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ohmatic
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what goes on in women's bathrooms ?
#14467745 - 05/17/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im male 
i enter, undress, step into the shower, turn it on, shampoo, rinse, leave it, dry off, shave, brush, put new clothes on, leave.
this all happens in 5 to maximum 10 minutes.
EVERY girl i have been with, without an exception takes a minimum of 20+ minutes in there usually around the 40 minute mark and water is on alllllllllll the time !!!
seriously what the hell can you do in there taking that long i seriously don't get it ...
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
#14467770 - 05/17/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the_drummer
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
#14467771 - 05/17/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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According to my own personal research, women can have multiple orgasms. Perhaps this explains it.
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: the_drummer]
#14467786 - 05/17/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe that's why my wife only takes a few minutes her self in the shower. I know how to take care of her needs.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: the_drummer]
#14467789 - 05/17/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I take long in showers because i always space out and forget that im in the shower
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: the_drummer] 5
#14467798 - 05/17/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Women take longer to clean because they're filthier
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
#14467804 - 05/17/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: BargainBab]
#14467810 - 05/17/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wound care, its not easy
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: BargainBab]
#14467826 - 05/17/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
BargainBab said: Women take longer to clean because they're filthier 
Seriously, though, I did housekeeping in this campground-lite place for two years when I was in my teens - Women's bathroom is the filthiest 9/10 times. No idea why, but I don't argue science. How they are able to spray shit on the walls in an almost sprinkler-like motion is beyond me. It happened, many times. Just remember if you don't like a place or are pissed off with your job and want to piss all over the bathroom or something to display your rage; you're really only fucking over the poor bastard who has to clean it. Company doesn't give a fuck, they pay someone to do that.
So in summary, burn down companies you hate - don't piss/shit on their bathroom.
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: gzuf]
#14467848 - 05/17/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's not a good sign, it means that you make them have to poop.
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: Alienscience]
#14467855 - 05/17/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
#14467926 - 05/17/11 01:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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they play with/clean their vags, play with their boobs, giggle retardedly, say random retarded things, stare at themselves in the mirror forever, and try to make themselves look like megan fox.
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ohmatic
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: DrMambo]
#14467928 - 05/17/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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heh love the input so far !
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
#14467933 - 05/17/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Plaster the face and hair with a giant load of shit because they believe it makes them attractive.
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic] 1
#14467943 - 05/17/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is what they do
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: twighead]
#14467965 - 05/17/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh god...oh....god....
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: twighead]
#14467966 - 05/17/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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they have thier secret lover climb in the bathroom window and DSHSB
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: twighead]
#14467984 - 05/17/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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what an intriguing question
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: ohmatic]
#14467997 - 05/17/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They piss and shit and change tampons.
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Re: what goes on in women's bathrooms ? [Re: s0nny]
#14468003 - 05/17/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They're probably just Jillin' off in there
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