|
RonaldFuckingPaul
Our Dear Leader



Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 13,617
Loc: Straight Outta Compton
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
#14468868 - 05/17/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
jesus is coming be ready!
--------------------
|
Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: 28064212]
#14468869 - 05/17/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Tide goes in, tides goes out, can't explain that!
Quote:
28064212 said: Great idea! Taking a psychedelic sacrament to show those loonies what spirituality is really about... 
Unlikely to work broski, the Santo Daime church take ayahuasca and they're fucking Catholic.
|
ifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
#14468870 - 05/17/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Set said:
Quote:
ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:
Set said: Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
Everything about that answer is .
1. God made everything
2. Everything was on Noah's Ark
3. Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark
makes perfect sense
Bread goes in, toast comes out. Never a miscommunication.
Well, more specifically...
1. God made everything in 6 days. Actual days- not metaphorical stretches of time. 2. God made man, woman, and land animals (including dinosaurs) on Day 6. 3. The Earth is thousands of years old- not millions of years old.
--------------------
|
Greenvalley
PRS



Registered: 06/16/10
Posts: 2,033
Loc: Why not?
Last seen: 3 years, 3 months
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
#14468897 - 05/17/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Set said: Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
this is so wrong 
they used evolution in their argument, but denied that the univers is older than 6000 years old.
|
Pscientist
KushKaptain




Registered: 11/13/09
Posts: 2,679
Loc: Sirius X1
Last seen: 8 hours, 6 minutes
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Eshu]
#14468928 - 05/17/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
.
-------------------- Any information posted on this website from this account is hypothetical and only to be used for legal purposes.
Edited by Pscientist (01/12/24 06:28 PM)
|
Devlish2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 3,641
Loc: The Astral Realm 16,376AD
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
|
|
ha, religion.
-------------------- [ ] Space is the place
|
ifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Devlish2]
#14468960 - 05/17/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
BTW, if you really want to test someone's faith, ask for their car keys or their house keys. I mean... If Jesus is coming to rapture them, who needs material possessions, right?
Note: This was not my idea, but I thought it was clever.
--------------------
|
Boheim
Pondering Thangs



Registered: 06/12/10
Posts: 770
Loc: edge of the future
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Devlish2]
#14469004 - 05/17/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Devlish2 said: ha, religion.

  
Quote:
ifoundwaldo said: BTW, if you really want to test someone's faith, ask for their car keys or their house keys. I mean... If Jesus is coming to rapture them, who needs material possessions, right?
Note: This was not my idea, but I thought it was clever.
perfect test....nice way to score freebies..assuming anyone actually has that degree of blind faith
-------------------- Není důležité co v životě děláš, hlavně že to dělaš. You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge. -German Kahuna
|
Eshu
Sean.



Registered: 06/27/10
Posts: 2,139
Loc: USA
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
|
|
Quote:
Pscientist said:
Quote:
Eshu said:
Quote:
Pscientist said:
Quote:
Eshu said: It's not the apocolyps, it's judgement day. Jesus is going to return, and those who aren't saved are going to be begging for death!
I hope you have all repent your sins!
are you implying you believe it, or are you being sarcastic?
I hope its sarcasm
I believe it, cause God has already saved me. 
how exactly?
I prayed. Repent my sins, show love for jesus, and the holy spirit has grabbed hold of my heart, and lifted me up to God.
--------------------
  ~^*>~.Life is the hyphen between matter and spirit.~^*>~
|
28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
Posts: 12,115
Loc: Twin Peaks
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Eshu]
#14469259 - 05/17/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Read Alan Watts
--------------------
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Set]
#14469275 - 05/17/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Set said:
Quote:
ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:
Set said: Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
Everything about that answer is .
1. God made everything
2. Everything was on Noah's Ark
3. Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark
makes perfect sense
Bread goes in, toast comes out. Never a miscommunication.
|
DarkMatterOfFact
ZealtheDealforthePill



Registered: 07/29/09
Posts: 1,602
Loc: South Cali
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Eshu]
#14469283 - 05/17/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
im going to burn bibles while drinking mead and ale and praying to the pagan gods.
  
--------------------
Nixon was a asshole. Just look at his biggest creation. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the DEA. Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
|
Quote:
Greenvalley said:
Quote:
Set said: Were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
this is so wrong 
they used evolution in their argument, but denied that the univers is older than 6000 years old.
|
Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
|
|
I'll be at a Shroomery gathering probably tripping my ass off. Whether I get raptured up or destroyed in the apocalypse, it'll be a great way to go out.
--------------------
|
Micawber
...............................



Registered: 12/29/10
Posts: 2,644
Loc: southeast
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: 28064212]
#14469296 - 05/17/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
i want to post some thing witty and humorous but this is just fucking retarded :sofaking:
-------------------- (mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune
|
Devlish2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 3,641
Loc: The Astral Realm 16,376AD
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: Micawber]
#14469308 - 05/17/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|
-------------------- [ ] Space is the place
|
Blindtheeye
All Seeing Nothing


Registered: 10/03/10
Posts: 2,573
Loc: TX
|
Re: On may 21, 2011 [Re: 28064212]
#14469312 - 05/17/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
|
|

I would have been totally unaware of this had it not been for this thread  I'll be doing exactly what I always would. Doesnt it say in the bible that NO ONE will know when the second coming is going to be.
-------------------- A great truth cannot be communicated, it must be realized.
|
AcidStrippedMind
The Sunshine Fix



Registered: 02/03/11
Posts: 1,201
Loc: Appalachia
|
|
I'll probably take a bunch of psyches, forget who I am and then be re-born on my birthday. The next day.
|
SS32
Stranger
Registered: 07/27/09
Posts: 897
Loc: elsewhere
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
|
|
If I'm not out drinking I'll be in DMT hypserspace for the first time in a long time
-------------------- Did he dream about dragons? Did he dream about deer? Did he whisper he names of friends who were near? What songs did they play, and how far away? Why did he whisper, why did she scream? What does the sound of a screen door mean? Who talks on the hill? Who goes to the cellar, can you feel the chill? Where does the river, when will the wind? How far are the mountains? Where do they end? Why would the church? Did the service begin? Tell me who died, and tell me who cried. Help me hide in the skin of a deer, my zippered-up bag in the mouth of a stag so swiftly I go through rows of does, it flows, it flows, it flows, it flows all over the hill where the green grass grows.
|
masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



Registered: 10/31/10
Posts: 3,312
Loc: Electric Ladyland
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
|
|
Quote:
Blindtheeye said:

I would have been totally unaware of this had it not been for this thread  I'll be doing exactly what I always would. Doesnt it say in the bible that NO ONE will know when the second coming is going to be.
Yeah I dont think man has the right to predict when these things are going to happen. Especially something of that magnitude. It says in the Bible that man will not know when in time it will happen, but when it does happen, everyone on the face of the earth, man and animal alike will know. And it will happen very quickly.
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
|
|