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RonaldFuckingPaul
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I got raptured
#14489664 - 05/21/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm typing this message from heaven. Ask any question you like about heaven.
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learningtofly
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how many girls are there
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Quote:
learningtofly said: how many girls are there
about 20 billion bitches up in here.
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Soluminia
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is god currently being fucked in the ass?
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hows the weed?
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How is Macho Man Randy Savage, did he make it?
Let him know he was one of my favorites as a kid
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Quote:
Soluminia said: is god currently being fucked in the ass?
No sir, god is hetero. He likes fingering himself during masturbation though.
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nice1
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So Christianity was the 1 true cult and the other 10 billion cults made up by man happened to be junk?
Cool god bro
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Re: I got raptured [Re: sickofit]
#14489695 - 05/21/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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sickofit said: hows the weed?
heady shit brah.
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Patlal
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Is there beer? cause if there isn't I ain't coming
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Re: I got raptured [Re: Patlal]
#14489699 - 05/21/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Satan has the best beer. Heavens shit is non alcoholic.
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: I got raptured [Re: 4runner]
#14489700 - 05/21/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: How is Macho Man Randy Savage, did he make it?
Let him know he was one of my favorites as a kid 
yep hes chillin right next to me. he says hi
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: I got raptured [Re: Patlal]
#14489706 - 05/21/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Is there beer? cause if there isn't I ain't coming
theres a BYOB rule here in heaven.
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learningtofly
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Re: I got raptured [Re: nice1]
#14489709 - 05/21/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nice1 said: Satan has the best beer. Heavens shit is non alcoholic.
Oh this wine tastes like blood
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sunset_mission
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Can you ask Tupac, Chuck Schuldiner, Bob Marley and Cliff Burton to form a musical supergroup and macrocosmically beam down some sick tunes?
Also does Heaven look like DMT Hyperspace or what?
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sunset_mission said: Can you ask Tupac, Chuck Schuldiner, Bob Marley and Cliff Burton to form a musical supergroup and macrocosmically beam down some sick tunes?
Also does Heaven look like DMT Hyperspace or what?
Yes I'll be glad to ask them to do that. Yes heaven is very similar to DMT hyperspace.
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4runner


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Wow, that would be.... interesting
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Re: I got raptured [Re: 4runner]
#14489732 - 05/21/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So if you're in heaven and someone you really want to be around gets sent to hell, arn't you going to feel crappy and miss them for eternity? Heaven seems sad.
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Re: I got raptured [Re: rodfarva]
#14489743 - 05/21/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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rodfarva said: So if you're in heaven and someone you really want to be around gets sent to hell, arn't you going to feel crappy and miss them for eternity? Heaven seems sad. 
The afterlife is similar to physical life in that its not fair. Sorry but thats how God runs shit.
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How's the weed?
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Quote:
BargainBab said: How's the weed?
I already answered that nukka
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how much blow do I receive upon arrival?
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Do you still have any corporeal bodily functions?
eternity with no farts seems like hell...
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Re: I got raptured [Re: DrMambo] 1
#14489842 - 05/21/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You just got raptored bitches!
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Quote:
PNW FunGuy said: how much blow do I receive upon arrival?
None, God is against hard drugs.
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Are there readily available psychedelics in heaven? If so, how they affect you if everything already looks like DMT hyperspace? Is Durante degli Alighieri there? Do you keep your body or how do you look? Does god have cool bongs that you can borrow or is there only papers? Are there houses or is everything outside? Have fun brah! Oh- tell McKenna I say hi!
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Re: I got raptured [Re: DrMambo]
#14489863 - 05/21/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: Do you still have any corporeal bodily functions?
eternity with no farts seems like hell...
Yeah the spiritual body is similar to the physical one. I fart all the time homie.
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nice1
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Quote:
reeferaddict69 said:
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PNW FunGuy said: how much blow do I receive upon arrival?
None, God is against hard drugs.
Why did he make them then?
is he an omnipotent retard?
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Quote:
reeferaddict69 said:
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PNW FunGuy said: how much blow do I receive upon arrival?
None, God is against hard drugs.
God sucks, I'm staying home
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Oh- I forgot to ask- is there water in heaven?
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: I got raptured [Re: 28064212]
#14489893 - 05/21/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Are there readily available psychedelics in heaven?
Yes
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If so, how they affect you if everything already looks like DMT hyperspace?
Every psychedelic drug is available here. For instance if you took psilocybin you would get the same effects as in the physical realm. And as you know psilocybin is pretty different from DMT.
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Is Durante degli Alighieri there?
Yes sir
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Do you keep your body or how do you look?
Yes the body is very similar except that you look like an Alex grey painting.
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Does god have cool bongs that you can borrow or is there only papers?
Yes, bongs are available. God makes all the drug paraphernalia himself.
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Are there houses or is everything outside?
Yes there are houses but you can live outside in the wonderful scenery if you wish to.
Me and Terence are smokin dank together he says hi 280
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Re: I got raptured [Re: nice1]
#14489899 - 05/21/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nice1 said:
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reeferaddict69 said:
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PNW FunGuy said: how much blow do I receive upon arrival?
None, God is against hard drugs.
Why did he make them then?
is he an omnipotent retard?
He didn't make them. Humans did.
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Re: I got raptured [Re: 28064212]
#14489903 - 05/21/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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28064212 said: Oh- I forgot to ask- is there water in heaven?
Yes, it's very pristine clear water and you can breathe it in like air and take deep dives if you want to.
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What is McKenna saying? Does he still think that the 2012 awakening thingy is going to happen?
"I'll try to be around and about. But if I'm not, then you know that I'm behind your eyelids, and I'll meet you there." Kona, September 1999
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: you're about to get rapetured
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