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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nice1] 5
#14482910 - 05/20/11 05:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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They don't give a fuck about logic in America.
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This is why I don't go out at all anymore.
Terrible news man and you have my sympathy, as little use as that is..
This world is just so messed up and the people in power that could change it easily don't give a flying sh*t.
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nismo2491]
#14482979 - 05/20/11 06:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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FRESH OUTTA COMPTON
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nismo2491]
#14483254 - 05/20/11 07:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nismo2491 said: so I got arrested on 4/25. I was at a bar with my gf and a few of her friends. as we're leaving, I don't know how it happened, but I see some chick up in my girls face. my girl is petite, this chick is closer to my size, woulda kicked my girls ass. so yeah, i jump between them. my back is to my girl and I'm kinda using my body mass to push my girl back and also telling the girl to get the fuck away from us. well big bitch apparently decides she now has it out for me and starts punching my face and clawing me. I have three 4" fingernail scratches 1/2 inch from my eye now. well I kinda shove/push the girl away, she falls, and right as that happens a cop comes around the corner. I then grabbed my girl and went to the car. my girl was being obnoxiously drunk so I'm kinda shouting at her, and our other obnoxiously drunk female friend to get in the car. the cop comes over and starts yelling at me to get control of the situation, I tell him I'm trying and to get out of my face so that I can get control of the girls and get out of there (we had a DD that I could see walking towards the car at this point). well next thing I know the cop is arresting me and the police report basically makes it sound like I assaulted old girl and was yelling and shouting by the car. it leaves out the fact that this bitch was hitting me and that I was shouting at the girls I was with to get in the car. well they violate my probation right there on the spot and I wind up sitting in jail until today. My original judge was on vacation and the visitting judge gave me NO BOND (WTF?!?!, on a VOP and a drunk and disorderly? seriously?! I've NEVER had a failure to appear, and I saw dudes that had violent crimes getting bond, WTF!!) My judge got back a few days ago and my lawyer got me in front of him for a bail review. he let me out on my own recognizance. My attorney thinks I can beat this charge. you can clearly see the scratches on my face in my mug shots and my girl took some pictures a couple days later when she was visitting me. Unfortunately, the VOP may not be quite as easy to beat, but lawyer lady thinks that she can get me off with time served so... anyways, I know I haven't been too active on here lately, but I wanted to fulfill my shroomery responsibility and let everybody know.    THIS IS NOT A PLEA FOR HELP PAYING FOR MY LEGAL DEFENSE!!! I am lucky. I have a criminal defense lawyer / sister combination and she is VERY good at her job (re: NYU School of Law).
The American justice system hard at work
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Thats why I don't go to bars; to many drunk people that are out to start fights instead of just having a good time. Sounds like you're in good hands though op.
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nismo2491
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nice1]
#14483746 - 05/20/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: i think he got put in jail for a parole violation, and when he saw the judge in the morning they denied him bail, if i'm understanding things correctly.
exactly. though not parole, thats more for felony charges. I'm just on probation from a stupid misdemeanor.
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Shroomism said: In America you're assumed guilty until proven innocent in a court of law 
even worse, I'm in brevard county florida. I'm from MD originally and up there the cops arrest you if you give them a reason too. down here, the cops assume they have a reason to arrest everybody, they just gotta figure out what it is.Quote:
nice1 said:\Generally the police encourage common assault disputes like that not to go to court. One or both parties would have to want and push to prosecute for it to go to court and in most cases the parties don't bother because its just gonna cost them a load of money for fuck all to happen. Even if the girl did win the case (which she wouldn't if ops story is accurate and there were witnesses) all he would get is a fine not jail.
there are no assault charges or anything, just drunk and disorderly. worst case, I'll maybe get 3 days in jail, possibly including time served. but I have a feeling I can beat this charge.
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nismo2491]
#14483777 - 05/20/11 10:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude Brevard county? Don't get me started about that shithole. Don't have to tell me. I'm originally from NoVA, only time I've ever been in jail was in, well... Marion County. But yeah brevard county can suck it too. At least there you have a beach. Marion all they have is fucking cow fields
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: Shroomism]
#14483818 - 05/20/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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NoVA ain't too much beter either. Fairfax is probably one of the only places I've been to that I'd say is more of a police state (county...) than Brevard. In fact, I remember a few years ago fairfax was the #1 place for non-violent misdemeanor and traffic violations per cappa, by a considerable amount. its a known fact not to speed on surface streets in fairfax. F fairfax, and F brevard.
but yeah, at least we got a beach here
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nismo2491]
#14483836 - 05/20/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's pretty bad yeah, but it's not Florida bad. I was born in Fairfax. I lived there 22 years and never really got "fucked with" by cops. The most I got was a speeding ticket. And I used to break the law a lot. I was in Florida for 2 days and got locked in jail for 6 months for a gram of pot on an illegal search. I didn't have the lawyer sister though so I got raped hard by the Florida system. Shit I'm still suffering the financial consequences of that like 8 years later. But yeah why do you think I live in Socal now
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: Shroomism]
#14483841 - 05/20/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP did they rape you?
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: Shroomism]
#14483900 - 05/20/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anthony917 said: OP did they rape you?
seriously? you really just asked that? wow....
I mean, you can't rape the willing. haha syke, just fuckin with ya man.     
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Shroomism said: It's pretty bad yeah, but it's not Florida bad. I was born in Fairfax. I lived there 22 years and never really got "fucked with" by cops. The most I got was a speeding ticket. And I used to break the law a lot. I was in Florida for 2 days and got locked in jail for 6 months for a gram of pot on an illegal search. I didn't have the lawyer sister though so I got raped hard by the Florida system. Shit I'm still suffering the financial consequences of that like 8 years later. But yeah why do you think I live in Socal now 
yeah, FL system fucks. even with the lawyer/sister I've still been fucked pretty hard by the system down here. but she's definitely kept me from being one of the horror stories, I know guys who have been tied up in the system for 6-7 years, stemming from an initial nonviolent misdemeanor. I mean, seriously? why do we need a system like that, they just try to turn everybody thats not a snowbird into a criminal. but yeah, I feel yeah on getting the F outta florida. I'm heading to Boulder, CO soon as my lease and some other business here is done.
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nismo2491] 2
#14483913 - 05/20/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Go to Florida on Vacation, Leave on Probation, Come back on Violation At least that's how the saying goes in Marion
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: Shroomism]
#14483946 - 05/20/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pretty much, but thats the first time I've heard the come back on violation part haha
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: nismo2491]
#14484369 - 05/20/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nismo2491 said: NoVA ain't too much beter either. Fairfax is probably one of the only places I've been to that I'd say is more of a police state (county...) than Brevard. In fact, I remember a few years ago fairfax was the #1 place for non-violent misdemeanor and traffic violations per cappa, by a considerable amount. its a known fact not to speed on surface streets in fairfax. F fairfax, and F brevard.
but yeah, at least we got a beach here 
Yeah.. That's right where I am. Born in Fairfax. 3 stints in Jail so far. 2 in Manassas 1 in Fairfax. NoVA is insane. I knew this dude, who stole a kids laptop, the police pick him up, he says I have it. They kick in my door, search my place, find nothing but bud and still charge me with Grand Larceny. My record is fucked up, can't really get a job, plus I have a son and I'm only 23. FUCK VIRGINIA COPS. They are the exact definition of a 'Pig'. /end rant
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Re: just got outta jail yo [Re: Shroomism]
#14484429 - 05/20/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Go to Florida on Vacation, Leave on Probation, Come back on Violation At least that's how the saying goes in Marion
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