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lil_demented
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What to do with a sleeping girl?
#14473747 - 05/18/11 02:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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She's been here for about 4 or 5 days. She's an old friend from about 14 years ago. We just kinda hit it off right away.
Anyway, she's on my bed passed out and I'm trying to be quiet so she can sleep.
But for some reason I can't think about anything besides doing something fucked up to her whilst she slumbers. Help me think, nothing too fucked up, I don't want her to be tooo mad when she wakes up.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473757 - 05/18/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473763 - 05/18/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nude picture, poast now!
I am sure she wont mind.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 4runner]
#14473766 - 05/18/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 4runner]
#14473769 - 05/18/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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YEAH DUDE PUSSY SHOTS !!!
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Gotlib]
#14473773 - 05/18/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do a line of K off her breasts.
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lil_demented
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 4runner]
#14473774 - 05/18/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Nude picture, poast now!
I am sure she wont mind.
I took a clothed picture of her and the first thing she said was "You better not put my picture on the internet!"
So thats out, I want to still be able to talk to her after the prank is over.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Gotlib]
#14473777 - 05/18/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Swastika on the forehead with sharpie is always a classic! Bonus points if you can get her to leave the house without looking in the mirror.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473782 - 05/18/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol you're just going to ether her face and rape her aren't you?
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473785 - 05/18/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Make lunch.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473787 - 05/18/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was thinking about putting saran wrap across the middle of the room, like and invisible wall splitting the room. She's run into it and fall down, then I'd bust in the room laughing. Hopefully the saran wrap trips her up enough for me to get away till she's no longer angry.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: LoveYourLife]
#14473788 - 05/18/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Set a loud alarm to go off, and place it right by the bed.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473790 - 05/18/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ok your F_d up.. nuff said
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lil_demented
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 5-HT2A]
#14473797 - 05/18/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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5-HT2A said: lol you're just going to ether her face and rape her aren't you? 
Ultimate prank!! Her "Why are you grinning? What did you do!?" Me "HAHA You just got rapped! Prank war bitch!! I'm the master!"
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14473807 - 05/18/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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take a shit in the middle of the room
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14473811 - 05/18/11 03:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: Set a loud alarm to go off, and place it right by the bed.
Take fire alarm of wall ceiling. Place next to head. Test fire alarm. RUN!
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 4runner]
#14473832 - 05/18/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have you pur ice in the ass and pussy yet, cause if you haven't you should.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Idiot]
#14473834 - 05/18/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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She isn't OD'ing
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 4runner]
#14473846 - 05/18/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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take your penis out and flop it on her face. then just leave it there, motionless until she wakes up.
or yawns
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Idiot]
#14473862 - 05/18/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My buddy did the saran wrap thing to me on the outside of a door that was shut, it was funny but i felt like a dumbass.
How about draw a little mustache on her face.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Salomon]
#14473870 - 05/18/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Salomon said: or yawns
Only fun until they stop. You ever try and pry the mouth open of someone sleeping? It can be like a steel trap. Or so I heard.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: 4runner]
#14473911 - 05/18/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: She isn't OD'ing
yet
give her drugs OP
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Set]
#14473917 - 05/18/11 03:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Set]
#14473920 - 05/18/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Set said:
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anunnakian said: She isn't OD'ing
yet
give her drugs OP
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: LoveYourLife]
#14473956 - 05/18/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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LoveYourLife said: Swastika on the forehead with sharpie is always a classic! Bonus points if you can get her to leave the house without looking in the mirror.
Though trite this is by far the best suggestion here.
However; chances of a girl leaving the house before looking at a mirror are near zero pal.
Get a bowl and fill it with Karo/ pancakesyrup and then dip her hands in it. When she wakes up she'll go to smooth/wipe her face and get pwned.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Humility]
#14473975 - 05/18/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pour hot sauce into her mouth... see how long it takes for the heat to wake her up.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Humility]
#14473979 - 05/18/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tie her hands shut...somehow.
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Or on her finger tips. Nothing like a good eye rub first thing in the morning/wake up.
Second thought... no that's mean.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Humility]
#14473986 - 05/18/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn, she's still sleeping. I need to do something to wake her up so we can go out and make some money. I'm all out of dr00gz.
I'm diggin the smoke detector idea because it's simple, annoying, and won't cause any lasting damage besides being awake.
Maybe if I hide the smoke detector under the bed she'll have to get up to look for it. And I should be able to get out of the room before she wakes up to the noise.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Idiot]
#14473993 - 05/18/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Idiot said: Tie her hands shut...somehow.
super glue her fingers together you say?
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Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Pour hot sauce into her mouth... see how long it takes for the heat to wake her up.

You suck at this.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14474000 - 05/18/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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super glue on the finger tips and set off the smoke alarm.
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lil_demented
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Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Pour hot sauce into her mouth... see how long it takes for the heat to wake her up.

Her and her ex husband did this to me a while back. I was passed out drunk at her house.
So many decisions
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14474013 - 05/18/11 03:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lil_demented
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14474028 - 05/18/11 03:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Larkin, she's been at mah house for 4 days. I don't think I need to rape her. But I am always up for new experiences.
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14474046 - 05/18/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DIRTY SANCHEZ
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Tangerines]
#14474055 - 05/18/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tangerines said:
Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Pour hot sauce into her mouth... see how long it takes for the heat to wake her up.

You suck at this.
lets see you suggest something better
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: lil_demented]
#14474079 - 05/18/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: Larkin, she's been at mah house for 4 days. I don't think I need to rape her. But I am always up for new experiences.
You don't need to, but...
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Re: What to do with a sleeping girl? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14474087 - 05/18/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP... how old is this girl exactly.
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