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OfflineBargainBab
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A man walks into his bedroom...
    #14458942 - 05/15/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

He walks up to his water pipe and hits it, the pipe then spews shrapnel of exploded seed into his eye.
The man is far too high to go to the hospital.
Then what does he do shroomery. Help me finish the joke before I lose my sight forever  :awehigh:


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Re: A man walks into his bedroom... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14458957 - 05/15/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Bring amba lamps. They don't care if you're high.

Besides washing your eye out with water I'm really not sure what I would do besides be extremely pissed :shrug:


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Re: A man walks into his bedroom... [Re: Equipto]
    #14458986 - 05/15/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Equipto said:

Besides washing your eye out with water I'm really not sure what I would do besides be extremely pissed :shrug:




Preemptive measure: Check your weed for seeds before you hit it.

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Re: A man walks into his bedroom... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14459008 - 05/15/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol amba lamps


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Re: A man walks into his bedroom... [Re: argg]
    #14459147 - 05/15/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Buy real weed that doesn't have stones in it next time? :shrug:


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Re: A man walks into his bedroom... [Re: markofthebeast]
    #14460642 - 05/16/11 04:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

While you're sitting there on the Internet, you may as well look at some porn and have a wank.
You might get yourself in the eye and sooth the stinging from the exploding cone - you'll likely have clouded vision for a while though.

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