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Re: fighting [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14472352 - 05/18/11 09:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

naysayers all of you. open yo mind, don't knock it til you try it.


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472370 - 05/18/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Heffy said:
Haganah fucking sucks.

Israeli martial arts?
Yeah that's a real thing.
:rolleyes:





dide... you sodomize victimize them first, then you step on their toes

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Re: fighting [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14472374 - 05/18/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Krav Maga is a bullshit martial art.

Every person I've fought with who trained Krav was a half baked fighter with delusional overconfidence.

Haganah is a bullshit knockoff of Krav that even the Krav guys say is bullshit. See?


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472381 - 05/18/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

tell that to fedor or alexander emelianenko


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472397 - 05/18/11 10:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The fuck are you talking about.

Are you confusing Krav with Systema?

Frankly I'm quite sure that Fedor does neither, he is a black belt in Judo and a grandmaster in Sambo.


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Re: fighting [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14472413 - 05/18/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Heffy said:
Haganah fucking sucks.

Israeli martial arts?
Yeah that's a real thing.
:rolleyes:





dide... you sodomize victimize them first, then you step on their toes




you can't even keep up the facade of not trolling anymore. laaaaaaaaame.

i've been debating going into MMA to make some money with what i know because the videos i see show knees are allowed, which i thought was unsporting.

the FIGHT system incorporates haganah, krav maga, ju jitsu, and IDF military tactics.


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472420 - 05/18/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Do it! You will lose and then take up a real martial art.


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472424 - 05/18/11 10:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

naysayer yet again. people are afraid of others success, makes them look lazy.


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472425 - 05/18/11 10:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

maybe i must be retarded then. :durrhurr:

I could have sworn that it was fedor who created krav maga, maybe i'm confused with sambo :shrug:


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Re: fighting [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14472429 - 05/18/11 10:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)


fighting, i'm lovin' it!

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Re: fighting [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14472440 - 05/18/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it's my opinion that a mix of brazillian jiu jitsu and muay thai makes a well rounded figher.


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Re: fighting [Re: Beanhead]
    #14472446 - 05/18/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

learn this system and you're less likely to end up like that unprepared guy. i'm not advocating street violence for fun.


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Re: fighting [Re: Heffy]
    #14472457 - 05/18/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No troll, posts have content.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Pretty much all forms of Krav are badly taught Jiu Jitsu and Thai Boxing.
It is usually taught by people who are not skilled enough to teach Jiu Jitsu or Thai Boxing, at a real JJ or MT school.

I can trace Thai boxing back to before the 1600's.
I can trace Jiu Jitsu back to before the 1400's.

The Israelis claim to have come out with their "uniquely Israeli" martial art in the last 60 years. Except all the techniques are right out of Thai Boxing or Jiu Jitsu.

Horseshit.


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Re: fighting [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14472462 - 05/18/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

linkamathingy said:
watching fight videos. people don't know what they're doing. here's some tips.

to win: bring in chew up spit out.

victimize by switching weapons(knees, punches, elbows, etc.) and zones(high, middle, low) to overload and shortcircuit them.

i see lots of fights where people back up and wait for the other to engage again. this is dumb. once the person is close enough to grab, grab them so you can fuck them up with 3 knees anywhere, alternating knees, and then either step on their foot and push them back to break their ankle, or schluck them out by pushing the chin one way and using their resistance to bring the head the opposite and unnatural way. use whichever you feel necessary to come out alive.

have fun being safe.




:lolsy:

You can't plan a fight out like that.

When fighting, you have to go with your basic survival instincts.


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Re: fighting [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14472468 - 05/18/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

for those of you who enjoy watching fights, imagine stepping in the ring with this guy (mute the shitty music):



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Re: fighting [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14472482 - 05/18/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would grab his long perdy hair and fuck his world up.

:brucelee:


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Re: fighting [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14472490 - 05/18/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

linkamathingy said:
i've been debating going into MMA to make some money with what i know because the videos i see show knees are allowed, which i thought was unsporting.




I and my brother's business partner were training him to go into MMA, the
partner has been featured in Karate Magazine a few times, I've mixed it up
with another fellow that teaches Combat Sambo in addition to other things,
the man lives near me, again with several articles in martial arts mags holds
several national championship titles

as mentioned I spent 8 years in the army with the 5th SFG, in middle
school I started with karate, after the army I studied kung fu and
throughout my life I've fought so what I say, I say from experience,
find yourself a teacher, not a video

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Re: fighting [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14472498 - 05/18/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

NewWavePeace said:
Quote:

linkamathingy said:
watching fight videos. people don't know what they're doing. here's some tips.

to win: bring in chew up spit out.

victimize by switching weapons(knees, punches, elbows, etc.) and zones(high, middle, low) to overload and shortcircuit them.

i see lots of fights where people back up and wait for the other to engage again. this is dumb. once the person is close enough to grab, grab them so you can fuck them up with 3 knees anywhere, alternating knees, and then either step on their foot and push them back to break their ankle, or schluck them out by pushing the chin one way and using their resistance to bring the head the opposite and unnatural way. use whichever you feel necessary to come out alive.

have fun being safe.




:lolsy:

You can't plan a fight out like that.

When fighting, you have to go with your basic survival instincts.




you must practice until your basic survival instincts are preprgrammed


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Re: fighting [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14472500 - 05/18/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

linkamathingy said:
i've been debating going into MMA to make some money with what i know because the videos i see show knees are allowed, which i thought was unsporting.




I and my brother's business partner were training him to go into MMA, the
partner has been featured in Karate Magazine a few times, I've mixed it up
with another fellow that teaches Combat Sambo in addition to other things,
the man lives near me, again with several articles in martial arts mags holds
several national championship titles

as mentioned I spent 8 years in the army with the 5th SFG, in middle
school I started with karate, after the army I studied kung fu and
throughout my life I've fought so what I say, I say from experience,
find yourself a teacher, not a video




you're just trolling to feel right. seriously. thanks for the input though


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Re: fighting [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14472501 - 05/18/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Good thread!!

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