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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Planking [Re: mrckb]
    #14489116 - 05/21/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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mrckb said:
Only Australia could make a sport out of laying down.





that explains why Australia has surpassed the US in obesity


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Re: Planking [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14489174 - 05/21/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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An exclusive private Sydney school says two of its students have been caught "planking".
Redlands, a co-educational grammar school in Cremorne on Sydney's north shore, said it had "become aware of two students involved in risk-taking behaviour at the school".
"No one was injured. However the school takes any such behaviour very seriously," a spokeswoman for the Anglican school said.
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The spokeswoman said students at the school and their parents were warned of the dangers of planking.
"We are currently speaking to the families of the two students involved," she said.
The school would not say if the students caught planking had been suspended from classes.
"We have nothing further to add to the statements previously provided," the spokeswoman said.
It is not known who the students are and when they undertook the stunt.
Planking has rarely left media headlines in recent weeks since Queensland police warned of the dangers of carrying out the activity, which involves lying flat on one's stomach on an object or surface in sometimes dangerous locations.
Photos of the stunt are then shared on social networking sites such as Facebook.
Supermarket giant Woolworths sacked eight staff for breaching safety rules by "planking" in its stores, it was reported today.
The Australian Catholic University has banned planking across its campuses, warning students they would be punished if they took part in the activity.
On Sunday, Acton Beale, 20, died after falling from the balcony of a seventh-floor building in Brisbane.
He had been trying to plank on the balcony railing of his apartment.
On Monday, Simon Hallam, 20, was seriously injured when he fell headfirst from a friend's car in Inverell in northern NSW.
Police said Mr Hallam was probably car surfing rather than planking when he fell.
He was in a stable condition this morning, a hospital spokeswoman said.





http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/children-caught-planking-at-exclusive-sydney-school-20110520-1evpr.html#ixzz1N0VwVwQT


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Re: Planking [Re: Caine]
    #14489401 - 05/21/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lolsy:
That shit was wack man. Me and Tim were plankin' round back of the school during 1st period and Mis. Jemkins came out and busted us.
Dude, they called my mom.


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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14489440 - 05/21/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So, you are banning people from laying down on things?

Smart shit.


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Re: Planking [Re: The Vapor]
    #14489666 - 05/21/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah why not?  Its more dangerous than marijuana and thats been banned for centuries.  :grin:


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Re: Planking [Re: The Vapor] * 1
    #14489697 - 05/21/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

and all this time I thought I was just passing out drunk...I'm a fucking mega athlete


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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14489736 - 05/21/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Hell yeah, I'm getting into planking.
It's the perfect sport for me. Doesn't take any type of skill or athletic ability of any sort to play.
I'ma go downtown and plank a parking meter today.





I woke up this morning, thought id plank at the mc donalds today.


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Re: Planking [Re: dshow]
    #14489763 - 05/21/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, you had to wake up to think about planking? Amateur, I plank while I sleep.
And I dream about planking. Sometimes I plank while I plank.
What the plank do you know bout dat?


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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14489791 - 05/21/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Dude, you had to wake up to think about planking? Amateur, I plank while I sleep.
And I dream about planking. Sometimes I plank while I plank.
What the plank do you know bout dat?





Dammmmmmm son!


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Re: Planking [Re: dshow]
    #14489820 - 05/21/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dshow said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Dude, you had to wake up to think about planking? Amateur, I plank while I sleep.
And I dream about planking. Sometimes I plank while I plank.
What the plank do you know bout dat?





Dammmmmmm son!




You don't know me.
I started plankin. I was plankin' back when it was still called "boarding."

But then a gang of surfers kicked our ass for taking their term and making it "gay."
Fucking ass holes.

Then we tried a few other names, but they didn't really stick.
Stiffing
Chubbing
Locking
Straighting
Slating
2x4'ing
Particle Boarding


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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14489834 - 05/21/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Im starting to believe you. ..  :hmm:


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Re: Planking [Re: dshow]
    #14489844 - 05/21/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: Planking [Re: PNW FunGuy]
    #14489861 - 05/21/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I really hoped 2x4'ing or Particle Boarding would have stuck. (Those were mine)

I think someone on the Planking counsel didn't like me is the only reason they didn't use it.


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14489869 - 05/21/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

probably the dumbest thing ive ever seen...that dude who died....what the fuck?


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Re: Planking [Re: Anthony917]
    #14489878 - 05/21/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
probably the dumbest thing ive ever seen...that dude who died....what the fuck?




We pushed him. The sport wasn't getting popular enough. We had to do something.


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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14489935 - 05/21/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Planking [Re: dshow]
    #14489964 - 05/21/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You are correct sir!


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Re: Planking [Re: lil_demented]
    #14490021 - 05/21/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You have entered into my newly created troll list.


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Re: Planking [Re: dshow]
    #14494524 - 05/22/11 03:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

me and my friends were so inspired by the video that we decided to take some planking photos last night.



(notice the ceiling fan)






my face still hurts from laughing.


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Re: Planking [Re: millzy]
    #14494606 - 05/22/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Go plank in the middle of the highway.


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