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Stoned Yoga
    #14481410 - 05/19/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Why hasn't anyone produced a stoned yoga video? I'm really high right now, and I'd like to listen to some good music while I stretch and look at pretty girls. Someone should jump on that idea.




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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481424 - 05/19/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I LIKE TO DO YOGA STONED

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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14481444 - 05/19/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

All yoga videos are stoned yoga videos if you watch them when you're stoned. Great way to watch them.

Zumba stoned is fun too. The black light zumba is hands down the best way to work out stoned.


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14481459 - 05/19/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

damn that chick is flexible


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14481469 - 05/19/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I thought this was an SNL skit at first.



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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481475 - 05/19/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I do stoned yoga almost nightly :smile:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481476 - 05/19/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the 2nd chick in that vid has a bangin body....:drooling:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Anthony917]
    #14481490 - 05/19/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Someone send me a link to a video you like. Ima edit in my own soundtrack. I used to have a really good ashtanga one I got from thepiratebay, but I don't remember what it was called.


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Anthony917]
    #14481514 - 05/19/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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the 2nd chick in that vid has a bangin body....:drooling:




She's a nigger :crankey:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Linux]
    #14481526 - 05/19/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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the 2nd chick in that vid has a bangin body....:drooling:




She's a nigger :crankey:




:lolwut:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Anthony917]
    #14481595 - 05/19/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Linux]
    #14481605 - 05/19/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That's not yoga :crankey:


Moar like yoge bear :oldman2:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481610 - 05/19/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

See I thought this thread was gonna be about flying to the middle east, getting wrapped in a white sheet, buried up to my waist in dirt, and having moderately sized rocks being pelted at my head while i attempted yoga.  Total let down.  :picard:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Linux]
    #14481612 - 05/19/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

maybe you missed the part where that super bomb brazilian lookin chick switches to the black chick...


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Anthony917]
    #14481615 - 05/19/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481670 - 05/19/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Why hasn't anyone produced a stoned yoga video?


They're all baked, that's why. :dazedandconfused:


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Poid]
    #14481691 - 05/19/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Nonsense, I don't buy the myth that pot makes you lazy. I get high only to start cleaning my house, and planning out what I'm going to be doing for the next few weeks to work towards meeting goals.


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481697 - 05/19/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Oh baby when i stretch yoga I strech deep and hard, people who see it are amazed, I actually mostly dominate in my yoga class, I have heard that from many people.


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481702 - 05/19/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Nonsense, I don't buy the myth that pot makes you lazy.


It's no myth, weed generally potentiates laziness..I have observed this in myself, and others.


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I get high only to start cleaning my house, and planning out what I'm going to be doing for the next few weeks to work towards meeting goals.


Maybe it doesn't make you lazy, but this doesn't mean that pot making people lazy is a myth.


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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14481704 - 05/19/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah when I wasn't such a lazy piece of shit, I used to smoke a bowl before the gym and go run and lift.  Since it raises your heart rate it seemed to help me ease into the lifting and running a lot faster than a warmup did...  Maybe it was just me, but weed makes for an excellent workout session.


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