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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14475679 - 05/18/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
shes 10 minutes away, i already made the drinks lol but i havent drank any yet its so tempting though :braindamage:




take it slow. idk how your tolerance is, but this night's about the chica, not the booze, right?

anyway, git 'er done.



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14475911 - 05/18/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

op did you nail it

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #14475961 - 05/18/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
I used to run around with a german chick that drank a lot of port, I was
still a minor back then but she was old enough to buy so it made things easy




But back when you were a minor, wasn't the legal drinking age like 9 years old? :hehehe:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14475968 - 05/18/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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BothHands said:
I'd recommend port though...
  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.




Wow! I gotta get some port!


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Doc_T]
    #14476007 - 05/18/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

FAIL MISSION ABORT ABORT!!!!!!!!


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14476023 - 05/18/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

She got fat, didn't she?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14476069 - 05/18/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Wut a Twist said:
i bet he doesnt get past first base



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14476080 - 05/18/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
She got fat, didn't she?



:rotfl:

I wonder... :hmm:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14476083 - 05/18/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if your gonna get drunk do it the right way and pull out a bottle of absinthe


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14476084 - 05/18/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so man, how was the evening?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14476322 - 05/19/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
She got fat, didn't she?





or hairy?

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: smurf_master]
    #14476834 - 05/19/11 03:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

or "pokey"


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14477217 - 05/19/11 07:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
FAIL MISSION ABORT ABORT!!!!!!!!




you should have started drinking before she got there



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14478499 - 05/19/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Even if she be 350 pounds should have started chuggin vodka gettin lose son and hella ride that piggy

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14479672 - 05/19/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It must of been bad enough that he's too embarrassed to come back to this thread :lol:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14479730 - 05/19/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what happened was i was waiting for her and so i made the drinks and i made them preety strong like 2 shots for 1 cup but you couldn't taste the alcohol that much but anyways she was wearing this super sexy dress and tights and i was like arent you cold and shes like well im wearing three pairs of tights theres no way you are getting through these and so she was making a joke about us having sex so i replied "just wait after drink 3 ill get through it all" and she gave me this weird look i think i fucked everything up then because i think she realized that i was just trying to get her drunk to fuck her and i drank my first drink almost instantly and she was still working on her FIRST cup after TWO HOURS and i kept telling her to stop lagging and then she called me pushy and i was like well im waiting for you and she told me not to so i drank more and more and more and...well i got totally wasted and she was like dead sober and the room was spinning and im sure i was acting all dumb because she wouldnt let me really kiss her i mean we made mouth to mouth contact but she would always shy away and so ya basically nothing happened but she called me today and we talked for half an hour so i think its still good just she wants to go super super super slow...ya
:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479752 - 05/19/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

rape comment

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479777 - 05/19/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn man, your just supposed to get a buzz on, ease the nerves. This isn't a drag race to the finish. I mean if it was you won but at the same time lost.

3 pairs of tights :confused:

Do you kind of creep her out or something?

Better luck next time.

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly] * 3
    #14479793 - 05/19/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Thats why you put the GHB in the first drink


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14479819 - 05/19/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Rabidbaboon said:
Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
She got fat, didn't she?



:rotfl:

I wonder... :hmm:



she did get fatter since we broke up yes but she is still super hot and gets hit on wherever i take her


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