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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Rapture update * 1
    #14489398 - 05/21/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well, it happened exactly as predicted; however, not one Christian was found worthy, so everyone is still here.

Nice try, though.


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Re: Rapture update [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14489408 - 05/21/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It ain't six oclock here yet. I gotta say, I'm sadly disappointed at the reasoning abilities of those people.


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Re: Rapture update [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14489409 - 05/21/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

phew!
:wow:


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Re: Rapture update [Re: just me]
    #14489419 - 05/21/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Another crisis averted.


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Re: Rapture update [Re: the_drummer]
    #14489431 - 05/21/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

but is that 6 pm eastern or pacific?

and technically it would have happened in new zealand already.

hmmm...


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Re: Rapture update [Re: Synocybin]
    #14489467 - 05/21/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I read somewhere that it was 6pm eastern.


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Re: Rapture update [Re: TheEnd]
    #14489512 - 05/21/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it was an earth quake on the new madrid fault predicted(well not really) and that is central time. I assume that would make it central time. I am close enough to there to feel any quake as a few years ago there was a small one that made everything jiggle a tiny bit.


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Re: Rapture update [Re: argg]
    #14489527 - 05/21/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So there's still a chance!


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Re: Rapture update [Re: auxiliary]
    #14489575 - 05/21/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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auxiliary said:
So there's still a chance!




Crank that fucking HAARP up and let's get the earth rocking!

Or, if you really want to feel nauseous watch this -

And don't you sit down!  You better get up and heave that way



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Re: Rapture update [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 2
    #14489730 - 05/21/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Well, it happened exactly as predicted; however, not one Christian was found worthy, so everyone is still here.

Nice try, though.
 




I was looking forward to the 6mo without 'em.  :frown:


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Re: Rapture update [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14489787 - 05/21/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I felt a little bit more light-headed than usual this morning, could that mean that some (heavy) part of my soul has been raptured?

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Re: Rapture update [Re: Synocybin]
    #14489806 - 05/21/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Synocybin said:
but is that 6 pm eastern or pacific?

and technically it would have happened in new zealand already.

hmmm...





I believe its 6pm local.  The website of the guy whom I presume to be the head bible decoder says the code says the rapture is at 6pm everywhere. 

Apparently this is accompanied by a large earthquake, also locally.  No word on how that works given the connectedness of the earth and the fact that every location at a different longitude is at a different time but would obviously feel the adjacent locations' earthquakes which are arbitrarily close to them.  Maybe God recognizes the time zones? 

Having the earthquake occur from the center of the earth also wouldn't work, as their is no local time their, given their is no radial dimension


At least this whole 'rapture code' is tacit admission that the bible lacks clear instructions and a coherent message (as if the billion flavors of Christianity haven't made that abundantly clear already) and must be interpreted to make any sense.  Given the bible is written in dead languages, translated into still-other archaic and abandoned languages, and finally into old and unfamiliar English to which the secret decoder ring must be applied, it seems God hasn't really tried too hard to clue folks in on what he wants us to do- to say nothing of the illiterate, retarded, and Mormon. 

Hell, the Nazis could figure out how to get people to let folks know what they were supposed to do:  Get a translator and write out your instructions in the local language, then post them at city hall and in the local paper.  Maybe god should try an approach like that, or take out a webpage or something- this whole dead-languages and 'bible-code' thing seems a pretty weak effort for an omnipotent, loving being who wants to secure our obiediance to whatever his will is, and thus save us from hell


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Re: Rapture update [Re: johnm214]
    #14489823 - 05/21/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I believe its 6pm local.  The website of the guy whom I presume to be the head bible decoder says the code says the rapture is at 6pm (cuz obviously god wouldn't just tell us what he wanted us to do in a coherent, consistant, fasion, but would rather produce a text in a language nobody uses that has no coherent message or consistant rules that needs to be parsed with arbitrary rules to reveal the 'true' message)

Apparently this is accompanied by a large earthquake, also locally.  No word on how that works given the connectedness of the earth and the fact that every location at a different longitude is at a different time but would obviously feel the earthquake which is arbitrarily close to its position.

Having the earthquake occur from the center of the earth also wouldn't work, as their is no local time their, given their is no radial dimension




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Re: Rapture update [Re: Synocybin]
    #14490545 - 05/21/11 05:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well in iceland a volcano just started erupting like mad and triggered earthquakes. here we go:omgawesome:


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Re: Rapture update [Re: mister]
    #14490634 - 05/21/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Really? :bowdown:


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Re: Rapture update [Re: TheEnd]
    #14490690 - 05/21/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah just came over the news


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Re: Rapture update [Re: mister]
    #14490812 - 05/21/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wait for it.....  :oogle:


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Re: Rapture update [Re: TheEnd]
    #14490866 - 05/21/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

sometimes i touch myself


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Re: Rapture update [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14490942 - 05/21/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
Well, it happened exactly as predicted; however, not one Christian was found worthy, so everyone is still here.

Nice try, though.


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Re: Rapture update [Re: andrewss]
    #14491047 - 05/21/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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sometimes i touch myself




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