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when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants?
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no seriously, i want some stanky tomatoes
or like this, only attached to each other

or just a tomato filled with trichomes.
i know there's some mad scientists here, yes i mean you
GET TO WORK ON MY INCREDIBLY IMPRACTICAL DESIRES.
DO IT, DO IT NOW!!!
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Salomon]
#14479464 - 05/19/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whats the points. It will become illegal 
As a matter of fact some german dudes have cloned the THC biosynthetic pathway in bacteria. This has reduced the price of pure THC from 50K/kg to 2K/kg
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: mellowparty]
#14479528 - 05/19/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: mellowparty]
#14479534 - 05/19/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Link me the paper!? I dont need the pdf, iv journal access.
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: mellowparty]
#14479542 - 05/19/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: Whats the points. It will become illegal 
As a matter of fact some german dudes have cloned the THC biosynthetic pathway in bacteria. This has reduced the price of pure THC from 50K/kg to 2K/kg
Shitty attitude. Those days are coming to an end soon.
Man imagine some fuckin raspberries, you eat a handful and you're blazed.
Such a huge leap for mankind right there
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14479543 - 05/19/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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now we're gettin somewhere
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14479556 - 05/19/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha I like that lady.
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: propensity]
#14480176 - 05/19/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: Whats the points. It will become illegal 
As a matter of fact some german dudes have cloned the THC biosynthetic pathway in bacteria. This has reduced the price of pure THC from 50K/kg to 2K/kg
Shitty attitude.
Shitty reality
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: mellowparty]
#14480193 - 05/19/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oakdale, CA: Scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced today that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces the psychotropic chemical THC in cannabis plants to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.
“We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence,” says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. “It’s a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now.”
Asked if the resulting plants could be used in ways similar to cannabis, Vale replied, “Well, you can’t make twine out of a tomato plant, but if someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what’s more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself.”
But is it legal? “Actually, yes,” says Vale. “Our research qualifies as GMO ‘intellectual property’, as does the process itself. Since tomatoes and other plants are not illegal, a person would be well within the law to grow them and use them as they please.”
Vale says that her company is working on a spray that will transfer the segment to many plants simply by spraying the leaves of seedlings.
“It’s a very simple process,” she says. “Anyone can do it. We plan to start selling the spray – ‘Genie Mist’ – in a matter of weeks. One bottle will sell for five dollars and be capable of treating 6,000 seedlings.”
But how do the tomatoes taste? “Scrumptious,” Vale says. “But, of course, they are best when roasted.”
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Spiderbaby]
#14480211 - 05/19/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Spiderbaby said: Link me the paper!? I dont need the pdf, iv journal access.
I read it on the russian shroomery
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: mellowparty]
#14480288 - 05/19/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dayum, i cant read Russian , got my biochem degree today though
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Spiderbaby]
#14480381 - 05/19/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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what is next for your plan in life with that degree and how are you going to party tonight
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: learningtofly]
#14480420 - 05/19/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said:
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Oakdale, CA: Scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced today that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces the psychotropic chemical THC in cannabis plants to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.
“We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence,” says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. “It’s a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now.”
Asked if the resulting plants could be used in ways similar to cannabis, Vale replied, “Well, you can’t make twine out of a tomato plant, but if someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what’s more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself.”
But is it legal? “Actually, yes,” says Vale. “Our research qualifies as GMO ‘intellectual property’, as does the process itself. Since tomatoes and other plants are not illegal, a person would be well within the law to grow them and use them as they please.”
Vale says that her company is working on a spray that will transfer the segment to many plants simply by spraying the leaves of seedlings.
“It’s a very simple process,” she says. “Anyone can do it. We plan to start selling the spray – ‘Genie Mist’ – in a matter of weeks. One bottle will sell for five dollars and be capable of treating 6,000 seedlings.”
But how do the tomatoes taste? “Scrumptious,” Vale says. “But, of course, they are best when roasted.”
you sir have won the game.
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Salomon]
#14480496 - 05/19/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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my god an oak tree
we dont have a smiley powerful enough
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Micawber]
#14481378 - 05/19/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Micawber said: my god an oak tree
we dont have a smiley powerful enough
QFT!
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Salomon]
#14481400 - 05/19/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said:
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Oakdale, CA: Scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced today that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces the psychotropic chemical THC in cannabis plants to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.
“We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence,” says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. “It’s a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now.”
Asked if the resulting plants could be used in ways similar to cannabis, Vale replied, “Well, you can’t make twine out of a tomato plant, but if someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what’s more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself.”
But is it legal? “Actually, yes,” says Vale. “Our research qualifies as GMO ‘intellectual property’, as does the process itself. Since tomatoes and other plants are not illegal, a person would be well within the law to grow them and use them as they please.”
Vale says that her company is working on a spray that will transfer the segment to many plants simply by spraying the leaves of seedlings.
“It’s a very simple process,” she says. “Anyone can do it. We plan to start selling the spray – ‘Genie Mist’ – in a matter of weeks. One bottle will sell for five dollars and be capable of treating 6,000 seedlings.”
But how do the tomatoes taste? “Scrumptious,” Vale says. “But, of course, they are best when roasted.”
you sir have won the game. 
That would be every stoners wet dream come true.
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Re: when will we isolate the THC producing gene and make hybrid plants? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14483903 - 05/20/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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any one else think burning man would be so so sweet with wood from a gene sprayed tree
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