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Offlinespazmodog
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Re: The Rapture. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14483343 - 05/20/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The_Ghost said:
Quote:

Anthony917 said:

hahah listen to that old fucker....he's senile



Heres a good summary:

With some righteous hiphop beats in the background :lol:

I wanna see what statement this fucker gives once Oct 21st passes and the universe isnt destroyed and he's still here. :crazy2:




hahah ahahahahaaaah

goodness

humans and their crazy un-founded ideas.

it tickles me.

besides if god was all powerful then surely he could just click his fingers and all this would happed in a blink of an eye.

or maybe hes just a sadist and wants to drag it out.

sounds entirely plausable tho,

im off to go find some holy water  :trolldance:

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: nice1]
    #14483351 - 05/20/11 08:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the best business spawned from the rapture is the athiest dog sitting service.. wish I would have thought of it first!

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

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Invisibledr_gonz
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. [Re: spazmodog]
    #14483378 - 05/20/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: FlusH]
    #14483386 - 05/20/11 08:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hmmm... dunno

i would say around 894 billion

pretty sure thats somwhere in the bible

:paradis:

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: spazmodog]
    #14483388 - 05/20/11 08:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its a bloody long book...


great for rolling as well

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14483390 - 05/20/11 08:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

remember to carry a large sack. People are gonna be raptured right outta their clothes (I guess they get traded for heavenly vestments). That means wallets, jewelry and watches are left behind too. Time for the left-behind types to profit handsomely.

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: antiPock]
    #14483404 - 05/20/11 08:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is tomorrow people! I am so excited for heaven. I prayed again today just to be sure.

:squid:

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: antiPock]
    #14483405 - 05/20/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i'd recommend reading the Left Behind series to get a good perspective on what a tribulation world might look like.



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"We are all intoxicated. We were born into an insane asylum, a world crazy-making. We believe what we see and hear. The real myth is the myth of sanity, of rationality: it's a disease that is eating away at the earth. All the poisons flow from our denial. We deny madness, we forget our crimes, we dismember the corpse, we imprison our children. We need poison to poison the poison, to remember the sacred nature of intoxication, the green body of the young god." ~ Dale Pendell

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14483407 - 05/20/11 09:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yay for god!!

he's so just

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: spazmodog]
    #14483434 - 05/20/11 09:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Does anybody actually fear this supposed rapture?

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    #14483458 - 05/20/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14483460 - 05/20/11 09:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nothing, beyond continuing along on teh journey of teh spirit :levitate:

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Bstsneverr] * 1
    #14483482 - 05/20/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The rapture..... is never going to happen.
When has jesus ever rescued his followers from anything?
Nope... they have to suffer along with the rest of this miserable lot.
I would be happy if the rapture did happen, because then I could loot a shit load of stuff from my parents christian friends.


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Re: The Rapture. [Re: MeowMix96]
    #14483593 - 05/20/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MeowMix96 said:
The rapture..... is never going to happen.
When has jesus ever rescued his followers from anything?
Nope... they have to suffer along with the rest of this miserable lot.
I would be happy if the rapture did happen, because then I could loot a shit load of stuff from my parents christian friends.





What makes you think you will get a whole empty earth for yourself after they leave?? :rolleyes:


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Re: The Rapture. [Re: desant]
    #14483625 - 05/20/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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desant said:

What makes you think you will get a whole empty earth for yourself after they leave?? :rolleyes:


:rolleyes:
Well it's not going to be completely empty obviously and I never said that it would be.
If i believed in it I would be counting on mass hysteria setting in...
then my parents have the address's of all their christian friends and I'm assuming that my parents would be gone too, so then I could go steal shit and no one would notice with the ensuing chaos.
Yeah.... I would get away with it to.
However the rapture isn't going to happen, so it doesn't matter.


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Re: The Rapture. [Re: dshow]
    #14484257 - 05/20/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dshow said:
Im glad someone already mentioned it. Rapture does not mean the end of the world. For those who assumed that, Maybe you should read up more about what you hate. I see the same thing daily. People who just accept religion and thats that with no explanations. And the people who accept science and non-religion because they "know". Both are in the same. Just opposites, and alot of peolple are like that.



:thumbup:


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The lord is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.

Those who know your name will trust in you, for you, lord, have not forsaken those who seek you.

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: thoughts]
    #14484268 - 05/20/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Eshu said:
Quote:

CarnivalBarker said:
Personally I will be extraordinarily disappointed if the world ends on the 21st. I've been anticipating the whole 2012 bit way longer than I've been anticipating the 21st. This whole thing just came out of nowhere.

Maybe the rapture will start on the 21st and end in 2012?
:tinfoil:





I'll repeat myself.
It starts on the 21st of May, and ends in October 2011.

BUT IT'S A HOAX.





Quote:

iwasaClown said:
You's a hoax.




No actually he is simply reiterating that people are calling it a hoax.
  But only the good lord knows when it will come. Whenever it may be, i am at peace.


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The lord is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.

Those who know your name will trust in you, for you, lord, have not forsaken those who seek you.

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Bstsneverr]
    #14484270 - 05/20/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Im looting the nearest catholic church for money and gold.

Ive got to get me one of those gold pimp cups with rubies in em brah .


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: The Rapture. [Re: trekie]
    #14484272 - 05/20/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Im looting the nearest catholic church for money and gold.

Ive got to get me one of those gold pimp cups with rubies in em brah .



:facepalm:


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*** Psalm 9:9-10 ***

The lord is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.

Those who know your name will trust in you, for you, lord, have not forsaken those who seek you.

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Re: The Rapture. [Re: Bstsneverr]
    #14484290 - 05/20/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

IM Satan's boy and once all you Christan fundamentalist fucktards are gone then the real fun will begin  :evil2:.


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