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This girl is coming over my house tomorrow
    #14468905 - 05/17/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

and I'm going to seduce her and she already agreed to get drunk with me, should i go champagne? beer? wine? liquor? what should i do?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468911 - 05/17/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

chloroform or wine


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468915 - 05/17/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

liquor is quickuor


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468927 - 05/17/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: SteezeMonkey]
    #14468929 - 05/17/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

liquor for sure. something simple though.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468942 - 05/17/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You should ask her what her preference is when it comes to alcohol.

Some folks don't like wine at all, same with different beers. Champagne can be mean in the morning. Find out man, why ask us when it is her taste buds that determine your happy time.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14468948 - 05/17/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.





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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14468964 - 05/17/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha, I saw that in the funnies thread the other day.  But she's already agreed to get drunk.  It's not like she said "I'll have a drink with you."

Port makes me feel like a Roman.  Though I have no idea if they even drank it.  But it's just so... hedonistic. 

I actually finished a whole bottle last night.  My stomach was not happy this morning. :lol:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14468972 - 05/17/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I used to run around with a german chick that drank a lot of port, I was
still a minor back then but she was old enough to buy so it made things easy


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14468974 - 05/17/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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liquor for sure. something simple though.




Good idea, maybe margaritas. Tequila really lets the clothes fly. But you have to watch the amount.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14468976 - 05/17/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

get beer and some vodka but don't show her a vodka, after the first beer or 2, pull a frozen mug out of the freezer and put a couple shots in it and the rest beer.  Oh and grab some of that "hot dam" liquor that has those sugar crystals in it and feed her candy from it


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14468982 - 05/17/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
liquor for sure. something simple though.




Good idea, maybe margaritas. Tequila really lets the clothes fly. But you have to watch the amount.




margaritas, pina coladas, even something simpler like screwdrivers or vodka/crans.
margaritas are a pretty safe bet if you just get a good tasting mix.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14468985 - 05/17/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.





dont teach the boy to be a grapist





oh my god rofl that was by far the bset post from you ever :congrats:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14468989 - 05/17/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
liquor for sure. something simple though.




Good idea, maybe margaritas. Tequila really lets the clothes fly. But you have to watch the amount.




margaritas, pina coladas, even something simpler like screwdrivers or vodka/crans.
margaritas are a pretty safe bet if you just get a good tasting mix.



you know I think I'm going to go with something simple like screwdrivers what do you think?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468996 - 05/17/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

pretty safe bet i'd think, but orange juice gets old fast. pick up some other kind of fruit juice or something.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14469007 - 05/17/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just get some vodka and a few mixers. It's not like you have to do anything fancy or sneak extra booze into her drinks if she already agreed to get drunk.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: pmb]
    #14469026 - 05/17/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

vodka cranberry FTW.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: pmb]
    #14469029 - 05/17/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

jager....

wine.

vodka.

or

captain and coke.. its all a shit shot unless shes a drinker.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: rackem]
    #14469054 - 05/17/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ok ok I got tit


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14469059 - 05/17/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

+ something else to mix it up when you're sick of orange-peach-mango, but that'd be fine.

i'd literally pick anything over bacardi though.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14469074 - 05/17/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ok ok I got tit





Damn that is a favorite of mine, rum with that juice :homerdrool:

Not sure if that rum is flavored or not, just stick with silver rum. Also rootbeer is good with rum. Helps with the hangover to. Not having caffeine, and it is better than coke/pepsi mixed.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14469086 - 05/17/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.





dont teach the boy to be a grapist





oh my god rofl that was by far the bset post from you ever :congrats:





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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14469200 - 05/17/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dang, i must have a faulty version of chrome, or maybe i need a new graphics card?

someone describe how hot she is based on the pictures provided, i cant see em


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: smalltownkid096]
    #14469249 - 05/17/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you could be blind


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14469802 - 05/17/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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chloroform and wine





fixed

PS. In my opinion it's all about the champagne. Nothing says sex like breaking out a bottle of the bubbly..

note: it should not be used as your first drink. a bit tipsy first and POP


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: wwonka]
    #14469860 - 05/17/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i WANNA BE LIKE PRISONER ONE DAY he seams like a fine gentlemen:billymayshead:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Light My Fire]
    #14469880 - 05/17/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Get Mikes hard lemonade for her.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14469888 - 05/17/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.




Ports good stuff, sweet and strong.  IME, girls usually like port.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14470069 - 05/17/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

your choice is good in my opinion, but i have a friend that is an all whiskey girl. So to be safe, ask her so you don't waste lots of money on booze.


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    #14470148 - 05/17/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know about you guys, but I would feel like a complete scumbag if I was sneaking more alcohol into a girls drink. :nonono:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14470230 - 05/17/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't know about you guys, but I would feel like a complete scumbag if I was sneaking more alcohol into a girls drink. :nonono:




:stoned2:
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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14470237 - 05/17/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I hear the ladies love the champagne... my cousin told me.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14470250 - 05/17/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Rabidbaboon said:
I don't know about you guys, but I would feel like a complete scumbag if I was sneaking more alcohol into a girls drink. :nonono:




:stoned2:
Well yeah... damn I didn't even really think about those comments :laugh2:




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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14470285 - 05/17/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wow I just talked to her on the phone and it was 30 minute conversation holy fuck she talks ALOT and she told me she wants to take things slow but she straight up told me she wants to make out with me :durrhurr:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14470421 - 05/17/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That's kind of a weird thing to tell someone over the telephone.
I get suspicious when girls are telling me such things.

I really prefer to just "feel it" rather than being told.
It's kind of a turn off for me.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14470464 - 05/17/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well she told me only because the other night she was kissing me but wouldnt make out with me even though we were rolling


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14470474 - 05/17/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

In that case, I don't think it really matters what kind of alcohol you buy
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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14470497 - 05/17/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

is this the broad from the totally spectacular party that you couldnt muster up the whatever u call it to nail her at the party/


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: rackem]
    #14470505 - 05/17/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

no i never got that girls number ill probably never see her again sadly


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14470581 - 05/17/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

is this your ex?

I would buy a fifth of captain morgan's spiced rum, a 2 liter of coke....and let the blackout begin


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    #14470594 - 05/17/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ya its my x from a few years ago i think she wants to get back with me but im only interested in fuck buddies i think i am going to collect her heart in a jar and feel bad about it hopefully i wont


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14470601 - 05/17/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well it sounds to me like this is going to go down in flames worse than the twin towers...

I'll be waiting for the lulz when she smacks ur cock with her mouth


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14471531 - 05/18/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The answer is WINE!

Wine is SEXY!


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    #14471623 - 05/18/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you gotta control that bitch and make her yoour wife


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    #14471723 - 05/18/11 04:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Jager bombs although its to late. :undecided:


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    #14471728 - 05/18/11 04:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lets smoke a bowl


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    #14473927 - 05/18/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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    #14474032 - 05/18/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

shes going to be here in like 30 minutes i got the drinks ready and we are going to watch "great migrations" from NGC i no she will definitely let me kiss her and she said she wanted to take it slow but im going to try for the goal and see what happens :evil2:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14474338 - 05/18/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

BITCH IS LAGGIN IT :kingcrankey:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14474349 - 05/18/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: twighead]
    #14474364 - 05/18/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14474415 - 05/18/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She's fuckin' someone else, broseph.

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: al.ly]
    #14474445 - 05/18/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

what do i care if she is as long as shes coming over now


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14474476 - 05/18/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

shes 10 minutes away, i already made the drinks lol but i havent drank any yet its so tempting though :braindamage:


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    #14474496 - 05/18/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You must feel like a little kid, the night before christmas.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14475288 - 05/18/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i bet he doesnt get past first base


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    #14475294 - 05/18/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

because a dude caught his ball?


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    #14475300 - 05/18/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Shes gonna out drink him and hes gonna end up getting robbed.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: pmb] * 1
    #14475428 - 05/18/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dont try to look cool and drink tons then pass out =p:scat:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14475644 - 05/18/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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You must feel like a little kid, the night before christmas.



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14475679 - 05/18/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shes 10 minutes away, i already made the drinks lol but i havent drank any yet its so tempting though :braindamage:




take it slow. idk how your tolerance is, but this night's about the chica, not the booze, right?

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14475911 - 05/18/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

op did you nail it


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    #14475961 - 05/18/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I used to run around with a german chick that drank a lot of port, I was
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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14475968 - 05/18/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I'd recommend port though...
  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.




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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Doc_T]
    #14476007 - 05/18/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

FAIL MISSION ABORT ABORT!!!!!!!!


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14476023 - 05/18/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She got fat, didn't she?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14476069 - 05/18/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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    #14476080 - 05/18/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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She got fat, didn't she?



:rotfl:

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: I R Crankey]
    #14476083 - 05/18/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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    #14476084 - 05/18/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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    #14476322 - 05/19/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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She got fat, didn't she?





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    #14476834 - 05/19/11 03:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

or "pokey"


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14477217 - 05/19/11 07:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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FAIL MISSION ABORT ABORT!!!!!!!!




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    #14478499 - 05/19/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Even if she be 350 pounds should have started chuggin vodka gettin lose son and hella ride that piggy


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14479672 - 05/19/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It must of been bad enough that he's too embarrassed to come back to this thread :lol:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14479730 - 05/19/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

what happened was i was waiting for her and so i made the drinks and i made them preety strong like 2 shots for 1 cup but you couldn't taste the alcohol that much but anyways she was wearing this super sexy dress and tights and i was like arent you cold and shes like well im wearing three pairs of tights theres no way you are getting through these and so she was making a joke about us having sex so i replied "just wait after drink 3 ill get through it all" and she gave me this weird look i think i fucked everything up then because i think she realized that i was just trying to get her drunk to fuck her and i drank my first drink almost instantly and she was still working on her FIRST cup after TWO HOURS and i kept telling her to stop lagging and then she called me pushy and i was like well im waiting for you and she told me not to so i drank more and more and more and...well i got totally wasted and she was like dead sober and the room was spinning and im sure i was acting all dumb because she wouldnt let me really kiss her i mean we made mouth to mouth contact but she would always shy away and so ya basically nothing happened but she called me today and we talked for half an hour so i think its still good just she wants to go super super super slow...ya
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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479752 - 05/19/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479777 - 05/19/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn man, your just supposed to get a buzz on, ease the nerves. This isn't a drag race to the finish. I mean if it was you won but at the same time lost.

3 pairs of tights :confused:

Do you kind of creep her out or something?

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    #14479793 - 05/19/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Thats why you put the GHB in the first drink


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14479819 - 05/19/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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She got fat, didn't she?



:rotfl:

I wonder... :hmm:



she did get fatter since we broke up yes but she is still super hot and gets hit on wherever i take her


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14479821 - 05/19/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Damn man, your just supposed to get a buzz on, ease the nerves. This isn't a drag race to the finish. I mean if it was you won but at the same time lost.

3 pairs of tights :confused:

Do you kind of creep her out or something?

Better luck next time.



Its hard for me to just do a little of something i always go all the way no i dont think i creep her out she told me i gave her butterflies in her stomach


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: trekie]
    #14479824 - 05/19/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Thats why you put the GHB in the first drink



lol my friend sells ghb and everytime i see him he tells me to be his middleman but id rather just do alcohol and not risk the law although ghb is better for drunk driving because they cant test for it


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly] * 1
    #14479844 - 05/19/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Real men don't need to get bitches drunk..it should just be a bit of icing on the cake.:2cents:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14479851 - 05/19/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well both of us dont like to be sober so what do you suggest


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479862 - 05/19/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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no i dont think i creep her out she told me i gave her butterflies in her stomach



That could be her nice way of telling you that you creeped her out. :lol:

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ghb is better for drunk driving because they cant test for it



You say that like it's almost a goal of yours


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479864 - 05/19/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if she doesnt like to be sober dont you think she wouldve pounded her drink in a little quicker than 2 hours?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Natorade]
    #14479874 - 05/19/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well she smoked a gang of weed with me but she had to drive back home maybe thats why she didnt drink alot


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479897 - 05/19/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

WOAH

Hold on just a minute


A girl who's responsible enough to retain sobriety in order to drive home safely?
If that's the case, I wouldn't just be trying to hit it and quit it.


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    #14479901 - 05/19/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ya shes definitely pro


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479906 - 05/19/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't call that being a pro. I'd call that being an adult.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479910 - 05/19/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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well both of us dont like to be sober so what do you suggest



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14479921 - 05/19/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, considering she specifically said that she wasn't going to sleep with you, it sounds like you were being way too aggressive.

Maybe you didn't creep her out, but you probably made her nervous.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14479925 - 05/19/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Its hard for me to just do a little of something i always go all the way




I hear ya on that one....


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14480000 - 05/19/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ya ill be less aggressive next time and that should do the trick. :durrhurr:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
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what happened was i was waiting for her and so i made the drinks and i made them preety strong like 2 shots for 1 cup but you couldn't taste the alcohol that much but anyways she was wearing this super sexy dress and tights and i was like arent you cold and shes like well im wearing three pairs of tights theres no way you are getting through these and so she was making a joke about us having sex so i replied "just wait after drink 3 ill get through it all" and she gave me this weird look i think i fucked everything up then because i think she realized that i was just trying to get her drunk to fuck her and i drank my first drink almost instantly and she was still working on her FIRST cup after TWO HOURS and i kept telling her to stop lagging and then she called me pushy and i was like well im waiting for you and she told me not to so i drank more and more and more and...well i got totally wasted and she was like dead sober and the room was spinning and im sure i was acting all dumb because she wouldnt let me really kiss her i mean we made mouth to mouth contact but she would always shy away and so ya basically nothing happened but she called me today and we talked for half an hour so i think its still good just she wants to go super super super slow...ya
:curbyourenthusiasm:




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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14480031 - 05/19/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Next time she comes over, start masturbating, and when she walks in on you, be like "oops, looks like you caught me... want to help?  :borfase:"


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14480068 - 05/19/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14480088 - 05/19/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Real men don't need to get bitches drunk... only a stun gun and duct tape





hahahaha :lolsy:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480118 - 05/19/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So she was wearing three pants for the specific purpose of trying to make u not have sex with her, and then refused to drink or get drunk after u made a comment regarding getting her drunk?  :feelsbadman: No wonder u got so drunk, the sexual frustration in the room must have been large amounts.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Salomon]
    #14480122 - 05/19/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Hey man. You're cool and everything..and don't take this the wrong way..idk if it's just me, but you seem to have some sort of fascination with rape and :pedobear:

and i'll be honest, i get a bit suspicious at times.:uhoh:
Hope i'm just trippin.:shrug:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14480263 - 05/19/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Op fuck ex girlfriends don't let her string you along with the friend card while she's riding all the dick east of the tracks. no bueno, no bueno


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: smurf_master]
    #14480269 - 05/19/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Op fuck ex girlfriends don't let her string you along with the friend card while she's riding all the dick east of the tracks. no bueno, no bueno




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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14480287 - 05/19/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:trolldance: I TROLL YOU LOOOOOOOOOL


my good sir, i have a very broad sense of humor.


i'm in it for the lulz, you see.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Anthony917]
    #14480330 - 05/19/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Op fuck ex girlfriends don't let her string you along with the friend card while she's riding all the dick east of the tracks. no bueno, no bueno






i do not think she is fucking any one else


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14480463 - 05/19/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

liquor for show beer can take to long


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Salomon]
    #14480702 - 05/19/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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:trolldance: I TROLL YOU LOOOOOOOOOL


my good sir, i have a very broad sense of humor.


i'm in it for the lulz, you see.



:murray:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14480878 - 05/19/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

take her to a nice dinner and end the night with a kiss on the cheek.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: millzy]
    #14480887 - 05/19/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, the cheek on her vagina.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: thoughts]
    #14480962 - 05/19/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

kiss her on her buttlips.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: millzy]
    #14480990 - 05/19/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

^^This is sure to calm her nerves and u can do it through 3 pairs of tights


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