TO LICK THINGS WHY NOT NUTS, PUSSIES OR ASSHOLES?


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I have considered such matters.

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    #14490188 - 05/21/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


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