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OrgoneConclusion
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Rapture update 1
#14489398 - 05/21/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, it happened exactly as predicted; however, not one Christian was found worthy, so everyone is still here.
Nice try, though.
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It ain't six oclock here yet. I gotta say, I'm sadly disappointed at the reasoning abilities of those people.
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phew!
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Re: Rapture update [Re: just me]
#14489419 - 05/21/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Another crisis averted.
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but is that 6 pm eastern or pacific?
and technically it would have happened in new zealand already.
hmmm...
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I read somewhere that it was 6pm eastern.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: TheEnd]
#14489512 - 05/21/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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it was an earth quake on the new madrid fault predicted(well not really) and that is central time. I assume that would make it central time. I am close enough to there to feel any quake as a few years ago there was a small one that made everything jiggle a tiny bit.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: argg]
#14489527 - 05/21/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So there's still a chance!
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Quote:
auxiliary said: So there's still a chance!
Crank that fucking HAARP up and let's get the earth rocking!
Or, if you really want to feel nauseous watch this -
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Quote:
Well, it happened exactly as predicted; however, not one Christian was found worthy, so everyone is still here.
Nice try, though.
I was looking forward to the 6mo without 'em.
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I felt a little bit more light-headed than usual this morning, could that mean that some (heavy) part of my soul has been raptured?
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Quote:
Synocybin said: but is that 6 pm eastern or pacific?
and technically it would have happened in new zealand already.
hmmm...
I believe its 6pm local. The website of the guy whom I presume to be the head bible decoder says the code says the rapture is at 6pm everywhere.
Apparently this is accompanied by a large earthquake, also locally. No word on how that works given the connectedness of the earth and the fact that every location at a different longitude is at a different time but would obviously feel the adjacent locations' earthquakes which are arbitrarily close to them. Maybe God recognizes the time zones?
Having the earthquake occur from the center of the earth also wouldn't work, as their is no local time their, given their is no radial dimension
At least this whole 'rapture code' is tacit admission that the bible lacks clear instructions and a coherent message (as if the billion flavors of Christianity haven't made that abundantly clear already) and must be interpreted to make any sense. Given the bible is written in dead languages, translated into still-other archaic and abandoned languages, and finally into old and unfamiliar English to which the secret decoder ring must be applied, it seems God hasn't really tried too hard to clue folks in on what he wants us to do- to say nothing of the illiterate, retarded, and Mormon.
Hell, the Nazis could figure out how to get people to let folks know what they were supposed to do: Get a translator and write out your instructions in the local language, then post them at city hall and in the local paper. Maybe god should try an approach like that, or take out a webpage or something- this whole dead-languages and 'bible-code' thing seems a pretty weak effort for an omnipotent, loving being who wants to secure our obiediance to whatever his will is, and thus save us from hell
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Re: Rapture update [Re: johnm214]
#14489823 - 05/21/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
johnm214 said: I believe its 6pm local. The website of the guy whom I presume to be the head bible decoder says the code says the rapture is at 6pm (cuz obviously god wouldn't just tell us what he wanted us to do in a coherent, consistant, fasion, but would rather produce a text in a language nobody uses that has no coherent message or consistant rules that needs to be parsed with arbitrary rules to reveal the 'true' message)
Apparently this is accompanied by a large earthquake, also locally. No word on how that works given the connectedness of the earth and the fact that every location at a different longitude is at a different time but would obviously feel the earthquake which is arbitrarily close to its position.
Having the earthquake occur from the center of the earth also wouldn't work, as their is no local time their, given their is no radial dimension
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well in iceland a volcano just started erupting like mad and triggered earthquakes. here we go
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Re: Rapture update [Re: mister]
#14490634 - 05/21/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Really?
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Re: Rapture update [Re: TheEnd]
#14490690 - 05/21/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah just came over the news
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Re: Rapture update [Re: mister]
#14490812 - 05/21/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wait for it.....
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Re: Rapture update [Re: TheEnd]
#14490866 - 05/21/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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sometimes i touch myself
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Well, it happened exactly as predicted; however, not one Christian was found worthy, so everyone is still here.
Nice try, though.
Same shit's gonna happen on 2012--nothing.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: andrewss]
#14491047 - 05/21/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails - BBC US - Canada
"I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here." Said one moron, another in the article spent his life savings on advertising... 
It's because of stupidity like this, that I'm somewhat north of skepticism about religionz
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Re: Rapture update [Re: hoodbran]
#14492833 - 05/22/11 06:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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It is not religions fault that there are those that want to lead people wrong. It just shows you how many have ever read their Bibles in their lives. And this Campell guy that makes these predictions....tar and feather him.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: mister]
#14493299 - 05/22/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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And one more time the USA becomes the laughing stock of the world. Stupor Power, indeed!
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Camping's legacy on planet earth will be that for a period of 78 seconds on May 21st 2011 his name was entered into Google search engines worldwide more times than the words "barely", "legal"and "anal".
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Re: Rapture update [Re: Icelander] 1
#14493928 - 05/22/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
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"While all the wicked ones remain"; including this evil nun 
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Re: Rapture update [Re: hoodbran]
#14494808 - 05/22/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha i was stoked to kill some zombies... god i would love to hear their explanation for why it never happened ha that would be a good laugh.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: andrewss]
#14495088 - 05/22/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
andrewss said: sometimes i touch myself
No wonder you're still here.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: zoomfan]
#14495091 - 05/22/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ask Shroomism why Niburu never happened 9 years ago.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: NetDiver]
#14495117 - 05/22/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:
andrewss said: sometimes i touch myself
No wonder you're still here.
Self propagation?
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Ask Shroomism why Niburu never happened 9 years ago.
Well, he doesn't still believe in that, right? Just a mistake I guess.
Is that still floating around? Do people still believe in that stuff?
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Re: Rapture update [Re: johnm214]
#14495637 - 05/22/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Once an NJ; always an NJ.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: hoodbran]
#14496695 - 05/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hoodbran said: "While all the wicked ones remain"; including this evil nun 

Oh man! That was a good belly laugh, thanks!
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Re: Rapture update [Re: johnm214]
#14498598 - 05/23/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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johnm214 said:
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OrgoneConclusion said: Ask Shroomism why Niburu never happened 9 years ago.
Well, he doesn't still believe in that, right? Just a mistake I guess.
Is that still floating around? Do people still believe in that stuff?
Comet Elenin is supposed to sneak in between us and the sun come September. We'll see I guess.
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Quote:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-23-camping-apocalypse-october_n.htm
Oh, his shit eating grin is priceless...
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Re: Rapture update [Re: andrewss]
#14503972 - 05/24/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is that what they mean by a 'Happy Camping'?
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Quote:
auxiliary said:
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johnm214 said:
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OrgoneConclusion said: Ask Shroomism why Niburu never happened 9 years ago.
Well, he doesn't still believe in that, right? Just a mistake I guess.
Is that still floating around? Do people still believe in that stuff?
Comet Elenin is supposed to sneak in between us and the sun come September. We'll see I guess.
Yeah i know a lot of people freaking about about comen elenin, but in my research i haven't found anything that would reveal it to be dangerous. and Niburu talk is getting more popular due to upcoming 2012.
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Re: Rapture update [Re: Legend]
#14506270 - 05/24/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"In 2009, the nonprofit Family Radio reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-23-camping-apocalypse-october_n.htm
What a surprise...
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