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OfflineXUL
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tanning nude!
    #14488508 - 05/21/11 06:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well I like to get tan in the warmer months and now that I live at home I have lots of privacy. I am surrounded by woods but we do get visitors and of course there is my dad andy his girlfriend. I might try and find a place on the edge of a field.

my  dick has never seen the light of day and that is sad. I intend to change that fact. Plus it will be nice to be tan all over.


anyone ever done it?


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: XUL]
    #14488526 - 05/21/11 06:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

All over tan FTW


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: XUL]
    #14488532 - 05/21/11 06:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Be sure to use sunscreen...


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Groovy Grant]
    #14488536 - 05/21/11 06:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Groovy Grant said:
Be sure to use sunscreen...




And start with just a few minutes at a time.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Groovy Grant]
    #14488539 - 05/21/11 06:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Groovy Grant said:
Be sure to use sunscreen...




Yeah, could you imagine if your dick got sun burnt?

Ouch!


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14488546 - 05/21/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I couldn't imagine. A few weeks ago, I was at the beach and got awful sunburn (mostly my back). It was sore, but the worst part was when it dried out and itched. I've never been so miserable, it was like the layer below the top layer itched and nothing stopped it. It ended up peeling twice. It was terrible.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Groovy Grant]
    #14488553 - 05/21/11 06:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

About the worst place I've been burnt was the top of my feet.  Went jet skiing around key west, didn't think about protecting my feet :facepalm: 

The pressure when I stood on them was so painful I felt like cutting them off.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14488556 - 05/21/11 06:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, that sounds awful. As soon as you realize you're burned, it's too late. And it has that delayed affect, where it continues to get worse for a few days.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14488557 - 05/21/11 06:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sometimes I go out in the desert here, find a nice ravine, strip butt-naked, and stretch out in the sun.  Very healthy I think....

And believe me, you do NOT want to get sunburned in your groin area.  Don't go more than 5 minutes without putting sunscreen on your equipment.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Groovy Grant]
    #14488559 - 05/21/11 06:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Groovy Grant said:
Yeah, that sounds awful. As soon as you realize you're burned, it's too late. And it has that delayed affect, where it continues to get worse for a few days.




Also increases risk for skin cancer.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Doc_T]
    #14488564 - 05/21/11 06:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So, they say...


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Groovy Grant]
    #14488566 - 05/21/11 06:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Straight-up fact.
And while penis cancer is rare, skin cancer is quite common.
Most of the time, it's not that big of a problem if caught early, they just remove some skin.
But there's not a lot of excess skin on the side of your penis.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Doc_T]
    #14488572 - 05/21/11 06:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:niggawhat:


Penis Cancer.....:mustnotfap:


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Doc_T]
    #14488578 - 05/21/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
Straight-up fact.
And while penis cancer is rare, skin cancer is quite common.
Most of the time, it's not that big of a problem if caught early, they just remove some skin.
But there's not a lot of excess skin on the side of your penis.




I was going to make a penis joke, but never mind...


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14488584 - 05/21/11 07:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I am fortunate in that I live in very secluded area.
My wife and I and a few friends regulary go swimming nude, kind of a mini nudist camp.
My pee pee has never burned, I think it would be kinda tough as mine is a naturally darker tone.
Mind you I am olive toned to begin with...
Nudity FTW


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Doc_T]
    #14488707 - 05/21/11 08:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Straight-up fact.
And while penis cancer is rare, skin cancer is quite common.
Most of the time, it's not that big of a problem if caught early, they just remove some skin.
But there's not a lot of excess skin on the side of your penis.




would be worse if you're circumcised.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: mrckb]
    #14488715 - 05/21/11 08:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Do it like the pornstars do!


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Locky]
    #14488874 - 05/21/11 09:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Spray on fake tan?


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: SimonJester]
    #14488970 - 05/21/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Being naked outside FTW.

I first became comfortable being naked at burning man (a lesson i am very greatful to have learned, btw.)

Now, i live in Vancouver and at UBC there is a nude beach with an awesome community. People sell cold beer, mixed drinks and drugs openly on the beach and a good mix of old naked people and young liberal types are about. It's really great to be able to swim and hang out naked, with no shame.

The beach (and burning man) is great too, because the vibe is very inclusive and strongly encourages nudity.

However, i must admit - i have gone hiking naked, alone, and as i was summiting the mountain, i was praying no one was sitting on top. I'll probably stick to designated nude or quasi-nude tolerant areas from now on.

Be careful man ... i've startled naked people in the woods when i was mountain biking... You don't want to end up with bug bites, or shame because you went naked in the wrong place.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: PDU]
    #14488993 - 05/21/11 10:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I want a tan penis.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Pancho The Dog] * 2
    #14489017 - 05/21/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Pancho The Dog said:
I want a tan penis.




Have anal sex every day for the next year.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: XUL]
    #14489626 - 05/21/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I used to go to nudist camps when I was younger, but I no longer do that as no one wants to see me naked now.


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: XUL]
    #14489668 - 05/21/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

my dick is tan like a mexican


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Re: tanning nude! [Re: Doc_T]
    #14489739 - 05/21/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Quote:

Groovy Grant said:
Be sure to use sunscreen...




And start with just a few minutes at a time.




These people speak the truth.

Can't wait till I move in July, I am gonna be naked all over the place. Buh bye town living hello woods.

Sun on the cock feels


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