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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Thieves! [Re: morrowasted]
    #14477455 - 05/19/11 08:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I REALLY want to rob a bank. Just for the feeling. (and the cash)

But I don't have the balls to do it :frown:

If my mom wouldn't have to know i'm in jail if I got caught, I would go for it. Don't want to disappoint...


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Re: Thieves! [Re: Patlal]
    #14477474 - 05/19/11 08:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I REALLY want to rob a bank. Just for the feeling. (and the cash)

But I don't have the balls to do it :frown:

If my mom wouldn't have to know i'm in jail if I got caught, I would go for it. Don't want to disappoint...




I'm assuming you mean rob a cashier at a bank and not the entire bank. :grin:

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Re: Thieves! [Re: s240779]
    #14477910 - 05/19/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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superhigh said:
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Patlal said:
I REALLY want to rob a bank. Just for the feeling. (and the cash)

But I don't have the balls to do it :frown:

If my mom wouldn't have to know i'm in jail if I got caught, I would go for it. Don't want to disappoint...




I'm assuming you mean rob a cashier at a bank and not the entire bank. :grin:




Nope, actually robbing the entire building, lift it off the foundation and escape with the actual bank.

Of course a cashier...

Perhaps I should start my career with something easier like stealing candy from a kid


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Re: Thieves! [Re: Patlal]
    #14477924 - 05/19/11 10:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: Thieves! [Re: nice1]
    #14477939 - 05/19/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i always thought it would be a good idea to lure police to a rural area with an automated recorded phone call of someone going on a killing spree with gunshots going off.


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Invisibleluvdemshrooms
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Re: Thieves! [Re: iamnotadream]
    #14478130 - 05/19/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Thieves, no matter who they steal from or what they steal... are among the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

It should be legal in all situations to kill a thief.


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Re: Thieves! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14478156 - 05/19/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It should be legal to have whatever atoms you want, whenever you want.


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Re: Thieves! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14478165 - 05/19/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What about babies?  We should kill them?

What about monkies?


What about countries or corporations?

Fuck it lets just nuke the planet.

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Re: Thieves! [Re: nice1]
    #14478228 - 05/19/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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nice1 said:
What about babies?  We should kill them?




Can't say as I've ever seen a baby steal. Have you?


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Thieves! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14478236 - 05/19/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
Thieves, no matter who they steal from or what they steal... are among the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

It should be legal in all situations to kill a thief.




Yes. Because homicide is the natural recourse to thievery. Them thieves can't be rehabilitated, Edith!  :archiebunker:

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What about babies?  We should kill them?




Can't say as I've ever seen a baby steal. Have you?




Um yes. Babies have no concept of ownership and grab things that don't belong to them all the time.
They'll grab anything they can get their hands on...


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Re: Thieves! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14478279 - 05/19/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The taboo against infanticide is definitely culture-bound. When you were an infant, you had absolutely no guarantee that you would see infanticide as morally wrong. Had you been born in Ancient Greece with one leg, you would almost certainly have been killed post-birth. This was considered to be a merciful act of kindness, not at all a murder. Greeks were very cultured. We owe an overwhelming amount of our culture to theirs. The explanation we see infanticide as such an atrocity is mostly bound up in the 1000 years of authoritative religious oppression we went through, during which people gained this notion that anyone who was born was, at that very moment, bound up in a contract wherein killing him would result in an eternity of fiery torment.

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Re: Thieves! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14478282 - 05/19/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If babies have no concept of ownership, they are not stealing.

What a lame attempt. Try again.


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Re: Thieves! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14478284 - 05/19/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
If babies have no concept of ownership, they are not stealing.

What a lame attempt. Try again.




You beat me to it...


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Re: Thieves! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14478300 - 05/19/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
If babies have no concept of ownership, they are not stealing.

What a lame attempt. Try again.




Not being cognizant of the crime you are committing does not make you innocent.

If I don't see a No U-Turn sign and make a U turn, I'll still get a fucking ticket.
But I didn't know a U turn was illegal! I wasn't breaking my version of the law!


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Re: Thieves! [Re: ifoundwaldo] * 1
    #14478306 - 05/19/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

luvdemshrooms said:
If babies have no concept of ownership, they are not stealing.

What a lame attempt. Try again.




Not being cognizant of the crime you are committing does not make you innocent.

If I don't see a No U-Turn sign and make a U turn, I'll still get a fucking ticket.
But I didn't know a U turn was illegal! I wasn't breaking my version of the law!




Fine, we'll kill the babies that steal then...


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Re: Thieves! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14478322 - 05/19/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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luvdemshrooms said:
If babies have no concept of ownership, they are not stealing.

What a lame attempt. Try again.




Not being cognizant of the crime you are committing does not make you innocent.

If I don't see a No U-Turn sign and make a U turn, I'll still get a fucking ticket.
But I didn't know a U turn was illegal! I wasn't breaking my version of the law!




Show me a law, or even a prosecutor, that would work in the lame-ass example you give.

Thanks for the laugh you have provided.

:rofl2:

Fucking hysterical!


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Re: Thieves! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14478344 - 05/19/11 12:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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Oweyervishice said:
Which is why I voted, "You can't 'own' anything, man"




:goodnews: I can. But that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie.



The only thing I own is my body and the power to do whatever I want with it.

And then this bullshit government things tells me that I can't do that :crankey: So they're thieves with respect to my own decisions.

So yes, fuck you greedy government :kingcrankey:

On a side note I jack small amounts of chemicals for the sake of science. Am I a monster?


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Re: Thieves! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14478365 - 05/19/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What about people supporting and benefiting from robbery?

What about deceptive theft like the world bank giving massive loans to 3rd world countries corrupt leaders that they know they cannot pay back and then they take all their resources?  Or militaries that occupy areas our corporations intend to steal resources from?

We all benefit from shit like that so we are all supporting massive theft.  You need to shoot yourself by your own logic.

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Re: Thieves! [Re: mellowparty]
    #14478367 - 05/19/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Apparently no one here watches The Simpsons.

And @luvdemshrooms: First of all, your logic is infallible, and your rhetoric is ever sharp, sir.

The parents would get in trouble for the child taking the item because of the laws in this society.

If my 1 year old steals something really valuable- let's say he gets his hands on a cell phone from the AT&T store- and he gets caught- it's going to be my fault, and they have every right to file charges against me.

It's still stealing, and the 1 year old was the perpetrator.

I didn't even make this stupid baby argument! I'm out.


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Re: Thieves! [Re: nice1]
    #14478374 - 05/19/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:fonz: I like your logic, sir


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