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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14479821 - 05/19/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Damn man, your just supposed to get a buzz on, ease the nerves. This isn't a drag race to the finish. I mean if it was you won but at the same time lost.

3 pairs of tights :confused:

Do you kind of creep her out or something?

Better luck next time.



Its hard for me to just do a little of something i always go all the way no i dont think i creep her out she told me i gave her butterflies in her stomach


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: trekie]
    #14479824 - 05/19/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Thats why you put the GHB in the first drink



lol my friend sells ghb and everytime i see him he tells me to be his middleman but id rather just do alcohol and not risk the law although ghb is better for drunk driving because they cant test for it


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly] * 1
    #14479844 - 05/19/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Real men don't need to get bitches drunk..it should just be a bit of icing on the cake.:2cents:

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14479851 - 05/19/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well both of us dont like to be sober so what do you suggest


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479862 - 05/19/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
no i dont think i creep her out she told me i gave her butterflies in her stomach



That could be her nice way of telling you that you creeped her out. :lol:

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learningtofly said:
ghb is better for drunk driving because they cant test for it



You say that like it's almost a goal of yours


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14479863 - 05/19/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Real men don't need to get bitches drunk... only a stun gun and duct tap/quote]

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479864 - 05/19/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if she doesnt like to be sober dont you think she wouldve pounded her drink in a little quicker than 2 hours?

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Natorade]
    #14479874 - 05/19/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well she smoked a gang of weed with me but she had to drive back home maybe thats why she didnt drink alot


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479897 - 05/19/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

WOAH

Hold on just a minute


A girl who's responsible enough to retain sobriety in order to drive home safely?
If that's the case, I wouldn't just be trying to hit it and quit it.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14479901 - 05/19/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya shes definitely pro


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479906 - 05/19/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wouldn't call that being a pro. I'd call that being an adult.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479910 - 05/19/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
well both of us dont like to be sober so what do you suggest



Sounds like you need to get her nipples hard with some foreplay.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14479921 - 05/19/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, considering she specifically said that she wasn't going to sleep with you, it sounds like you were being way too aggressive.

Maybe you didn't creep her out, but you probably made her nervous.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479925 - 05/19/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Its hard for me to just do a little of something i always go all the way




I hear ya on that one....

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14480000 - 05/19/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya ill be less aggressive next time and that should do the trick. :durrhurr:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14480024 - 05/19/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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what happened was i was waiting for her and so i made the drinks and i made them preety strong like 2 shots for 1 cup but you couldn't taste the alcohol that much but anyways she was wearing this super sexy dress and tights and i was like arent you cold and shes like well im wearing three pairs of tights theres no way you are getting through these and so she was making a joke about us having sex so i replied "just wait after drink 3 ill get through it all" and she gave me this weird look i think i fucked everything up then because i think she realized that i was just trying to get her drunk to fuck her and i drank my first drink almost instantly and she was still working on her FIRST cup after TWO HOURS and i kept telling her to stop lagging and then she called me pushy and i was like well im waiting for you and she told me not to so i drank more and more and more and...well i got totally wasted and she was like dead sober and the room was spinning and im sure i was acting all dumb because she wouldnt let me really kiss her i mean we made mouth to mouth contact but she would always shy away and so ya basically nothing happened but she called me today and we talked for half an hour so i think its still good just she wants to go super super super slow...ya
:curbyourenthusiasm:




hahaha dude u fail :sexysmile:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14480031 - 05/19/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Next time she comes over, start masturbating, and when she walks in on you, be like "oops, looks like you caught me... want to help?  :borfase:"


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14480068 - 05/19/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14480088 - 05/19/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Real men don't need to get bitches drunk... only a stun gun and duct tape





hahahaha :lolsy:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480118 - 05/19/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So she was wearing three pants for the specific purpose of trying to make u not have sex with her, and then refused to drink or get drunk after u made a comment regarding getting her drunk?  :feelsbadman: No wonder u got so drunk, the sexual frustration in the room must have been large amounts.

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