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The Boat
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dshow]
#14488955 - 05/21/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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what if it actually DOES happen and all of you guys will be like "yeah god, you know i was just kidding right?
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: The Boat]
#14488959 - 05/21/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anyone been raptured yet?
This is so funny. Proper retards "Its gonna happen, its gonna happen!" Humans are dumber than monkies.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: The Boat]
#14488960 - 05/21/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Happy lulzpocalypse nigs 
I heard it was supposed to happen at 6 tonight.
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dshow
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Go to their website. They are selling T-shirts. You are allll being trolled.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dshow]
#14489019 - 05/21/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I honestly hope the rapture happens. Then I can make fun of all the "holier than thou" people who get left behind. Tell them "God hates you just as much as me, and I masturbate constantly."
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dshow]
#14489021 - 05/21/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dshow said: Go to their website. They are selling T-shirts. You are allll being trolled. 
haha their website won't even load...
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"their website" huh
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the family radio website, it wont load
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nice1
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At what time can I laugh at all the people who kill themselves because they think they didnt get raptured?
Crazy cult people are funny and dumb all in one.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dshow]
#14489166 - 05/21/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dshow said: Why do you put religious crazy people in the same category? dont Judge.
Seriously? 
Of course I would equivocate religion with insanity. Those people believe that somehow, some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is naturally present because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, that makes sense.
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scienceguy said:
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dshow said: Why do you put religious crazy people in the same category? dont Judge.
Seriously? 
Of course I would equivocate religion with insanity. Those people believe that somehow, some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is naturally present because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, that makes sense.

roflroflroflroflrofl

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most christains i met are the nicest people
so what if you wanna know where you go when you die?
father son holy spirit actually makes a lot of sense.. a lot of the bibles stories are just lessons
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the human abstract said: so what if you wanna know where you go when you die?
Everyone wants to know things like that. Doesn't mean you have to join a cult and listening to another monkey telling you what to do.
People should think for their self.
All religions (cults) purport to answer how and why we are here. People lap it up. Just look at scientology If a sci-fi writer can take over half the world like that then anybody can do it.
I'm gonna start one because it seems far easier than getting a job and every is so dumb they will love it.
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There's nothing wrong with wanting to know where you go when you die, but making shit up is not the appropriate solution.
Of course the Bible's stories are lessons, but it's also a several thousand year old game of telephone, so some crazy stupid shit has snuck in over time.
In the words of Bill Hicks,
"While I appreciate your quaint traditions, superstitions, and you know, I, on the other hand, am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light which exists in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required. But anyway, I appreciate your little games and shit, you putting on the tie and going to church, a da-da-da-da. But you know there's a LIVING GOD WHO WILL TALK DIRECTLY FUCKING TO YOU!"
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dr_gonz]
#14489367 - 05/21/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dr_gonz]
#14489443 - 05/21/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good times, this song just popped into my head, hell it's been a decade since I have heard it.... 
I feel fine.... maybe just a little hungover though.
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dshow
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scienceguy said:
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dshow said: Why do you put religious crazy people in the same category? dont Judge.
Seriously? 
Of course I would equivocate religion with insanity. Those people believe that somehow, some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is naturally present because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, that makes sense.

yea seriously. Im glad you hate on something you know nothing of.
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dshow]
#14489830 - 05/21/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dshow said:
Quote:
scienceguy said:
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dshow said: Why do you put religious crazy people in the same category? dont Judge.
Seriously? 
Of course I would equivocate religion with insanity. Those people believe that somehow, some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is naturally present because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, that makes sense.

yea seriously. Im glad you hate on something you know nothing of.
Please enlighten us then, as to why we shouldn't hate on religion?
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