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Invisiblelinkamathingy
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oi weird shit
    #14471382 - 05/18/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the other day i was out with my gun in the woods, i heard some rustling behind me in some trees. i turned around and shot bigfoot.

mother nature was going to be mad so i had to eat his flesh and destroy the evidence with acid in my bathtub.

disprove.


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy] * 2
    #14471387 - 05/18/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14471388 - 05/18/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

that's not how the burden of proof game works


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14471389 - 05/18/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I believe you. :thumbup:


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy] * 1
    #14471394 - 05/18/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was speaking to bigfoot today at work. You've probably mistaken someone else for him. He said he gets this alot. :shrug:


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Invisiblelinkamathingy
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Re: oi weird shit [Re: mrckb]
    #14471409 - 05/18/11 01:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. i'm not formally trained or learned in the burden of proof game.

must have been bigfoots brother you work with. they go by the family name bigfoot. bigfoot bigfoot was who i ate


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If NIST didn't even investigate whether explosives were used, how can we trust their investigation? It's a rule whenever explosions are heard.
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don't be fooled, have a revolution on your own terms.


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14471427 - 05/18/11 01:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The burden of proof game is thus:

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
:picdidnthappen:




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Invisiblelinkamathingy
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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14471432 - 05/18/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

he looked too delicious to pause for photos.

and he was.


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If NIST didn't even investigate whether explosives were used, how can we trust their investigation? It's a rule whenever explosions are heard.
Though I Laugh
EyegasmArt.com
anonymous: without name
Anonymous: a group with a name
don't be fooled, have a revolution on your own terms.


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14471439 - 05/18/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

bout time someone got the fucker:sniper:


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Micawber]
    #14471602 - 05/18/11 03:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

flying spaghetti monster defense "you can't disprove it"

definitely part of the scientific method lol


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14471606 - 05/18/11 03:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

linkamathingy said:
he looked too delicious to pause for photos.

and he was.



how long ago did you eat him??


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Invisiblelinkamathingy
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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Micawber]
    #14471619 - 05/18/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

around may day for the beltane festival. i also fed on the energies of those rallying around death that day.

oh i enjoyed it. gluttonously. binge-fully. quickly. the evidence not dissolved with acid is long gone into the sewer system.


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anonymous: without name
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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Micawber]
    #14471626 - 05/18/11 03:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

describe the texture and taste of the flesh you consumed...
i imagine it might have been quite tough.
can you suggest methods of preparing such meat?


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Invisiblelinkamathingy
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Re: oi weird shit [Re: EddyB]
    #14471731 - 05/18/11 04:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

long stewing after hammer tenderization. he was game-y, sinewy and definitely needed that stewing to unlock his potential.

he also tasted of the forest in which he lived, a smell i can't describe.


Edited by linkamathingy (05/18/11 05:14 AM)


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14473023 - 05/18/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What were his teeth like? Think he was an herbivore or carnivore?


Did he have a big dick?





Did you eat it?


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #14473040 - 05/18/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

BBQ that sausage good.

Teste sauce.

Why isn't this locked?  Why am I posting.  Ahhh I'm pissed so :fuckyou:


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #14473063 - 05/18/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

see the burden of proof lies on the one making the claim.


so since you are the one claiming Bigfoot is/was real and you killed him, then you are the one who must provide evidence supporting that claim . that's how it works, pal.


otherwise there's absolutely no reason for anybody to give any legitimacy to what you're saying.


:logic:


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Salomon]
    #14473099 - 05/18/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't be so smug :smug:

oh we don't have a smug?  :cunt:

Brit fail


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: nice1]
    #14473131 - 05/18/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:urinate:


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Re: oi weird shit [Re: Salomon]
    #14473304 - 05/18/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
see the burden of proof lies on the one making the claim.


so since you are the one claiming Bigfoot is/was real and you killed him, then you are the one who must provide evidence supporting that claim . that's how it works, pal.


otherwise there's absolutely no reason for anybody to give any legitimacy to what you're saying.


:logic:




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