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Offlinelearningtofly
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This girl is coming over my house tomorrow
    #14468905 - 05/17/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

and I'm going to seduce her and she already agreed to get drunk with me, should i go champagne? beer? wine? liquor? what should i do?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468911 - 05/17/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

chloroform or wine

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468915 - 05/17/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

liquor is quickuor

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468927 - 05/17/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: SteezeMonkey]
    #14468929 - 05/17/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

liquor for sure. something simple though.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468942 - 05/17/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should ask her what her preference is when it comes to alcohol.

Some folks don't like wine at all, same with different beers. Champagne can be mean in the morning. Find out man, why ask us when it is her taste buds that determine your happy time.

Edited by 4runner (05/17/11 05:18 PM)

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14468948 - 05/17/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.





dont teach the boy to be a grapist


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14468964 - 05/17/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha, I saw that in the funnies thread the other day.  But she's already agreed to get drunk.  It's not like she said "I'll have a drink with you."

Port makes me feel like a Roman.  Though I have no idea if they even drank it.  But it's just so... hedonistic. 

I actually finished a whole bottle last night.  My stomach was not happy this morning. :lol:

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: BothHands]
    #14468972 - 05/17/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used to run around with a german chick that drank a lot of port, I was
still a minor back then but she was old enough to buy so it made things easy

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14468974 - 05/17/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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liquor for sure. something simple though.




Good idea, maybe margaritas. Tequila really lets the clothes fly. But you have to watch the amount.

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14468976 - 05/17/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

get beer and some vodka but don't show her a vodka, after the first beer or 2, pull a frozen mug out of the freezer and put a couple shots in it and the rest beer.  Oh and grab some of that "hot dam" liquor that has those sugar crystals in it and feed her candy from it


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: 4runner]
    #14468982 - 05/17/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
liquor for sure. something simple though.




Good idea, maybe margaritas. Tequila really lets the clothes fly. But you have to watch the amount.




margaritas, pina coladas, even something simpler like screwdrivers or vodka/crans.
margaritas are a pretty safe bet if you just get a good tasting mix.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14468985 - 05/17/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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What does she like?

I'd recommend port though.  Tastes better than wine and gets you way drunker.  It's one of my favorites.

Some are 20% alcohol, but taste like you're drinking the best grape juice of your life.  Grapier than fresh grapes, grapier than wine, and grapier than grape juice.  In a really amazing way.  Doesn't tase like alcohol at all.





dont teach the boy to be a grapist





oh my god rofl that was by far the bset post from you ever :congrats:


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14468989 - 05/17/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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anunnakian said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
liquor for sure. something simple though.




Good idea, maybe margaritas. Tequila really lets the clothes fly. But you have to watch the amount.




margaritas, pina coladas, even something simpler like screwdrivers or vodka/crans.
margaritas are a pretty safe bet if you just get a good tasting mix.



you know I think I'm going to go with something simple like screwdrivers what do you think?


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14468996 - 05/17/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

pretty safe bet i'd think, but orange juice gets old fast. pick up some other kind of fruit juice or something.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14469007 - 05/17/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just get some vodka and a few mixers. It's not like you have to do anything fancy or sneak extra booze into her drinks if she already agreed to get drunk.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: pmb]
    #14469026 - 05/17/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

vodka cranberry FTW.

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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: pmb]
    #14469029 - 05/17/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

jager....

wine.

vodka.

or

captain and coke.. its all a shit shot unless shes a drinker.


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: rackem]
    #14469054 - 05/17/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok ok I got tit


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Re: This girl is coming over my house tomorrow [Re: learningtofly]
    #14469059 - 05/17/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

+ something else to mix it up when you're sick of orange-peach-mango, but that'd be fine.

i'd literally pick anything over bacardi though.


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