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blewmeanie




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Stoned Yoga
#14481410 - 05/19/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why hasn't anyone produced a stoned yoga video? I'm really high right now, and I'd like to listen to some good music while I stretch and look at pretty girls. Someone should jump on that idea.
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Solomon Ash
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I LIKE TO DO YOGA STONED
sorry for the caps I just felt like writing in caps
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OmnerMG
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All yoga videos are stoned yoga videos if you watch them when you're stoned. Great way to watch them.
Zumba stoned is fun too. The black light zumba is hands down the best way to work out stoned.
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Anthony917
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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: OmnerMG]
#14481459 - 05/19/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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damn that chick is flexible
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blewmeanie




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I thought this was an SNL skit at first.
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Psy Baba
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I do stoned yoga almost nightly
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Anthony917
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the 2nd chick in that vid has a bangin body....
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blewmeanie




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Someone send me a link to a video you like. Ima edit in my own soundtrack. I used to have a really good ashtanga one I got from thepiratebay, but I don't remember what it was called.
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Linux
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Quote:
Anthony917 said: the 2nd chick in that vid has a bangin body....
She's a nigger
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Anthony917
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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Linux]
#14481526 - 05/19/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Linux said:
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Anthony917 said: the 2nd chick in that vid has a bangin body....
She's a nigger 
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Linux
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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Linux]
#14481605 - 05/19/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's not yoga 
Moar like yoge bear
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Newbie
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See I thought this thread was gonna be about flying to the middle east, getting wrapped in a white sheet, buried up to my waist in dirt, and having moderately sized rocks being pelted at my head while i attempted yoga. Total let down.
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Anthony917
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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Linux]
#14481612 - 05/19/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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maybe you missed the part where that super bomb brazilian lookin chick switches to the black chick...
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Poid
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Quote:
blewmeanie said: Why hasn't anyone produced a stoned yoga video?
They're all baked, that's why.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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blewmeanie




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Re: Stoned Yoga [Re: Poid]
#14481691 - 05/19/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nonsense, I don't buy the myth that pot makes you lazy. I get high only to start cleaning my house, and planning out what I'm going to be doing for the next few weeks to work towards meeting goals.
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Solomon Ash
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Oh baby when i stretch yoga I strech deep and hard, people who see it are amazed, I actually mostly dominate in my yoga class, I have heard that from many people.
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Poid
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Quote:
blewmeanie said: Nonsense, I don't buy the myth that pot makes you lazy.
It's no myth, weed generally potentiates laziness..I have observed this in myself, and others.
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blewmeanie said: I get high only to start cleaning my house, and planning out what I'm going to be doing for the next few weeks to work towards meeting goals.
Maybe it doesn't make you lazy, but this doesn't mean that pot making people lazy is a myth.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Yeah when I wasn't such a lazy piece of shit, I used to smoke a bowl before the gym and go run and lift. Since it raises your heart rate it seemed to help me ease into the lifting and running a lot faster than a warmup did... Maybe it was just me, but weed makes for an excellent workout session.
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