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OfflineAnthony917
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Help! i can't smoke :'(
    #14480067 - 05/19/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i had shoulder surgery this morning and now i can only use my left arm!!

i cant use my pipes or roll joints.... :zomgwtf:

what now?! fuck typing lefty.....what a pain in the ass


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480087 - 05/19/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If there's a will, there's a way. You can quickly learn to at least use your pipe with your left hand.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480094 - 05/19/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Smoke out of a bong :bongload:


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14480095 - 05/19/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i can hold it but i cant light it with the same hand


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480101 - 05/19/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My friend with 1 hand can smoke a pipe.. I'm sure you can figure it out


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480112 - 05/19/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



:awehigh:


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14480128 - 05/19/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

light a candle...

pack a bowl...

don't catch your hair on fire.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: collinZzZz]
    #14480132 - 05/19/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

collinZzZz said:
light a candle...

pack a bowl...

don't catch your hair on fire.



:thumbdown: candles dont burn clean.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14480141 - 05/19/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

light a piece of hempwick then


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480142 - 05/19/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hold it in your lips, if it's small enough.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14480143 - 05/19/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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stuntmanmike said:


:awehigh:




yes! ive been trying this but so far all i've been able to do is drop my pipe & lighter like 5 times :crankynoweed:


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480147 - 05/19/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Try leaning forward and holding it against your mouth with your knee than.. and lighting with your good hand.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480157 - 05/19/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

it takes practice if you cant crumble the weed up then put it in the pipe burn it till its smoking and cherried then pick up the pipe and keep it lit.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: twighead]
    #14480168 - 05/19/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

call someone over to come "smoke" with you, then have them roll all your weed up while they are there.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: twighead]
    #14480171 - 05/19/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Try leaning forward and holding it against your mouth with your knee than.. and lighting with your good hand.




ah yes... good strategy. lemme try it out


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480300 - 05/19/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Have a buddy roll em up for you like someone else said or eat the shit!

Goodluck!


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480305 - 05/19/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

1. set bowl on table
2. stuff weed in bowl with right hand
3. place small piece of tape on gass button of lighter
4. ignite and set on table upright like a candle
5. :happyweed:


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: ShakeZor]
    #14480310 - 05/19/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ShakeZor said:
Have a buddy roll em up for you like someone else said or eat the shit!

Goodluck!




tomorrow i plan on enlisting some joint rollin help, for now...ill have to keep trying and failing


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Salomon]
    #14480316 - 05/19/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

depending how long you will be without a right hand, you might wanna get a cheap pipe lighter.
the ones that stay lit.
pack bowl, light lighter, place it on table, approach lighter with sideways bowl, ???, profit.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480349 - 05/19/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Only need 1 hand to chug beer.


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14480362 - 05/19/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



problem?


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Salomon]
    #14480387 - 05/19/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:


problem?



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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14480428 - 05/19/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

maybe:wook:


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Re: Help! i can't smoke :'( [Re: Salomon]
    #14480668 - 05/19/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

success :awehigh:

usin this piece


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