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what goes on in women's bathrooms ?
    #14467745 - 05/17/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im male :penis:

i enter, undress, step into the shower, turn it on, shampoo, rinse, leave it, dry off, shave, brush, put new clothes on, leave.

this all happens in 5 to maximum 10 minutes.

EVERY girl i have been with, without an exception takes a minimum of 20+ minutes in there
usually around the 40 minute mark and water is on alllllllllll the time !!!

seriously what the hell can you do in there taking that long i seriously don't get it ...

:smirk:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
    #14467770 - 05/17/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:fappage:  :fappage: :whatwhat:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
    #14467771 - 05/17/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

According to my own personal research, women can have multiple orgasms. Perhaps this explains it.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: the_drummer]
    #14467786 - 05/17/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe that's why my wife only takes a few minutes her self in the shower. I know how to take care of her needs. :awedance:

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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: the_drummer]
    #14467789 - 05/17/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I take long in showers because i always space out and forget that im in the shower


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: the_drummer] * 5
    #14467798 - 05/17/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Women take longer to clean because they're filthier :highdog:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
    #14467804 - 05/17/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: BargainBab]
    #14467810 - 05/17/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wound care, its not easy:shrug:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: BargainBab]
    #14467826 - 05/17/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BargainBab said:
Women take longer to clean because they're filthier :highdog:




Seriously, though, I did housekeeping in this campground-lite place for two years when I was in my teens - Women's bathroom is the filthiest 9/10 times. No idea why, but I don't argue science. How they are able to spray shit on the walls in an almost sprinkler-like motion is beyond me. It happened, many times. Just remember if you don't like a place or are pissed off with your job and want to piss all over the bathroom or something to display your rage; you're really only fucking over the poor bastard who has to clean it. Company doesn't give a fuck, they pay someone to do that.

So in summary, burn down companies you hate - don't piss/shit on their bathroom.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: gzuf]
    #14467848 - 05/17/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That's not a good sign, it means that you make them have to poop. :holyshit:

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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Alienscience]
    #14467855 - 05/17/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:naughty:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
    #14467926 - 05/17/11 01:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

they play with/clean their vags, play with their boobs, giggle retardedly, say random retarded things, stare at themselves in the mirror forever, and try to make themselves look like megan fox.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14467928 - 05/17/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

heh love the input so far !


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
    #14467933 - 05/17/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Plaster the face and hair with a giant load of shit because they believe it makes them attractive.

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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic] * 1
    #14467943 - 05/17/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is what they do



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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: twighead]
    #14467965 - 05/17/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh god...oh....god....

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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: twighead]
    #14467966 - 05/17/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

they have thier secret lover climb in the bathroom window and DSHSB


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: twighead]
    #14467984 - 05/17/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what an intriguing question:strokebeard:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
    #14467997 - 05/17/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

They piss and shit and change tampons.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: s0nny]
    #14468003 - 05/17/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:

They're probably just Jillin' off in there :shrug:

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