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OfflineBargainBab
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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489752 - 05/21/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How's the weed?:tongue2:


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Re: I got raptured [Re: BargainBab]
    #14489759 - 05/21/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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BargainBab said:
How's the weed?:tongue2:



I already answered that nukka:crankdre:


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489786 - 05/21/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

how much blow do I receive upon arrival?


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489807 - 05/21/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Do you still have any corporeal bodily functions?

eternity with no farts seems like hell...


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Re: I got raptured [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #14489842 - 05/21/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You just got raptored bitches!

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Re: I got raptured [Re: PNW FunGuy]
    #14489858 - 05/21/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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PNW FunGuy said:
how much blow do I receive upon arrival?



None, God is against hard drugs.


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489862 - 05/21/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Are there readily available psychedelics in heaven?
If so, how they affect you if everything already looks like DMT hyperspace?
Is Durante degli Alighieri there?
Do you keep your body or how do you look?
Does god have cool bongs that you can borrow or is there only papers?
Are there houses or is everything outside?
Have fun brah!
:awesomenod:
Oh- tell McKenna I say hi! :tmckenna:


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Re: I got raptured [Re: DrMambo]
    #14489863 - 05/21/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
Do you still have any corporeal bodily functions?

eternity with no farts seems like hell...



Yeah the spiritual body is similar to the physical one.  I fart all the time homie.


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489864 - 05/21/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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reeferaddict69 said:
Quote:

PNW FunGuy said:
how much blow do I receive upon arrival?



None, God is against hard drugs.





Why did he make them then?

is he an omnipotent retard?

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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489873 - 05/21/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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reeferaddict69 said:
Quote:

PNW FunGuy said:
how much blow do I receive upon arrival?



None, God is against hard drugs.




God sucks, I'm staying home


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489883 - 05/21/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh- I forgot to ask- is there water in heaven?


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Re: I got raptured [Re: 28064212]
    #14489893 - 05/21/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Are there readily available psychedelics in heaven?



Yes

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If so, how they affect you if everything already looks like DMT hyperspace?



Every psychedelic drug is available here.  For instance if you took psilocybin you would get the same effects as in the physical realm.  And as you know psilocybin is pretty different from DMT.

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Is Durante degli Alighieri there?



Yes sir

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Do you keep your body or how do you look?



Yes the body is very similar except that you look like an Alex grey painting.

Quote:

Does god have cool bongs that you can borrow or is there only papers?



Yes, bongs are available.  God makes all the drug paraphernalia himself.

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Are there houses or is everything outside?



Yes there are houses but you can live outside in the wonderful scenery if you wish to.

Me and Terence are smokin dank together he says hi 280:awesome:


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Re: I got raptured [Re: nice1]
    #14489899 - 05/21/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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nice1 said:
Quote:

reeferaddict69 said:
Quote:

PNW FunGuy said:
how much blow do I receive upon arrival?



None, God is against hard drugs.





Why did he make them then?

is he an omnipotent retard?



He didn't make them.  Humans did.


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Re: I got raptured [Re: 28064212]
    #14489903 - 05/21/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

28064212 said:
Oh- I forgot to ask- is there water in heaven?



Yes, it's very pristine clear water and you can breathe it in like air and take deep dives if you want to.


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14489912 - 05/21/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What is McKenna saying?
Does he still think that the 2012 awakening thingy is going to happen?
"I'll try to be around and about. But if I'm not, then you know that I'm behind your eyelids, and I'll meet you there." Kona, September 1999


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Re: I got raptured [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul] * 1
    #14489926 - 05/21/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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