|
LadyLittleZeppelin
Stoner



Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 1,513
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
|
|
Quote:
Gastronomicus said: Here's a philosophical question, if people do start getting raptured and all and you get left behind... shoot yourself? You already know you're going to hell, might as well gtfo before the multi-headed dragons start gorging themselves on your innards.
The bible says in the last days man will long for death and it will flee him. If masses amounts of people suddenly disappear that would make the bible correct and you definitely would not want to attempt suicide. It won't happen saturday though, I'll place every last bit of money I ever make on it.
-------------------- SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY ~ Crystal G said: its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.
|
dr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,654
|
|
.
|
shadyy
aHhahhHA



Registered: 09/08/08
Posts: 21,330
Loc: winchestertonfieldville i...
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: dr_gonz]
#14486966 - 05/20/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Gonz.
|
LadyLittleZeppelin
Stoner



Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 1,513
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: dr_gonz]
#14487028 - 05/20/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Actually my parents were atheist suddenly it hit me one day that this world wasn't created by accident, that something much larger than myself must have put me here. I picked up a bible at a bookstore and I've been studying the word of God every since. I'm by no means perfect but I've learned a lot in my short time on earth.
-------------------- SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY ~ Crystal G said: its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.
|
dr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,654
|
|
.
|
mrckb
Bob Sacamano


Registered: 11/03/10
Posts: 2,852
Loc: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
|
|
The rapture has been and gone here in AUS. Jesus was a pretty nice dude. Im just chilling with the zombie hoard at the momento.
|
LadyLittleZeppelin
Stoner



Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 1,513
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: dr_gonz]
#14487060 - 05/20/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Nope. Pretty sure I'm studying the word of God. Man couldn't have made such a wonderful book with his limited understanding of the universe and love.
-------------------- SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY ~ Crystal G said: its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.
|
owls
just let go!


Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 6,485
Loc: dancing
|
|
Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: Actually my parents were atheist suddenly it hit me one day that this world wasn't created by accident, that something much larger than myself must have put me here. I picked up a bible at a bookstore and I've been studying the word of God every since. I'm by no means perfect but I've learned a lot in my short time on earth.
rofl, u jokin right girl?
-------------------- i love you ♥ you are beautiful! COME TOGETHER, JOIN THE PARTY!! "what beith a man if he doth not enjoy cannabis?"
|
dr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,654
|
|
.
|
aNeway2sayHooray
Cresley Wusher




Registered: 07/07/05
Posts: 7,653
Loc: Orphic Trench
|
|
But man is the one who scribed it originally and has edited it throughout the years.
Even if the original teachings were divine in some way, they have since been rewritten to go along with the times. Over and over again.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
|
muistrue
Inspired by the mystery


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 12,899
Loc: Behind the Redwoods
|
|
Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: Nope. Pretty sure I'm studying the word of God. Man couldn't have made such a wonderful book with his limited understanding of the universe and love.
The Urantia Book was made by man and it's way more in depth and imo wonderful than the old or new testament, and yes I've read all three.
--------------------
|
LadyLittleZeppelin
Stoner



Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 1,513
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: dr_gonz]
#14487094 - 05/20/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
owls said:
Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: Actually my parents were atheist suddenly it hit me one day that this world wasn't created by accident, that something much larger than myself must have put me here. I picked up a bible at a bookstore and I've been studying the word of God every since. I'm by no means perfect but I've learned a lot in my short time on earth.
rofl, u jokin right girl?
Why would I be joking?
Quote:
dr_gonz said:
Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: Nope. Pretty sure I'm studying the word of God. Man couldn't have made such a wonderful book with his limited understanding of the universe and love.
Ever read Tao te Ching? 
No I have not.
-------------------- SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY ~ Crystal G said: its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.
|
owls
just let go!


Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 6,485
Loc: dancing
|
|
i guess there's really nothing wrong with the bible!
-------------------- i love you ♥ you are beautiful! COME TOGETHER, JOIN THE PARTY!! "what beith a man if he doth not enjoy cannabis?"
|
Gastronomicus
3-0-G



Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 9,727
Last seen: 5 hours, 5 minutes
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: mrckb] 1
#14487594 - 05/21/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
mrckb said: The rapture has been and gone here in AUS. Jesus was a pretty nice dude. Im just chilling with the zombie hoard at the momento.
-------------------- Make my Funk the P Funk, I wants to get Funked up
LAGM2024
|
rodfarva
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=====-----=-=-=-=-I



Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 4,982
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: Scarab74]
#14487642 - 05/21/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Scarab74 said: Thanks for the link. I will make a donation. 
We're in South Florida, so whatever we do will involve a swimming pool and margaritas because it's hot as balls and super humid.
Did someone say Sofla and Margaritas !?
--------------------
|
Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: rodfarva]
#14487961 - 05/21/11 01:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
So does this disprove christianity if it doesnt happen?
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
|
Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: Nope. Pretty sure I'm studying the word of God. Man couldn't have made such a wonderful book with his limited understanding of the universe and love.
oh lord, penis?
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: Judgment Day [Re: muistrue]
#14487972 - 05/21/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
FractalDust said:
Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: Nope. Pretty sure I'm studying the word of God. Man couldn't have made such a wonderful book with his limited understanding of the universe and love.
The Urantia Book was made by man and it's way more in depth and imo wonderful than the old or new testament, and yes I've read all three.
excellent.
|
ic3.qu33n
Muff Muncher



Registered: 03/24/11
Posts: 258
Loc: NY
Last seen: 10 years, 11 months
|
|
im going to go to work, hang out with my jewish friend, then have crazy lesbian sex. cuz this is how god made me.
--------------------
Disclaimer: Anything, I've said I do or done, or say is a complete facade of my dog Dr. Myco McRufferton's dream lifestyle. Freestone Texas Grow << Freestone Texas and B+ Prints available for Trade >> PM me My 5g Bucket Dehydrator Tek
|
gzuf
٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶



Registered: 07/13/09
Posts: 6,535
|
|
Who else hoped that this was a thread about Terminator 2?
-------------------- +1 Post ٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶
|
|