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Offlineorison
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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: dshow]
    #14476482 - 05/19/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

how comes nobody uses OPossum . With an O..  :shrug: I was just wondering..


Ops missed an O.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14476485 - 05/19/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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stranger_danger said:
Opossums are pussies... dont be scared of a mini-marsupial .... club that disease ridden stink-rat out of your misery.




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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14476486 - 05/19/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Leave the fucker alone. Opossums are awesome. Buy extra cat food, and let it come in and eat like the fucking boss he/she is.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14476488 - 05/19/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I needs new glasses. Or a different tryptamine.. :omgawesome:


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: orison]
    #14476489 - 05/19/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I love possums. :biggrin:


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14476501 - 05/19/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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stranger_danger said:
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stranger_danger said:
Opossums are pussies... dont be scared of a mini-marsupial .... club that disease ridden stink-rat out of your misery.







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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: orison]
    #14476967 - 05/19/11 05:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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orison319 said:
how comes nobody uses OPossum . With an O..  :shrug: I was just wondering..


Ops missed an O.




because that would imply they're irish and we'd have to hunt them to extinction then


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14476995 - 05/19/11 05:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't hurt the animal.

This might help:

"Natural deterrents, which play upon the possum's acute sense of smell, are often employed to discourage them. These include cloves of garlic, camphor  or naphthalene."

from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: pouihi]
    #14477149 - 05/19/11 06:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dynomite said:

you can pick them up by the tail and they usually just spread their arms and legs out and chill, i don't know why when they could easily curl up and bite you but it works




For real? I think you just want someone to try this and get fucked up by a possum. :trolldance:


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14477174 - 05/19/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

1. Set your microwave oven on the floor, with door open.
2. Put some cat food in microwave oven.
3. Allow possum to enter.
4. Slam door, cook for 2 mins on high or until crispy, which ever comes first.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #14477182 - 05/19/11 06:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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E-in Liondragon said:
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dynomite said:

you can pick them up by the tail and they usually just spread their arms and legs out and chill, i don't know why when they could easily curl up and bite you but it works




For real? I think you just want someone to try this and get fucked up by a possum. :trolldance:





have you never heard the term 'playing possum'?
they play dead in the face of danger most times


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14478414 - 05/19/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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orison319 said:
how comes nobody uses OPossum . With an O..  :shrug: I was just wondering..


Ops missed an O.




because that would imply they're irish and we'd have to hunt them to extinction then




youll have to come drag me out of the woods first!


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14478516 - 05/19/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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JT said:
i know. the baseball bad idea probably won't work. this thing is mean as hell, i'm worried it's gonna kill my cat too.

maybe a cage...but even if i got one, what would i do with it after i caught it?





My old boss used to just throw the cage into his pond.

You could always just relocate it or call animal control and tell them you have a present. Some places look down upon relocating so that might actually be illegal in some cases.


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