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Offlinelimestoneman
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The taste of your cum
    #14464303 - 05/16/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So about five minutes ago I jacked off for the first time in three days and I make my "O" face and like a fucking shotgun, BAM right in my mouth and all over my face, my pillow, wall behind me etc. Upon the creation of this mess I realized that my semen actually doesn't taste bad at all. It's salty and kind of savory. Has anyone else had anything else like this happen to them or just happen to know the taste of their own jizz?

Edited by limestoneman (05/16/11 07:59 PM)

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: limestoneman] * 2
    #14464353 - 05/16/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

from now on, you will no longer enjoy masturbation unless you ejaculate in your mouth. even when you are having sex, you will pull out and jizz on your face.


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: limestoneman]
    #14465275 - 05/16/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #14465349 - 05/16/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Christian Bale said:





is that what cum tastes like?


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Cherk]
    #14465355 - 05/16/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rosieod:


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Joolz]
    #14465945 - 05/17/11 01:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just like eating your boogers, right?


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #14468148 - 05/17/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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EternalCowabunga said:
from now on, you will no longer enjoy masturbation unless you ejaculate in your mouth. even when you are having sex, you will pull out and jizz on your face.



hahahahaha so funny.
but yes I have tasted mine and am not satisfied.


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: limestoneman]
    #14468247 - 05/17/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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limestoneman said:
So about five minutes ago I jacked off for the first time in three days and I make my "O" face and like a fucking shotgun, BAM right in my mouth and all over my face, my pillow, wall behind me etc. Upon the creation of this mess I realized that my semen actually doesn't taste bad at all. It's salty and kind of savory. Has anyone else had anything else like this happen to them or just happen to know the taste of their own jizz?





My guess is some guys are just flat out rank from bad diet/lifestyle. I have never made anyone wince except from the size of a load sometimes being larger than usual.


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #14478147 - 05/19/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
from now on, you will no longer enjoy masturbation unless you ejaculate in your mouth. even when you are having sex, you will pull out and jizz on your face.



:ahahaha:
Awesome, lol!

Ive never tasted mine, but have wondered...:Awesketch:

Just never enough curiosity to actually do it

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #14478695 - 05/19/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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EternalCowabunga said:
even when you are having sex, you will pull out and jizz on your face.



hahaha i can just picture it now:  some guy fucking his girl, he's about to nut (she's mid-gasm) and he pulls out, rolls onto his back, pushes his torso up into the air like a bridge-position and then nuts all over his face ---- hahahahahahahaaha

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: memes]
    #14478718 - 05/19/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
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EternalCowabunga said:
even when you are having sex, you will pull out and jizz on your face.



hahaha i can just picture it now:  some guy fucking his girl, he's about to nut (she's mid-gasm) and he pulls out, rolls onto his back, pushes his torso up into the air like a bridge-position and then nuts all over his face ---- hahahahahahahaaha



:ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha::ahahaha:

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: shLong]
    #14478983 - 05/19/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rosieod:

I've never tasted my cum. The only time I really would is if I kiss her after nutting in her mouth.


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Joolz]
    #14486300 - 05/20/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Mine tastes nasty, but I cum in my own mouth everyday anyways.

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14486463 - 05/20/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Mine tastes nasty, but I cum in my own mouth everyday anyways.





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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: limestoneman]
    #14486510 - 05/20/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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limestoneman said:
So about five minutes ago I jacked off for the first time in three days and I make my "O" face and like a fucking shotgun, BAM right in my mouth and all over my face, my pillow, wall behind me etc.



hey man you don't have to make up some elaborate story that is obviously a bunch of bullshit of how your jizz ended up in your mouth.  i think everyone at least once in their life was curious what their jizz tasted like and while they were jacking off they were almost kinda excited to see what it tasted like only to find out that once you finally blew your load you no longer had any desire to taste your jizz and figured maybe next time.  eventually you finally got around to tasting your own jizz, well this is my story it's okay to admit you voluntarily tasted your jizz i mean its only nature to be curious especially with women always bitching about how bad it tastes.  women are all hot air when they talk about how gross jizz tastes at least my jizz doesnt taste that bad.  my jizz happens to be more jelly like then most so it was easy to clump together in my mouth and spit out.  it tastes salty and thats about it.

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: shLong]
    #14489023 - 05/21/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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shLong said:
Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
from now on, you will no longer enjoy masturbation unless you ejaculate in your mouth. even when you are having sex, you will pull out and jizz on your face.



:ahahaha:
Awesome, lol!

Ive never tasted mine, but have wondered...:Awesketch:

Just never enough curiosity to actually do it




Same for me.

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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Pancho The Dog]
    #14489132 - 05/21/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I've tasted my own semen before. It didn't have much of a flavor at all. My girlfriend never complains "except from the size of a load sometimes being larger than usual."


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Kickle]
    #14490247 - 05/21/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This damn thread got me curious.
I tasted a good sample of my stuff...it was alright, better than i expected.
It was warm and that kinda grossed me out.
But overall, it was a bit sweet and almost just like mucus.

I eat a lot of fruits and they do say that makes it taste better.:awesome:


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: thoughts]
    #14490362 - 05/21/11 04:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If your jizz was sweet it is because you eat a lot of fruit. Also, water makes it less sticky and more flowing, in case you care enough to hydrate that way your lover can swallow easier.


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Re: The taste of your cum [Re: Joolz]
    #14490426 - 05/21/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sweet, i already do both.:thumbup:

I should bottle it and make some profit.
Oh, wait there's already a sperm bank.
I think my destiny has just been revealed.
:brilliant:


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