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Offlinegabbaganchi
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Takura001]
    #14472868 - 05/18/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Takura001 said:
Forgot to mention, did anyone stop to think that most women have longer hair (and if you don't this doesn't apply).

I just grew my hair out and when my hair was short it took me 5-10 minutes in the shower, now it's 10-20.

then again I know some of you guys here have longer hair too :shrug:



i cut my hair about every 4-6 months. i just got it cut, and as always my drying time takes five minutes less. no less time in the shower though


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OfflineDest
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14472936 - 05/18/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnne!!!!11


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14472998 - 05/18/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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gabbaganchi said:
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Takura001 said:
Forgot to mention, did anyone stop to think that most women have longer hair (and if you don't this doesn't apply).

I just grew my hair out and when my hair was short it took me 5-10 minutes in the shower, now it's 10-20.

then again I know some of you guys here have longer hair too :shrug:



i cut my hair about every 4-6 months. i just got it cut, and as always my drying time takes five minutes less. no less time in the shower though



My hair is really thin so the drying time is the same but for some reason shampoo takes longer to get in and out.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Set]
    #14473156 - 05/18/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Set said:
Those are the legs of a dude with painted toenails.




Im going to guess they belong to PNW FunGuy


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: 4runner]
    #14473400 - 05/18/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think hair on women is kind of :tomsellick:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14473534 - 05/18/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I don;t know but I have to mop the ones at my work.  I have learned three things

A) The women's is always way more trashed than the men's
2) The women's bathroom is alway the one that gets the toilet clogged with big burly grunters
III) There is alway CANDY all over the floor and counters.  Now why TF they insist on eating candy whole on the toilet, I have no idea.  LOL

and P.s. never open that little tampon trash bin thing. NEVER!


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OfflineTakura001
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: fbi365]
    #14473559 - 05/18/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was at a pool once and the bathroom was for both sexes (very small pool) and my friend asked me why there was a machine for napkins "why would i pay for them when there are napkins right there next to the sink" :facepalm:


Needless to say he was confused.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: fbi365]
    #14473580 - 05/18/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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fbi365 said:
I don;t know but I have to mop the ones at my work.  I have learned three things

A) The women's is always way more trashed than the men's
2) The women's bathroom is alway the one that gets the toilet clogged with big burly grunters
III) There is alway CANDY all over the floor and counters.  Now why TF they insist on eating candy whole on the toilet, I have no idea.  LOL

and P.s. never open that little tampon trash bin thing. NEVER!





What's with chicks and candy? One time at a party, these chicks offered me candy, and I said "no thanks, I don't like candy." They were like "WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTT!?!?!?! :kingcrankey:" and held me down while shoving chocolate into my face as if they were children. :facepalm:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14473592 - 05/18/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hey man, i love candy too. it takes away the taste of stale ciggs and vodka.


and especially when you're :rail:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Salomon]
    #14473623 - 05/18/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I like fruity candy, not chocolate.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Takura001]
    #14473921 - 05/18/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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jewunit said:
And that gif is a letdown, cuts off right as the blonde is really about to throw down some moves.



Some Shroomerite found the video of those girls. It's wicked. I could probably find it, but to be honest I can't be bothered :lol: Maybe someone will know.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: 4runner]
    #14473944 - 05/18/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
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Set said:
Those are the legs of a dude with painted toenails.




Im going to guess they belong to PNW FunGuy





Lol those are indeed my wifes legs. You can see my feet in the first picture :P


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: PNW FunGuy]
    #14473977 - 05/18/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn...

Is she part Sicilian and native American?

Looks like my friends legs. She be hairy.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: 4runner]
    #14474371 - 05/18/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Since when are Native Americans hairy?


It's well-known that most indigenous Americans, at one point or another in their evolutionary journey, shed most of their body hair, especially relative to Europeans.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Humility]
    #14474600 - 05/18/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Okay well that is what my friend is, and yeah, actually it is the Sicilian I guess that made her hairy.


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14475095 - 05/18/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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:awedisgust:




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Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Deity208]
    #14475427 - 05/18/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hahaha oh i never get tired of that, ahh. :awedisgust: <--- I've seen that face in real life soooooo many times lol.

She's my hippie queen, what can I say? :tongue2:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: gzuf]
    #14475438 - 05/18/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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gzuf said:
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BargainBab said:
Women take longer to clean because they're filthier :highdog:




Seriously, though, I did housekeeping in this campground-lite place for two years when I was in my teens - Women's bathroom is the filthiest 9/10 times. No idea why, but I don't argue science. How they are able to spray shit on the walls in an almost sprinkler-like motion is beyond me. It happened, many times. Just remember if you don't like a place or are pissed off with your job and want to piss all over the bathroom or something to display your rage; you're really only fucking over the poor bastard who has to clean it. Company doesn't give a fuck, they pay someone to do that.

So in summary, burn down companies you hate - don't piss/shit on their bathroom.



:ilold:


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14476095 - 05/18/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ha! good comments on the legs oh and i forgot too that when i wash my dreadies it takes me alot longer especially when i blow dry them....and i am actually a mutt there is some native from my moms side but not alot its just hair i do enjoy that look on peoples face lol and when i went to jail there were girls that hadn't shaved in months and my leg hair was longer then theirs we had a contest one girl started gagging when she saw them i think its funny  :awejeez:
:awedisgust: <- gets me everytime LOLZ


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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: PNW FunGal]
    #14476460 - 05/19/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ha! good comments on the legs oh and i forgot too that when i wash my dreadies it takes me alot longer especially when i blow dry them....and i am actually a mutt there is some native from my moms side but not alot its just hair i do enjoy that look on peoples face lol and when i went to jail there were girls that hadn't shaved in months and my leg hair was longer then theirs we had a contest one girl started gagging when she saw them i think its funny  :awejeez:
:awedisgust: <- gets me everytime LOLZ



:lolsy:hard core

do you have have trouble getting dates?
  (not an insult)i mean most guys (thanks maxim)find it off putting


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