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OfflineEquipto


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14475268 - 05/18/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
it's very unlikely that you'll ever encounter a rabid possum, not because
rabies is rare but because possums have too low a body temperature for the
virus to incubate





:billymaythumbup:

That fact + tiger hands + baseball bat = womp that fucker!


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14475274 - 05/18/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
my grandma use to beat them with a shovel and then put them in a bucket of water with rocks on them, holding them under the water to ensure their death.



God I wish I had a Grammy like that.


Thorough.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14475278 - 05/18/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck pics we're gonna need a video


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14475279 - 05/18/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if you get it in a cage, just hook the cage up to your car battery with jumper cages and gun the engine.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14475281 - 05/18/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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JT said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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Deity208 said:
Get a trap.
Dont get rabies.
Win.





it's very unlikely that you'll ever encounter a rabid possum, not because
rabies is rare but because possums have too low a body temperature for the
virus to incubate




that's actually really good to know, thanks





you'll probably get something far worse than rabies anyway so it all works out in the end


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14475287 - 05/18/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
if you get it in a cage, just hook the cage up to your car battery with jumper cages and gun the engine.




:superiority: :lolsy:


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14475295 - 05/18/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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unam sanctum said:
Fuck pics we're gonna need a video



If OP doesn't deliver it's everyone's job who posted in this thread to release atleast a dozen possums in OPs home.

This better be on YouTube by tomorrow night :kingcranky:


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14475297 - 05/18/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Soooo.. rabies is out of the question.
You know what to do:



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Also he got a race car.
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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14475853 - 05/18/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Deity208 said:
Get a trap.
Dont get rabies.
Win.





it's very unlikely that you'll ever encounter a rabid possum, not because
rabies is rare but because possums have too low a body temperature for the
virus to incubate




Glad someone else said this, possums don't get rabies. That said, a good wack to the back of the head with a bat should do the trick. I always used to get attacked by possums when I was tripping and I found out that a brick to the head is good enough to kill them.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Gumby]
    #14475895 - 05/18/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha, that sounds like a crazy story.

i just heard screeching and though i might be in luck, but this is what i found. agh. and at fucking midnight.


i've got the camera ready in case the possum comes though...


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14475926 - 05/18/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I can't wait to see your battle wounds.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14476035 - 05/18/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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unam sanctum said:
Fuck pics we're gonna need a video




What this guy said!


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14476291 - 05/19/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:aweman:don't kill it, catch it

last year my friend had a problem with possums eating his cat's food so we trapped like 7 or 8 over a couple months and released them

he started to catch them by hand towards the end

you can pick them up by the tail and they usually just spread their arms and legs out and chill, i don't know why when they could easily curl up and bite you but it works


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: dynomite]
    #14476339 - 05/19/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

as I recall possums' have some sorta of chemical "play dead" mechanism inside them and if you just knock them on the head then leave'em lay they might just get up after a while and go about their business.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14476344 - 05/19/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

JT said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Deity208 said:
Get a trap.
Dont get rabies.
Win.





it's very unlikely that you'll ever encounter a rabid possum, not because
rabies is rare but because possums have too low a body temperature for the
virus to incubate




that's actually really good to know, thanks





you'll probably get something far worse than rabies anyway so it all works out in the end




:lolsy:


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: dynomite]
    #14476356 - 05/19/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Take it from a Kiwi, we have literally 60 million of the bastards. :minigun:

Get a big torch, shine it in its eyes, it'll just stand there hypnotised, club its skull in with baseball bat. An axe is better. Make sure you keep clubbing it after it stops moving because they play dead.

Then take off your shirt and run down the street with it in your hand. Chicks love that shit.

And if it climbs up on you it will claw your face/eyes. If this happens just get down on the ground with your butt in the air.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: viktor]
    #14476397 - 05/19/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Bitches love possums.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: 2Cents]
    #14476445 - 05/19/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



:sad:


i'm too drunk, dont know if he came. gotta be up in 6 hours, oh well


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: JT]
    #14476467 - 05/19/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Possums are some of the nasty creatures here. They are worse then raccoons. I trapped one 3 nights ago. I set the trap which is easy. They make cage traps. Then she went out the next morning and shot it in the head :shrug:
those things will tear your ass up. Just use a .22 or drop a large rock on their head. It will see you and either attack or run. I say throw rocks to scare it from coming back.


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Re: help me kill a possum [Re: dshow]
    #14476477 - 05/19/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Opossums are pussies... dont be scared of a mini-marsupial .... club that disease ridden stink-rat out of your misery.


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