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OfflineJoolz
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Re: Virgins [Re: Lennyk]
    #14446106 - 05/13/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nobody said they weren't unwanted. He just doesn't want them. :laugh2:


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Re: Virgins [Re: Joolz]
    #14446151 - 05/13/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Joolz said:
Nobody said they weren't unwanted. He just doesn't want them. :laugh2:




Fuckin eh man! She wanted it, he wanted it, everybody happy!


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Anonymous #5

Re: Virgins [Re: MattyBong]
    #14449266 - 05/14/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

19, still a virgin, pisses me off, aint happenin anytime soon, no social skills, aint no brad pitt, yadda yadda motherfuckin yadda

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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14450525 - 05/14/11 10:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
19, still a virgin, pisses me off, aint happenin anytime soon, no social skills, aint no brad pitt, yadda yadda motherfuckin yadda




Just remember buddy, you can still get picked up too. :wink:


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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14457209 - 05/15/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
I lost my virginity the first day I didnt try to get laid.

I said to myself in my head "Im NOT gonna try to fuck this girl" even though she was hot. Before I knew it I was up in her.


Years before that I had all kinds of girls who wanted to have sex with me but I was either too daft to see it or had too much performance anxiety and didnt want to admit that I was a virgin and didnt know how to do it.




that makes sense. my deal is is that i never really try though. and to the exact oppositve of the occurences in your scenario, i've had many opportunities where i could've gotten laid. i guess on some level i'm just really not comfortable with myself. makes sense. sucks. maybe i'll lose it this summer who knows, after i make some self improvements :shrug:

:facepalm: fuck

why is it so hard for some people to really just let go and love themselves and everyone else for the way they are? at least i know what i'm working for


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Anonymous #5

Re: Virgins [Re: owls]
    #14465624 - 05/16/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

one of the most frustrating things for me is being pretty much the only virgin of all my friends

a bunch of em have been getting tons of pussy for years, and the couple good friends who were in the same boat as me last year have girlfriends now and can fuck any time they want

fuck this :sad:

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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14467748 - 05/17/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
one of the most frustrating things for me is being pretty much the only virgin of all my friends

a bunch of em have been getting tons of pussy for years, and the couple good friends who were in the same boat as me last year have girlfriends now and can fuck any time they want

fuck this :sad:





My friends with long term girlfriends... are not happy as they could be. They defiantly live out a certain lie and swallow the pain when it occurs. There are ups, there are downs. I won't hang myself by the balls like they are willing though. When I find myself meeting someone that sees the same reflection in the mirror of thought that I do, it will either be a happy day, or the day two people kill each other due to seeing perhaps what they didn't want to see.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Virgins [Re: Lennyk]
    #14469472 - 05/17/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



Yum yum... anyone still a virgin, but had their cock sucked?  Or sucked cock?  nom nom nom

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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14470000 - 05/17/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You all put sex so high up on a pedestal that you can't reach it. I've been having sex for 20 years. If you want to get laid, go out and get laid. It isn't some special thing that should be saved for a special girl/guy. It's a good time that two consenting adults engage in. Go find a consenting adult. Engage.


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Re: Virgins [Re: automan]
    #14470587 - 05/17/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I tried saving myself for someone special... I thought I found her and gave it up. We dated for 2 years and then hit a rough patch and she gave up and broke my fucking heart. If I had to go back, I would have given it up much sooner knowing I wasted so much time waiting for this "perfect" girl.
If you wanna lose your v-card, it's honestly not that difficult... Chicks love dick just as much as guys love vag. Guarantee you can find someone to put you out of your misery in a weekend or less, if you really try... but then again sometimes they just cum to you :wink:

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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14471614 - 05/18/11 03:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:


Yum yum... anyone still a virgin, but had their cock sucked?  Or sucked cock?  nom nom nom



That is awesome she knows how to properly suck a dick.  She has the tongue on the bottom of the cock so it's not teeth there.

It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.


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Re: Virgins [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14472817 - 05/18/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.




Why is that?

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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14474552 - 05/18/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.




Why is that?




cuz he's a loser and just wanted to make a snappy remark :wink:

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Re: Virgins [Re: automan]
    #14474710 - 05/18/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Go find a consenting adult. Engage.



Tek?

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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14474787 - 05/18/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Why is there a new virgin thread each week, its all because of the insecurity of not doing well or having a small dick. I was worried of both but a midly sexy whore decided to show me whats up, honestly best sex was when I was 16ish. I guess because back then you could fuck them and it be acceptable (loose wet sluts). I dont like to fuck a girl I cant date, keeps me safe and the crazy bitches away that cry when you leave them the next day. The longer you wait the more fucked up its gonna be when you do lose it and the girl knows what to do and your worried about not busting a nut, not hitting that shit all sideways and deep then the clit action and stuff.

Edit: I think its crazy all you acid dropping shroom gobbling mofos would have trouble being in social situations like that or having illogical insecurities, ive never heard of a girl stopping right after seeing a guys dick and be like oh this is too small, im out. Except one girl at my lunch table my junior year, she turned out to be a stripper and has a porn site XD.

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Re: Virgins [Re: thissongis] * 2
    #14475596 - 05/18/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it has more to do with social anxiety and fear of rejection than performance / penis size insecurity

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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14476105 - 05/18/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sack up and fuck a bitch


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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14477070 - 05/19/11 06:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Quote:

automan said:
Go find a consenting adult. Engage.



Tek?



:lolsy:

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Re: Virgins [Re: owls] * 1
    #14477086 - 05/19/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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owls said:


i wouldn't try to rush it necessarily unless that's what you want. i'd rather have my first time mean something



You would definitely have a different opinion about sex if you weren't a virgin... unless your some kind of hard core religious person.  It's 2011 and people have meaningless sex all the time... and even the worst sex i ever had was still pretty damn fun! 

First off

That whole "saving myself for someone special" is just what churches have been pounding into peoples head for years to try and make them feel guilty for having sex... when in reality humans are horny creature and like to have sex, when taken the proper precautions there is nothing wrong with having sex...  All you are doing is just turning off the future chick you're about to have sex with by not knowing what the fuck to do when it comes!

Go out to a bar and pick up some random chick who is looking for dick.  I lost my virginity when i was 18 and it was with a drunk girl i knew, i was drunk too.  It wasn't some fairy tale special moment either... it was just short kinda embarrassing sex cause i was a virgin.  The next time i had sex after that i was sober and guess what... cinderalla didn't show up... it was still just sex except this time i lasted longer and was just starting to get my bearing straight with what to do.

Secondly if you're 23 and stilla a virgin, you are going to have to work hard to lose it to the type of girl you always thought it would be... because in reality it's most likely going to be a not so good looking chick.  Your best chances of having sex with the hottest chick while losing your virginity is to go to a bar and pick up a girl there.

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eqt146 said:
there's really no need to have sex for purposes other than procreation.



Spoken like a real virgin, well done!



:lol: seriously!

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Anonymous said:
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It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.




Why is that?



Have you ever seen the thread in the pub where pubbers post pics of them selves???  'Nuff said.

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Re: Virgins [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14477176 - 05/19/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Alright, for any virgin out there that has social fear of girls, this is my opinion on what you should do..

You know how you read and research psychedelic drugs? Well do the same thing on picking up girls and enhancing your social skills. It sounds corny, but It works! I have never had a problem meeting girls, but I decided to study the art and it brought my game from a 5 to an 8, easy.. My friends would talk shit about these "stupid books I was reading" but they weren't laughing when I was fucking the girl they were drooling over the week prior.

They have books, forums etc.. The one thing that I learned most is YOU MUST PRACTICE!! you aint gonna be good the first time you try to hit on a girl. shit you wont be good the first 20 times you hit on a girl.. but after a while, you will get down a routine and something that seems to work out for you. Also, by engaging yourself in multiple conversations with faliure time after time, you will lose that social anxiety.. In the end, no one gives a shit.. You can make a total fool of yourself and that bitch will forget the conversation in seconds and so will you.. Just don't be worried. You don't have to be brad pitt to score a girl. it's all about confidence and not giving a shit whether or not this girl likes you... and you might say "I don't want to play games" well sorry, but it's all fuckin games when it comes to sex and women.

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