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Offlinedwtk
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fucking mormons
    #14463961 - 05/16/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It's been at least 30 minutes now and im still trying to get my trip going again...

i didn't know mormons do rounds at night but through my keyhole they looked liked cops in their uniforms and i shit my fucking self until my other room mate answered the door and i saw that they were mormons.

i'm one week away from getting my community service finished for my felony. im already paranoid as fuck. fucking fuck

my nerves are still shot thru the roof :sad:


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InvisibleMidnight_Toker
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Re: fucking mormons [Re: dwtk]
    #14463986 - 05/16/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't worry bro it was just a big cosmic joke.  Everything will be fine!


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InvisiblePrimal Glitch
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Re: fucking mormons [Re: dwtk]
    #14464020 - 05/16/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: fucking mormons [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14464075 - 05/16/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i feel you bro just got off my house arrest :laugh:


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OfflineHarryL
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Re: fucking mormons [Re: converse63]
    #14464096 - 05/16/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yup

Been there.... Best to answer the door stark naked and ask the Mormons to come in

No worries... You're fine... They will not be back for a while


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: HarryL]
    #14464142 - 05/16/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You could eat more that would get you trip back but may not be in the right choice with the vibe that is going on now


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: 2shoes]
    #14464244 - 05/16/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if you don't get UA'd, smoke some kind :jah: :jah:
usually makes a trip more intense. for me it just keeps me from reacting very strongly to my intoxication. could be a pro or a con


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: 2shoes]
    #14464267 - 05/16/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Tell them they can tell you all about their superstition if they eat some with you :P


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InvisiblePrimal Glitch
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Re: fucking mormons [Re: F1234K]
    #14464372 - 05/16/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"mormons, great!
come inside and have a nice cup of tea" :evil2:


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14464414 - 05/16/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

tripleclick said:
"mormons, great!
come inside and have a nice cup of tea" :evil2:



:ahahaha:


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14464692 - 05/16/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Mormons are the worst kind... always creeping like they're looking for someone to rape


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OfflineDesignatedTripper
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Re: fucking mormons [Re: laruta_21]
    #14465121 - 05/16/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: fucking mormons [Re: DesignatedTripper]
    #14465228 - 05/16/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hahahahahahaha


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: tay_ste_5000]
    #14465253 - 05/16/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

No lie, one trip I was on two tabs of some good lucy. My friend was driving. I was in the passenger seat. I see some Mormons, we're driving by. "DUDE, STOP THE FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW" *stops* "Why?" "BACK THE FUCK UP" *backs up*

"HEY!.............I'M ON LSD RIGHT NOW.........YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT!.......HAVE A NICE DAY"
"GO! GO! GO!"

Their face? Priceless. :laugh:


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Invisibleowls
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Re: fucking mormons [Re: Shroomerited]
    #14465375 - 05/16/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

rofl funny shit.. u ever really answer the door naked?


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Re: fucking mormons [Re: owls]
    #14465557 - 05/16/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Every time mormons come to my door I always tell them to "Get the fuck out of here before I call the police for solicitation."

I have not seen any of them ever since I said that.


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