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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14482370 - 05/20/11 01:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

cheap tattoos, highlights, being dumb and needy and bitching too much.

im down for fake nails though, them bad girls feel good on my balls and back.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Anonymous #6

Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14482400 - 05/20/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

real nails > fake nails

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Invisibles0nny
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14482430 - 05/20/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the canine nose knows best


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Anonymous #6

Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14482440 - 05/20/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That's fucked up and gross, I would discontinue associating with a guy if he told me that his dog needs to sniff my vagina.

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Invisibles0nny
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14482472 - 05/20/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:shrug:

g's up hoe's down.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
    #14483911 - 05/20/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The dog's gonna sniff your vagina anyway. :shrug: I doubt he'd need to or would even try to ask first.

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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14484100 - 05/20/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
That's fucked up and gross, I would discontinue associating with a guy if he told me that his dog needs to sniff my vagina.



:lol: Its a joke, not like a bestiality reference or something. 

Quote:

Anonymous said:
The dog's gonna sniff your vagina anyway. :shrug: I doubt he'd need to or would even try to ask first.



my dog is pretty polite, he just might be like," excuse me mam..."

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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14484175 - 05/20/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14484656 - 05/20/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Mascara. What the... why, just... why? Do you want to look like a whore or what?

Why the hell are eyelashes supposed to be sexy? Did some caveman have fetish for them, and it just sorta permeated the culture or what?

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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14484663 - 05/20/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14484800 - 05/20/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

clown makeup
girly girls who are "above" doing things because they will get dirty or sweat or break a nail
eyes that look in different directions
small nipples
dumb, cliched tattoos
an annoying and overused laugh- it's nice to make me feel funny, but it really wasn't that funny
dressing in "ghetto" designer labels

there's probably more.

i like to fix my junk in public and hock loogies.
how else am i supposed to make my penis comfy and get the phlegm out of my throat?


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InvisibleSillyMe
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz] * 1
    #14484970 - 05/20/11 03:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
I dislike passive aggressive behavior in females :wink:




I'd have to agree with this - except for me it would be in males since we're talking opposite sex here. Also defensiveness, inability to communicate, being sexually manipulative, and hairy backs. Oh yeah, and nose hair that looks like spider legs hanging out of the nostrils.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: SillyMe]
    #14485051 - 05/20/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was hitting on this girl the other day, and thought everything was going great. Then she started talking about guidos and how she thought they were hot. I got up and left seconds later.

Too skinny.
Dressing like a whore.
Extremely tan/orange with fake blonde hair.
Large/oddly colored areolas
Shitty tattoos

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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14485067 - 05/20/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #7

Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz] * 1
    #14485249 - 05/20/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

flakeyness.  I hate flakey girls...

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InvisibleI R Crankey
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14485686 - 05/20/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

scars on their arms. i dont care bout burns or some sorta accident, but when a girl cuts herself constantly because she wants attention... well it's a good sign to stay the fuck away. it's an easy way for any girl to ruin a perfectly good looking body.

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14485789 - 05/20/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

1. stinky pussy

2. stuck up bitches

3. muffin tops. (ugh)

4. Black girls (ghetto ones)

5. Dick Jumpers (to many dicks been in that bat cave)

6. any boobs bigger then a dd

7. nasty ass holes (i don't like getting brown nosed in a 69 bish)

8. whiny chicks

9. Chicks with ugly teeth

10. Super Christian girls.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Fortunando]
    #14485858 - 05/20/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Guys who are terrible at grammar and spelling
Skinny guys
Bad breath
Men who are too indecisive
Men who are impolite

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dr_gonz said:
Unkempt feet make me sick :crankey:



:werd:

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Anonymous #2

Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #14485889 - 05/20/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)




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InvisibleI R Crankey
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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14485914 - 05/20/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i dont understand the first pic:confused:

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