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OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
    #14468868 - 05/17/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

jesus is coming be ready!


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: 28064212]
    #14468869 - 05/17/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tide goes in, tides goes out, can't explain that!

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Great idea!
Taking a psychedelic sacrament to show those loonies what spirituality is really about...  :awecid:




Unlikely to work broski, the Santo Daime church take ayahuasca and they're fucking Catholic.

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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
    #14468870 - 05/17/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Set said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Set said:
Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?



Everything about that answer is :facepalm:.



1.  God made everything

2.  Everything was on Noah's Ark

3.  Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark

makes perfect sense

Bread goes in, toast comes out.  Never a miscommunication.




Well, more specifically...

1. God made everything in 6 days. Actual days- not metaphorical stretches of time.
2. God made man, woman, and land animals (including dinosaurs) on Day 6.
3. The Earth is thousands of years old- not millions of years old.

:durrhurr:


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
    #14468897 - 05/17/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Set said:
Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?



this is so wrong :tard:

they used evolution in their argument, but denied that the univers is older than 6000 years old.

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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Eshu]
    #14468928 - 05/17/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Pscientist]
    #14468952 - 05/17/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ha, religion.



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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Devlish2]
    #14468960 - 05/17/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BTW, if you really want to test someone's faith, ask for their car keys or their house keys.
I mean... If Jesus is coming to rapture them, who needs material possessions, right?

Note: This was not my idea, but I thought it was clever.


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Devlish2]
    #14469004 - 05/17/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
ha, religion.




:lol::lol::lol:



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ifoundwaldo said:
BTW, if you really want to test someone's faith, ask for their car keys or their house keys.
I mean... If Jesus is coming to rapture them, who needs material possessions, right?

Note: This was not my idea, but I thought it was clever.




perfect test....nice way to score freebies..assuming anyone actually has that degree of blind faith:shrug:


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Pscientist]
    #14469169 - 05/17/11 06:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Pscientist said:
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Eshu said:
It's not the apocolyps, it's judgement day. Jesus is going to return, and those who aren't saved are going to be begging for death!

I hope you have all repent your sins!





are you implying you believe it, or are you being sarcastic?

I hope its sarcasm




I believe it, cause God has already saved me. :awedance:





how exactly?




I prayed. Repent my sins, show love for jesus, and the holy spirit has grabbed hold of my heart, and lifted me up to God. :smile:


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Eshu]
    #14469259 - 05/17/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Read Alan Watts :heart:


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
    #14469275 - 05/17/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Set said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

Set said:
Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?



Everything about that answer is :facepalm:.



1.  God made everything

2.  Everything was on Noah's Ark

3.  Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark

makes perfect sense

Bread goes in, toast comes out.  Never a miscommunication.





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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Eshu]
    #14469283 - 05/17/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im going to burn bibles while drinking mead and ale and praying to the pagan gods.


:trolldance: :trolldance::trolldance::trolldance:

:feelsgoodman:


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Nixon was a asshole. Just look at his biggest creation. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the DEA.

Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14469288 - 05/17/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Greenvalley said:
Quote:

Set said:
Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?



this is so wrong :tard:

they used evolution in their argument, but denied that the univers is older than 6000 years old.






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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Pscientist]
    #14469290 - 05/17/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'll be at a Shroomery gathering probably tripping my ass off.  Whether I get raptured up or destroyed in the apocalypse, it'll be a great way to go out.


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: 28064212]
    #14469296 - 05/17/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i want to post some thing witty  and humorous
but this is just fucking retarded :sofaking:


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Micawber]
    #14469308 - 05/17/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: 28064212]
    #14469312 - 05/17/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:smbfacepalm:

I would have been totally unaware of this had it not been for this thread :rofl:
I'll be doing exactly what I always would.  Doesnt it say in the bible that NO ONE will know when the second coming is going to be.:shrug:


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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Silversoul]
    #14469314 - 05/17/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'll probably take a bunch of psyches, forget who I am and then be re-born on my birthday. The next day.

:feelsgoodman:

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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: AcidStrippedMind]
    #14469325 - 05/17/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If I'm not out drinking I'll be in DMT hypserspace for the first time in a long time


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Did he dream about dragons? Did he dream about deer? Did he whisper  he names of friends who were near?
What songs did they play, and how far away? Why did he whisper, why did she scream?
What does the sound of a screen door mean?
Who talks on the hill? Who goes to the cellar, can you feel the chill? Where does the river, when will the wind?
How far are the mountains? Where do they end? Why would the church?
Did the service begin? Tell me who died, and tell me who cried.
Help me hide in the skin of a deer, my zippered-up bag in the mouth of a stag so swiftly I go through rows of does,
it flows, it flows, it flows, it flows all over the hill where the green grass grows.

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Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Blindtheeye]
    #14469350 - 05/17/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Blindtheeye said:
:smbfacepalm:

I would have been totally unaware of this had it not been for this thread :rofl:
I'll be doing exactly what I always would.  Doesnt it say in the bible that NO ONE will know when the second coming is going to be.:shrug:




Yeah I dont think man has the right to predict when these things are going to happen. Especially something of that magnitude. It says in the Bible that man will not know when in time it will happen, but when it does happen, everyone on the face of the earth, man and animal alike will know. And it will happen very quickly.


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